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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Best way to not see the field stormed or a horns down animation:  Don't suck on both sides of the ball for 60 minutes.  It is very, very simple.

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

...daughter put me in her private Snapchat I’m an internet hero

Congrats. Gotta say, this is well overdue...

Texas made Arky look like Bama.  That’s impressive.  

20 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

When you get beat so badly in the trenches, have to wonder where the positives are?  Should've known it was bad when we're talking up Freshman offensive linemen.  The qb is green but the offensive line couldn't hold and when it could, Card couldn't get out of his own way. Casey is more decisive but it's too little too late and not until all hope was lost with Card.  Just failed at mostly all phases, except rb, who was never given daylight.  

 

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Keystone Kops defense playing to the tune of Yakkety Sax. 

 

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

And we’re obviously worse with Card

Totally agree

Well time to hear the press conference and see what type of coach we have. A lost one like strong or a blame game one like Herman

Just now, 'stache said:

I SO SAD SO JELLY SEC SO JELLY SEC SEC SEC!!!

Right now, you're no better than any other opposing fanbase member coming to this board just to talk shit to Longhorn fans.

The fact that you exist on this board is absolutely pathetic. It's 2021 and the Pokes don't have a message board of their own? 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

They can talk about this being a big rivalry...but it's mainly that only to us olds. Doesn't seem to have been one for our team. 

The Hogs sure knew it was tonight. And anyone that didn't perceive it coming into the game is fucking blind.

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5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Casey is a baller. How the fuck do you not see that as a HC? 

I am sure he sees that. 

I worry about durability with Casey, but he knows how to dodge big hits like vince. And we would have a fantastic backup who learned a lot tonight. We have two good QB's. Which fits with our line is the question for me. 

 

Congrats to Arkansas for the win. Good for them. For us, we learned that we have another QB, Casey Thompson. It was close in the off-season but Casey has shown he deserves the shot to start. 

If I’m Sark, I make the players stop and watch this. They need to understand this is what you signed up for. Every week you are going to get the best out of every team. 

Let's see how stupid or smart Sark is. If he's a smart man he'll start Casey from here on out, if he's a stupid man he'll be here just two more seasons 
He'll blame himself and the coaches for a bad gameplan. Then on Monday he'll say Casey earned an opportunity to start vs Rice. After that win, he'll start vs Texas Tech which means he'll probably start on the road at TCU. That result will determine the rest of the year.
Just now, MillerEP said:

Well time to hear the press conference and see what type of coach we have. A lost one like strong or a blame game one like Herman

"Our biggest mistake was letting our players get involved with Surly."

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

SO MUCH SEC OMG SO MUCH SEC!!!

Bitch, your left behind ass almost lost to a fucking city school. Fuck your poke ass. Fuck you and your stupid mullet coach who’s lost more to OU than Herman and Charlie Fucking Strong.

Edited by mdmost

Honestly, if Casey plays this well going forward it could actually still help with Arch. I'd be a little more worried if say the Manning family made rash decisions instead of business ones that include things that aren't just football 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

It's a shame that we don't have a coach that gets livid at the sight of seeing horns down and then proceeds to make the opposition pay for it.

he doesn't even get upset at the fact that the refs don't flag card getting his career nearly ended ten minutes after the whistle blows or three really fucking obvious targeting penalties demonstrates that we're dealing with a pussy pac10 perennial 7-4 coach.  a real coach would have been apoplectic...saban would have been eating the ref's heart on the hash mark.

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

you sposed to be SEC

We didn’t want to be there

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Without a game against TX or OU, nobody is even going to know y'all exist.

WE SO SAD SO NOT SEC SEC SEC SEC!!

That was total domination. A buzzsaw. Ark wanted it more, from their coaches to their players.

They clearly looked at this as a rivalry game and got up for it. Sark needs to learn who our rivalries are and factor that shit into how he preps his team.

