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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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9 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

I’m breaking out the magic hat.5F308BE5-E315-4E7B-B2F8-35532B343836.thumb.jpeg.c72f8fb9e16148d928d746352927eac6.jpeg

Why the fuck didn't you put it in earlier you selfish cunt? 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

First good play of this game. 
 

Too bad he couldn’t score csuse this offense sure as shit can’t. 

Eat shit, 

Well now take Card out FUCK

Bout damn time!

How is he two yards short? 

Edited by Mdhorn

dicker is pushing everything, damn hips staying open

Too bad we hate momentum. Sigh.......

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

He’s married with little kids at home. Let’s deal with the reality of his situation, regular sluts will not come over. If he is going to get any action on the side it has to be paid for.

Don't know anyone on here.

Just now, deft said:


Lolz. 3/10 troll attempt. We’ve been around the block before….just like your mom.

Not a troll. Just saying hello. Y'all are so up your damn ass already. No wonder you cycle through coaches like baby wipes.

Just now, cdain3 said:

Too bad we hate momentum. Sigh.......

It’s not real…

Where are the Turtling Tom fans on this thread. Fuckers we are coming back 

11 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

I’m breaking out the magic hat.5F308BE5-E315-4E7B-B2F8-35532B343836.thumb.jpeg.c72f8fb9e16148d928d746352927eac6.jpeg

Thank you for your service

I switched from beer to jonnie Walker KGV at the half.  
 

if it works this is going to be a very drunk and expensive season.  

Bout furkin time we see pay dirt

Lucky their 45 year old quarterback can't throw...would have been a walk-in touchdown, but we got a 14 point swing instead.

2 minutes ago, deft said:


Lolz. 3/10 troll attempt. We’ve been around the block before….just like your mom.

🤣

A solid 3-and-out here would further improve my outlook. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m glad I didn’t start drinking. Honestly. That’s a first for me on a Saturday. No point in starting now.

Been there done that.  Today I started drinking before shit went south. So may as well finish the job. 

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

First good play of this game. 
 

Too bad he couldn’t score csuse this offense sure as shit can’t. 
 

Edit: holy shit they scored 

Bitchassedness

Just now, dcar00 said:

U dont go for 2?

you don't want anything bad happening right now, take the damn kick

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