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My puppy is having her first heat and this team is more willing to lay down and get fucked then she is.

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.
After that Colorado game today, don't be so sure of that.
3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

You should really think about jumping.  You don’t want to be the last one on the cliff.

I’m pacing myself, sir 

Just now, Rholl said:

Sark got Arkansas dick drug across his face repeatedly

Dick that had been balls deep in his ass.  His apparently very dirty ass.

Good job.   Good effort.  Y’all need to get in this conference ASAP.

At least you don’t put slaw on your BBQ

Fuck it, just changed channels to watch 3's Company...

Just now, 'stache said:
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SEC so good! Congrats!

Go fuck yourself. We’ll still be able to beat your backwater excuse for a school. 

Should've knew when we had Schooler and Brockemeyer starting that this defense was gonna be shit.

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Lol. Not listening to national sports radio for the next few weeks now.

Just said this 😂

So are we sure we really want to be part of the future superleague?  I mean, the kids at Colgate have a lot of fun at their games. 

Just now, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, Deej said:
It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.

After that Colorado game today, don't be so sure of that.

We're not beating Rice.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Our ends and LBs are just terrible.  They get caved in on every play. The cut back has been there all night.  

Nope.  You must blame the coach. 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

Believe 24-7 against TCU in '17 was his worst loss 

18 minutes ago, 2k15 said:

Arkansas has backups in and is starting to play prevent D. Thompson does look better though.

You squeaked out a victory at the last minute against ECU. Shane Beamer is your coach. You're not SC, and you're not Carolina. You're UofSC and you're not going to win a single secsecsec game this year. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

2 losses to Maryland trumps this

5 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

This is the worst loss since when??

Notre Dame?

Or BYU 

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1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

No. But he still sucked.

Sark got Arkansas dick drug across his face repeatedly

And yet, his expression did not change.
2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

You should really think about jumping.  You don’t want to be the last one on the cliff.

Yeah, if you wait to be the last one, you'll just end up landing on top of everyone who jumped before you. After this game it could be quite a few people and you would survive to watch more of this craptacular season.

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck it, just changed channels to watch 3's Company...

The Notebook here 

Winning is Really hard

Goddamn I am glad I will be down in Fulton next weekend fishing instead of watching this horseshit program.

Turned this off like an hour ago to watch a three-year old episode of Iron Chef America.

 

I have no regrets.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.

If they play like this they will. But I still wouldn’t bet on it 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Maybe we should start scheduling some FCS teams

North Dakota State would run train on this team if they played the way they played tonight.

@ Notre Dame?
Notre Dame was actually good.

To try and add a bit of hope the a fucking dumpster fire, I can remember a season when Texas had a disappointing two game start. Or maybe it was just one bad game. Bill Bradley moved from QB to the secondary and James Street stepped in and won about 21 straight games... or something like that.

The real problem might be a coach who couldn't see the difference between Thompson and Card.

Jordan Whittington fucking sucks. Transfer please

The Notebook here 
Looking for something with a happier ending?

Perhaps Whittington should worry less about his NIL and catch the fucking ball.

1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:

In the grand scheme of the universe, this loss isn't that big a deal.

have you been watching this game ?!?!?! holy fuck man , we are getting manhandled 

Arkansas is going to start referring to these uniforms as the 'prison' uniforms. As in, remember those uniforms we wore the night we raped Texas and went to prison. 

This is what we get for the Surly RV rolling into Fayetteville like world beaters.

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