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Hahahaha. We aren’t even trying. 

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Linebacker just rode the ball carrier all the way into the end zone. Way to get low.  The others just watched and ran sideways.

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This ain’t on the D. Blocked punts, fumbles and going for it on your own side. They have to be tired. Forgot about the four 3 and outs in a row. 

Clearing out my crap bourbon now.  I don't want to enjoy anything, just get drunk 

Should have pulled Card at the half.  Dumbass move.

This is a Charlie strong Kansas type loss. Haven’t felt this defeated in a long time. 

Can’t wait to watch Hudson’s cute YouTube video this week. 

CDC needs to give orders that Sark doesn't get on the bus leaving the stadium.    

 

 

Should have put Casey after the TD.  Hindsight is easy but this line is shit and anyone could see you need more improv back there

At this point, I'm ready to let Beard coach football.

Herman’s teams never gave up and never got blown out 

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

Maybe Sark doesn't want to waste poor Casey on this game

Then he's taking the L.

If I’m Casey I still go in the portal 

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

Who promised me a dominant D line

Well, we had only seen them play against our O line

Finally a flag for that bullshit

The $9.95ers lied to us about why Hudson was better than Casey.

Casey looks much more decisive.

Casey should have come in 2 TD ago. Too little, to late now.

There will be a spike in piggie births 9 months from tonight.

Thanks Sark. Like the world needed that.

Makeup call for the targeting

Who cares. We are down by 26 points and we act like we have another two quarters to play to get stuff going.

underneath shit…

Offense already feels like it has more juice with Casey in

It’s nice to mauve my saturdays freed up

again 

This is Sark’s Maryland 

Cool so we do this at home next year vs arky.

1 fucking play in and Casey just looks more decisive and comfortable

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

No I know football. You’re fucking Asian and serious, the literal worst combo you could be

Woooahh.    
 

what the fuck is this racism. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

There will be a spike in piggie births 9 months from tonight.

Thanks Sark. Like the world needed that.

I feel like we do a lot for fans of other teams. Fans of our team…not so much.

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