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

you sposed to be SEC

you lost to illinois.  no one even knows nebraska plays football anymore.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Right now, you're no better than any other opposing fanbase member coming to this board just to talk shit to Longhorn fans.

The fact that you exist on this board is absolutely pathetic. It's 2021 and the Pokes don't have a message board of their own? 

Gf

Edited by 'stache

Shitty effort all around. QB sucked, o line sucked, receivers dropped passes, defense was a shit show, blocked punt led to an arkie TD. Most of all, coaching on both sides of the ball was atrocious.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

WE SO SAD SO NOT SEC SEC SEC SEC!!

Enjoy being irrelevant for eternity you dumb left behind bitch

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Let's see how stupid or smart Sark is. If he's a smart man he'll start Casey from here on out, if he's a stupid man he'll be here just two more seasons 

He'll blame himself and the coaches for a bad gameplan. Then on Monday he'll say Casey earned an opportunity to start vs Rice. After that win, he'll start vs Texas Tech which means he'll probably start on the road at TCU. That result will determine the rest of the year.

Shit, I'll take it. Card looked like a freshman and Casey was poised. Casey is clearly no slouch, and quite possibly better long-term. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

WE SO SAD SO NOT SEC SEC SEC SEC!!

And, yet, here you are on a Texas board.  Doubt you'd be on a Houston, Tech, Cincy, or Baylor board talking shit, late, on a Saturday night.  You know who's relevant - shitty results notwithstanding.

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

They rushed the field after beating this shit show?

Borderline homoerotic.

Next weeks game is a big who gives a fuck. We won’t know anything till I guess Texas tech if anything got fixed or not. 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I GONE SO SAD NOT SEC SO SAD

Dude we are better than this.  Come on.  

this game  wouild be diff with that fumble by arkansas had been kept  and card  missing  2 TD'S    
 
arkansas is 7-5 at best this year   sark should had bench the qb at haif    sark u can see his play calls a mile away  
 
i am happy for the win  this is a good board 

Or the hitting the QB at the knees when the ball was dead 3 seconds prior. That should have been 15.
That was a huge turn of events.

The final nail was the non call using your helmet as a weapon on the awful 4th down run call.


Crappiest defensive scheme I’ve seen since Manny Diaz. Awful offensive play calling.

I’m not really sure you can cover receivers or throw the ball. I’m not sure if we’re capable of anything.
26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

We’re hard enough on ourselves, we don’t need fucking trolls like your no-life having ass. 

Born and raised in Austin.  Been a fan since 1990.   I'm not exactly happy about the trajectory heading into that league tbh

Shitty effort all around. QB sucked, o line sucked, receivers dropped passes, defense was a shit show, blocked punt led to an arkie TD. Most of all, coaching on both sides of the ball was atrocious.
*FG

All of the left behind posters should be banned. They are going to shitty jilted little bitches for the next year or so.

 

We're gonna need to score 100 on Rice to recover from tonight

Just now, TShirtFan said:

Born and raised in Austin.  Been a fan since 1990.   I'm not exactly happy about the trajectory heading into that league tbh

Obvious troll is obvious

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

They rushed the field after beating this shit show?

They haven't beat anybody ranked in 20 years. They beat our over rated ass by a lot so I kind of don't blame them. It is a big night for them. Furk.

This is the difference between aTm and Arkansas.  We are AMPED to have UT in the fold, meanwhile Aggy is bitchin’ and complainin’

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

The Hogs sure knew it was [a rivalry] tonight. 

That was a great home field advantage. Rivalry games bring the heat. 

5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Shitty effort all around. QB sucked, o line sucked, receivers dropped passes, defense was a shit show, blocked punt led to an arkie TD. Most of all, coaching on both sides of the ball was atrocious.

Amazing how a freshman QB sucks in his first road game against an amped rival in a hostile loud environment where his OL plays wearing miniskirts and crotchless panties saying "Do me baby! Do me real good!" Not only did he not have time in the pocket, but the rush game got stuffed.

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