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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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TV says sark has never won when trailing by 10 at the half?   F-me.  I'll take Mack Brown every day and twice on Saturday.

 

Just now, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

This is our fucking house 

Schooler watching the ball roll up the field. The fuck?

Super disappointed that Casey didn't start the second.

Guess it's important to get QB1 to learn to get a comeback going but we already know Casey is a winner.

Lulz.  Brock and Schooler down the punt.  Closest they've been to the ball all night.

WTF, no adjustments coming out of half time.  Need a TO

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

COME BACK THIS HALF AND WHOOP THESE METH HEADS FUCK

Don't forget these fuckers in the first half challenged your manhood.

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This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

Why throw it to somebody well short of the first down with a defender draped?  

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Porn is for amateurs. Real men call up whores or get a sugar baby to come sick your suck for dick for $100

Lol welp that will do it. Sark is gonna be terrible. That’s what you drew up to counter that defense at halftime? Wtf.

I honestly don’t think Casey will fare much better with this O-line and receivers, but at this point he probably deserves a shot. 

12 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

You sound retarded. Get help 

No you stupid cocksmoking clown. Keep Card in clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I don’t care who the HC is…this whole “I don’t use the transfer portal” crap pisses me off. 
 

I don’t want Sark to fucking panic but I do want him to change up the play calling.

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You’re such a fucking pussy.

Maybe. Or maybe I’m just sick of being disappointed with shitty perfomanances 

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

That stat line is Charlie Strongesque

i mean the last time Arkansas kicked our ass he was coach, so of course. 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Why throw it to somebody well short of the first down with a defender draped?  

because there was no one else to throw to?

1 minute ago, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

welcome. go fuck yourself. this won't end well for you 

Just now, UDontKnow said:

This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

Lighten up Francis he’s trying to be funny.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I don’t care who the HC is…this whole “I don’t use the transfer portal” crap pisses me off. 
 

I don’t want Sark to fucking panic but I do want him to change up the play calling.

Put your badass backup QB in for fucks sake.

I got drunk for this shit?

That was a good move, in retrospect.

Our Dline doing alright for the most part.  Offense isn't helping at all.  

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

U don't know

2 minutes ago, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

Fuck your mother

Just now, mchookem said:

i mean the last time Arkansas kicked our ass he was coach, so of course. 

Wonder if Pittman will say this has been borderline erotic after the game

Jesus. If Card stays in we are getting shut out. Come the fuck on

Guessing that was his last drive. Throwing to a covered receiver 5 yards short of the sticks is regarded.
Are you retarded? Fair question 

Fair question. For two quarters of the game, Texas has scored ZERO points. Arkansas has scored 16.

I like Texas, I like Texas joining the SEC. I think it’s a great thing for both Texas AND the SEC.

Arkansas has been at the bottom of the SEC since the 90’s. They are rolling over Texas because they play competition instead of walking through the big 12.

Prove me wrong.
1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I got drunk for this shit?

I’m glad I didn’t start drinking. Honestly. That’s a first for me on a Saturday. No point in starting now.

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I’m done if Card comes back out on the field.

Lol.  Already?

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Porn is for amateurs. Real men call up whores or get a sugar baby to come sick your suck for dick for $100

Or for free because they're super-freaks! Lulz.

Rewatching 1H offense... We need to run play action quick passing early on the series... They're very aggreasive on 1st and 2nd, then sitting on 3rd

Bruh ain’t nobody coaching out there

Ok Card I want to be here for you but a 5 yard throw on 3rd and 9 gets you shit

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

I honestly don’t think Casey will fare much better with this O-line and receivers, but at this point he probably deserves a shot. 

Agree.  But there's always the chance he breaks containment and goes yard.

Apparently both lines spent practice time playing pattycake.

The poir play against the Cajuns has gotten worse

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