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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Turned this off like an hour ago to watch a three-year old episode of Iron Chef America.
 
I have no regrets.

I stopped watching when Card fumbled. I am just here to be an asshole and point out I was right about our defense sucking.

Maybe these guys should stop getting paid for interviews and study the playbook and lift weights more

There’s still 8 minutes of hell left.

I wonder how Sark will spin this beat down?

We have some wins left in us over the season, but, yeah, jesus, this sucks.

Back to the torture.

4 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

JFC, and we’re going the SEC. This program is a joke. It’s going to take an exorcism to clean all the shit from this team.


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SEC has nothing to do with this.

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

In the grand scheme of the universe, this loss isn't that big a deal.

Except if we run the table win the rest of the games on our schedule and big 12 then the playoff committee looks at our resume and says "Y'all lost to fucking Arkansas Lol" 

 

But that won't happen. Here's to making it to the Big 12 championship somehow. 

 

 

 

 

 

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

The Notebook here 

I switched to "To Kill A mockingbird" at the end of the 3rd.

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

You squeaked out a victory at the last minute against ECU. Shane Beamer is your coach. You're not SC, and you're not Carolina. You're UofSC and you're not going to win a single secsecsec game this year. 

nvm

Edited by Augustus

we need to get into the transfer portal and buy whatever OL talent there is next year

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

I’m no Herman fan, but his teams at least were never thoroughly dominated like this. His teams were always in the game, sometimes to a fault. But we didn’t get blown out like this.

I am not that surprised Arkie won, but the defense just rolling over and quitting is pathetic.

6 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Is this what Rock bottom likes?   

2016 is going to be hard to top.

This is what we get for the Surly RV rolling into Fayetteville like world beaters.
I blame the pizza place.

Burn the whole fucking thing down.  All of it.  To catch the jewel thief gotta burn the forest.  

But, hey, we have a zip line and a ferris wheel, now.

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

To try and add a bit of hope the a fucking dumpster fire, I can remember a season when Texas had a disappointing two game start. Or maybe it was just one bad game. Bill Bradley moved from QB to the secondary and James Street stepped in and won about 21 straight games... or something like that.

The real problem might be a coach who couldn't see the difference between Thompson and Card.

Stop. Just stop.

2 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

The Notebook here 

I quit watching before the half, watched about two minutes of Arkie's second drive.

I'm just watching the thread.  It's the only thing entertaining about Texas Football and has been for years.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Casey looks like a baller.  How did he not win the job?

Because he’s pulling the ball and running more than not. Sark wants his QB to make throws 

Just now, alphahorn said:

we need to get into the transfer portal and buy whatever OL talent there is next year

Either that or increase the budget for Vagisil ..

Just now, GTX Horn said:

I’m no Herman fan, but his teams at least were never thoroughly dominated like this. His teams were always in the game, sometimes to a fault. But we didn’t get blown out like this.

Tom Herman’s worst loss was 17 points in his first year. 12 points was second worst 

Casey is a gamer.  He'd be my starter.  

 

So fucking glad I bailed in 1st quarter, you folks are tougher than me. Fuckin masochists. Another example of Sabin “disciples” shitting the bed it sounds like. Fucking sucks, I was hopeful this time around.

Oh well, maybe next coach

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Because he’s pulling the ball and running more than not. Sark wants his QB to make throws 

With this offensive line? He might not be too smart then.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Casey looks like a baller.  How did he not win the job?

Because Sark was determined to fit a square peg in a round hole. Card is absolutely impotent without a strong pocket.

This is a totally different game with Casey starting.

3 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

The Notebook here 

I’m a fan. I get choked up watching like I do when watching Rudy.

SEC has nothing to do with this.

So you just ignored the rest of my post. Nice


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Casey picking up an extra 9 yards whenever the pocket collapses. Sark is Herman 2.0

 

 

"Tuck Texas"?!? shirt
Okay, not bad.  hahah

Edited by ATXbronco

When you get beat so badly in the trenches, have to wonder where the positives are?  Should've known it was bad when we're talking up Freshman offensive linemen.  The qb is green but the offensive line couldn't hold and when it could, Card couldn't get out of his own way. Casey is more decisive but it's too little too late and not until all hope was lost with Card.  Just failed at mostly all phases, except rb, who was never given daylight.  

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Maybe these guys should stop getting paid for interviews and study the playbook and lift weights more

I've been convinced for years we lift those fake weights they display in stores

Real lack of talent on D.  Be real and think about Jacoby Jones, Luke Brockermeyer, David Gbenda, Brendan Schooler, BJ Foster, Anthony Cook...and how integral their positions are to what the DC wants to do.  Think about those players and try to imagine why playing a Line that is all 300+ that ISNT FAT, with big receivers that love to block.  Way too many weak spots for a decent game plan with balanced personnel to exploit.  OTOH, how do you get on track vs a strong line and good linebackers, when you have CJones, Okafor, Angilau playing like little pussies, while counting on green receivers.  Whittington just can't be your #1 guy.  He's a Swiss army guy to use creatively while your main WRs draw attention.  This team this year is in full rebuild

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

With this offensive line? He might not be too smart then.

The line is indeed shit

Jesus this pisses me off.  We had the wrong guy in there the whole game. Fuck it to hell. 

We are seeing qb1 now.  This game would have looked much different if he starts....as he should have.  Hell he is making the line look better

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