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Now let's get a 3-and-out and let them feel a little pressure.  Start wearing on their defense.

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Porn stache has molasses in his veins

That's why his blood tastes so good on pancakes.

8 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said:


Fair question. For two quarters of the game, Texas has scored ZERO points. Arkansas has scored 16.

I like Texas, I like Texas joining the SEC. I think it’s a great thing for both Texas AND the SEC.

Arkansas has been at the bottom of the SEC since the 90’s. They are rolling over Texas because they play competition instead of walking through the big 12.

Prove me wrong.

Neither of them had played a big 12 opponent this year and we just scored now.

Let's see what these cocksucker chicken dick AIDS piggy's do without the momentum

That’s why it helps to get 5-star talents. They don’t always show out, but they are usually capable of something special, like that badass INT.

Thank you, B.J. 

Now let’s continue to rally and fuck shit up.

Just now, Rip76 said:

Play defense

Get another TO. 

Just now, Jimbob said:

I switched from beer to jonnie Walker KGV at the half.  
 

if it works this is going to be a very drunk and expensive season.  

Gone from beer to casadragones to talisker and might have to crack open Elmer T Lee. FML every damn year we pull this s*%^

3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

fucking right FIGHT

fify

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

All we need is to do all of that again

3 times. Let's do it.

1 minute ago, 2k15 said:

Not a troll. Just saying hello. Y'all are so up your damn ass already. No wonder you cycle through coaches like baby wipes.

Why are you here posting on a game thread you have no interest in?  Shouldn't you be pouring vinegar on grilled chicken or are you researching Texas sports to try and understand Muchamp's better years?

U mean BJ got it done 

Only one getting shit done so far

Need to be aggressive on D now. Get after that QB. 

Edited by Woodrow Call

crazy thing is, without that pick, that might have gone for 6 the other way

Not a troll. Just saying hello. Y'all are so up your damn ass already. No wonder you cycle through coaches like baby wipes.

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

Sorry guys. My fault. I’ve been at the lake all day. Just turned on the game. Shits about to get good. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That depends. How many of the 4 ended up squirting?

It’s piss

Pussies won't even snap the ball

Fuck bridals

kj back to looking like a deer in headlights...wish we were more aggressive attacking him

i still dont understand why the fuck we didnt go for 2.

 

we dont make it and we are down 10.....    so what..    its still a 2 score game.  fucking try to make it a 1 score game. 

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Oh now we’re in their heads

This

I’ll be honest I never could find her GBOT

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Oh now we’re in their heads

And they are in our heads. Furk.

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