Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

We're living in a simulation where Texas perpetually sucks and the best UT board is run by an aggy.

 

Change-My-Mind.jpg

Texas isn’t winning a damn thing of merit with aggy @immamac running this board. He’s an obvious aggy plant. The long hair should have been the first clue. 
 

“Burnt Ends”

seriously? Lololololol wow
 

 

  • Replies 3.6k
  • Views 263.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

Posted Images

2 minutes ago, Edwards Limestone said:

Texas isn’t winning a damn thing of merit with aggy @immamac running this board. He’s an obvious aggy plant. The long hair should have been the first clue. 
 

“Burnt Ends”

seriously? Lololololol wow
 

 

Smells like aggy sock

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

At any rate, we beat y'all's ass tonight. Like a drum. And we are a scrub SEC team. So, be prepared to finish fourth or fifth in the division. Y'all's ego won't take that well.

Nah If the last ten years haven’t humbled us nothing will 

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

on the Longhorn Network. 

Thanks.  Watching now.

Whomever talked about the blocked punt, Bullshit, the fucking punter dropped the snap, That would have never been a blocked punt under normal circumstances. I looked for the post but I responded to another post. I won't apologize, fuck it, fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone, especially Piggy and Land thieves.

Kurt bohls. You in shock arkie dominated you?
Unfortunately not sure what they did vs what we didnt play great.. blocking, pass game, mishaps, dropped punt snap, so,always concerned with night road game

1 minute ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I got a list here’s the motherfucking order it’s in, it goes gamelplan, oline, adjustments, and QB. Dropped passes and punt blocks, and the refs did offend me.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

Oline, gameplan, adjustments, and QB. I think the bad Oline play made Card get worse and they should have pulled him earlier in hindsight.  Dropped motherfucking passes were offensive. 

Geez, even this presser is going horribly.  "Steve, do you ________ _______ _______ with the ________ _______?"

Edited by OU Sucks

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That too. But Casey still did the best we could expect with women blocking for him 

Casey actually had some time in the pocket on some of his passes. Maybe Hog D was a little more fatigued and playing with less intensity in the 4th.

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Whomever talked about the blocked punt, Bullshit, the fucking punter dropped the snap, That would have never been a blocked punt under normal circumstances. I looked for the post but I responded to another post. I won't apologize, fuck it, fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone, especially Piggy and Land thieves.

Facts.

Face it.  Arky showed up to take our heads off.  They were in all the way.

We showed up to  a game with our typical “We’re Texas / What Starts Here Changes the World” false bravado chicken shit schtick. It’s lame.
 

Our team and coaches believe their own bull shit and think it will win games.  “All gas / no brakes” is idle and cheap poser talk offered prior to doing a single extraordinary thing on the field.  It’s a waste of time and energy.  

How about keep your mouth shut, no cute sloganeering, start real football players and quit being soft pussies?  

I sincerely hope our players’ and coaching staff’s eyes are open now that they’ve had their asses handed to them.  

Edited by deadshank

4 minutes ago, Xian said:

Pretty much admitted he fucked up not pulling card earlier.  
 

We got that going for us at least. 

really though? Meme Generator - Imgflip

Surly needs a good cleansing.

Need Fatwas on Nebraska and Okie State posters. Clean up the remaining hillbillies too.

 

on the Longhorn Network. 

Sark looks lost too at the presser. Really thrown off-guard at our poor play. Almost Strong-level concerning.

The garbled and broken questions are the perfect end to this game.  

Just now, omahogsfan said:

At any rate, we beat y'all's ass tonight. Like a drum. And we are a scrub SEC team. So, be prepared to finish fourth or fifth in the division. Y'all's ego won't take that well.

hey, you asked a question, i answered it truthfully.  your program is a historical joke and you would have to win five straight games to have won half as many games as we have dominated you in.  side note, as you know, that would then put you at the same winning % against us in football as you are in baseball! 

what are you going to do with this super bowl win as a program against a first year coach and a freshman qb in their first road game?  you're going to go out and have your sixth straight losing season.  congrats.

at least you were also truthful...noting you are nothing but a scrub team. 

3 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

At any rate, we beat y'all's ass tonight. Like a drum. And we are a scrub SEC team. So, be prepared to finish fourth or fifth in the division. Y'all's ego won't take that well.

Texas has been propped up by a terrible Big 12 for years. The conference was strong when we actually were able to win anything of relevance on a national stage.

Just now, sith_horn said:

Casey actually had some time in the pocket on some of his passes. Maybe Hog D was a little more fatigued and playing with less intensity in the 4th.

True, but that offensive series that went to 4th and goal - the Arkansas D bowed up and Casey took matters into his own hand.

Just now, sith_horn said:

Casey actually had some time in the pocket on some of his passes. Maybe Hog D was a little more fatigued and playing with less intensity in the 4th.

Yeah, that's true. Not to mention they had backups in, I believe. Regardless, he got his opportunity and made the most of it each time he's gotten it. It's time to see what he's got. 

Was it a hudson issue or line issue…
As a team we didnt play well or help ourselves, things in the game we didnt grab momentum. Everyone had a part in it including coaches

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Surly needs a good cleansing.

Need Fatwas on Nebraska and Okie State posters. Clean up the remaining hillbillies too.

 

Give all these fucks the Carl treatment

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Surly needs a good cleansing.

Need Fatwas on Nebraska and Okie State posters. Clean up the remaining hillbillies too.

 

The Cerebral palsy guy can stay.

4 minutes ago, Edwards Limestone said:

Texas isn’t winning a damn thing of merit with aggy @immamac running this board. He’s an obvious aggy plant. The long hair should have been the first clue. 
 

“Burnt Ends”

seriously? Lololololol wow
 

 

Immamac ain't the reason we aren't winning, but it's proof we live in strange times.

Oh, and go fuck yourself, aggy.

I can’t watch because I’ll vomit all this alcohol I’ve been drinking but I hope somebody asks about Juan Davis being out wide for a screen.  Worthy…throw that mother fucking screen to worthy or Keilan Robinson…for fucks sake. Im exhausted from watching Texas teams do ignorant shit that’s self inflicted. 

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I SO SAD SO JELLY SEC SO JELLY SEC SEC SEC!!!

You are still left behind.  Enjoy your shit schools relegation fuckface.  I remember your asshole students on a geology field trip.  Grimy fucks. 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

The Cerebral palsy guy can stay.

He is actually a decent poster.

 

Fcb… what did u see in the 9 card series he struggled…
Blah blah blah he had a good practice blah blah blah

Ok everyone open your checkbooks for this nil thing, maybe we can buy our way out of this mess [emoji1]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Ok everyone open your checkbooks for this nil thing, maybe we can buy our way out of this mess emoji1.png

did any of our tight ends we are all underwriting have a catch tonight?  or even a block?

Edited by sidis

he had plenty of time in the second half.  he was awful.  he just horribly missed whittington by himself in the endzone early in the game, and then on back to back bombs, he missed wide open guys worse than tyrone swoopes in which those are tds.  those were 100% on him.  he was awful tonight.  period.

He’s among the worst QB’s we’ve had in the past two decades. I guess I hope he sticks around to be a serviceable backup?
3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Surly needs a good cleansing.

Need Fatwas on Nebraska and Okie State posters. Clean up the remaining hillbillies too.

 

Take it easy…judgemental pecker head. I have some super nice shit in my double wide. 
 

earl dibbles jr redneck GIF by Granger Smith

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Ok everyone open your checkbooks for this nil thing, maybe we can buy our way out of this mess emoji1.png

You still use a checkbook? Damn, how old are you? We do Venmo now 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

He is actually a decent poster.

 

Seriously believe CP guy is a troll, he is not consistent in his CP, but keep falling for whatever..

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Ok everyone open your checkbooks for this nil thing, maybe we can buy our way out of this mess emoji1.png

I would chip in to hire hookers to distract Arch during our games so he misses them.

Just now, El Squared said:

Seriously believe CP guy is a troll, he is not consistent in his CP, but keep falling for whatever..

Dude, he's legit.  I dug into it.  There's two things I'm good at...Photoshop and cyberstalking....I mean...investigation.

Edited by OU Sucks

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

WE SO SAD SO NOT SEC SEC SEC SEC!!

The only thing worse than being a fan of a team that inspires field swarming joy when it loses...is being part of a fanbase that won't ever know what that is like. 

what       a         shitshow.   Growing pains?    ugh.  

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Did Sark call the plays at Bama the last two years?

With that team you could use a random number generator to pick plays. 

Im pissed, embarrassed and sober. 
 

This football program is filled pre-Madonnas, bad football players and coaches that don’t have the team’s attention.   Get your shit together.  
 

All gas / no brakes.  What a joke.

I fear that we, like many alcoholics, haven’t found the bottom and are still in denial.    

4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Ok everyone open your checkbooks for this nil thing, maybe we can buy our way out of this mess emoji1.png

buy an O-line and we will improve.  we are nearly 15 years into proving that a shit-oline is the key to failure. 

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

did any of our tight ends we are all underwriting have a catch tonight?  or even a block?

Here’s the deal. They were already on the team. The point is to endow a position so that you get better players than the shit that they are. 

5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


He’s among the worst QB’s we’ve had in the past two decades. I guess I hope he sticks around to be a serviceable backup?

Tyrone Swoopes and a long list of others say Hi

I hate the “we’ll find out about ourselves” coachspeak. How bout you actually coach them up rather than see how they react. We found out a lot about you tonight: you didn’t mind getting your ass kicked by a middle of the pack football team.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Im pissed, embarrassed and sober. 
 

This football program is filled pre-Madonnas, bad football players and coaches that don’t have the team’s attention.   Get your shit together.  
 

All gas / no brakes.  What a joke.

I fear that we, like many alcoholics, haven’t found the bottom and are still in denial.    

really they are post-Madonna's at this point  

I got away from you, I never thought I would
You can't make me cry, you once had the power
I never felt so good about myself

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.