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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I hint it’s easier to coach up 5* players than 3*.  So, recruit more 5*s or coach up the others.  Either way, Sark better have the right coaches on staff who can coach and recruit…and not necessarily in that order.

Just tell them “We’re Texas.”

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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At least the team did me a solid and let me know they suck ass early and I don’t need to watch or give a fuck till next year, when we get our shit pushed in again.

20 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly, it’s all about the offensive and defensive line play.  A serious question to all of you that follow our players really closely.  Who on our offensive or defensive lines will be playing in the NFL?  Not starting in the NFL but maybe 3rd string on the Bengals roster type of player?  I don’t see any talent on either line and until we start getting good players it don’t matter who our coaches are.  Oh, and not saying Sark doesn’t deserve blame but Saban couldn’t coach those players to be good either.  He would take all their scholarships away over time as he replaced them with better players.

Yep.  That’s pretty much it.  When it comes to line play, perhaps Texas HS football has more than proved it isn’t the cream of the crop

Who are our defensive team leaders?  Offensive team leaders?  Do we have any?

 

12 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Respectfully, and I mean that sincerely, yes it is.  It is a very bad offensive line.  Arkansas was destroying it with 3 man rushes throughout the night.  Bijan was getting hit in the face before Card let go of the football.  

And this comment is incredible given how Sarkisian has been pumped up since his hire.

No the players aren’t as bad as you think.  They’re being put into a situation that does not allow them to succeed. They could be better as a unit running a different scheme. The current scheme is doomed to fail based on their abilities. 

So glad I canceled going at the last minute.  BUt y'all get home safe.  

This was squarely on offense, defense, and coaching.  Special teams was okay, I suppose.  

It's time after going on 12 years in the wilderness that you can't be an elite program picking up the 4th or 5th best recruiting class just in the state of Texas.  Either pickup higher level recruits in Texas, compliment what you are picking up in Texas with other kids from other states (that's what Gaetz said), or get better coaching.  The current formula just doesn't fucking work.

We're gonna pay $2.0mm+ for every victory from here on out just as we have for the last decade.  That's just how it is, hardware don't mean shit here.  

But like I said, get home safe y'all.  Let's look forward to a Cheez-It Bowl.  Nope, I'm not kidding, do your research.  That's where we're headed in the conference bowl pecking order at 8-4.  

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What seems to be fascinating is that I think we have had three head coaches in a row that are actually shocked by how bad their OL is.  I guess when all you can do is play your own team, you get into a do-loop of they're ok.  But it seems like experienced head coaches would realize that their lines are shit and do something about it, whether it's transfers, jucos, or some kind of scheme.

Agreed.

Somebody fucking explain to me how Arkansas, 2 years removed from Chad Morris, has better lineman on both sides of the ball.

I can’t count how fucking many times this week I’ve heard tExAs iS tHe mOrE tAlEnTteD tEaM

16 minutes ago, texans_suck_arkansans_cock said:

nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

What’s wild about this particular poster is that Arkansas hasn’t won a title since 1964. Which means your only glory comes from rando wins of teams that are relevant and ranked. You literally are herpes, always there but randomly flare up. For 57 years lol. The consistency it takes to be a piece of shit virus that hangs on as long as y’all have…is actually kind of inspiring. Regardless of that tho…I actually kinda hope aggy skull fucks you then makes you clean up the mess. It would be fitting. 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So glad I canceled going at the last minute.  BUt y'all get home safe.  

This was squarely on offense, defense, and coaching.  Special teams was okay, I suppose.  

It's time after going on 12 years in the wilderness that you can't be an elite program picking up the 4th or 5th best recruiting class just in the state of Texas.  Either pickup higher level recruits in Texas, compliment what you are picking up in Texas with other kids from other states (that's what Gaetz said), or get better coaching.  The current formula just doesn't fucking work.

We're gonna pay $2.0mm+ for every victory from here on out just as we have for the last decade.  That's just how it is, hardware don't mean shit here.  

But like I said, get home safe y'all.  Let's look forward to a Cheez-It Bowl.  Nope, I'm not kidding, do your research.  That's where we're headed in the conference bowl pecking order at 8-4.  

Did you forget Dicker missing a fg and then dropping a snap on a punt that led to a block?

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Wonder if Pittman will say this has been borderline erotic after the game

I don't believe he did...but taking a couple of knees at the end when the Horns knew we could score if we wanted to was eerily reminiscent of that game.

Just now, Wizard-of-hogz said:

I don't believe he did...but taking a couple of knees at the end when the Horns knew we could score if we wanted to was eerily reminiscent of that game.

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2 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Did you forget Dicker missing a fg and then dropping a snap on a punt that led to a block?

I'm trying to look on the bright side man.  

Here's to feeling good........all the time! 

From 2017-2020, Arkansas signed one (ONE) 4 star OL and two 4 star DL. Every gotdam year, we get mauled in the trenches by a bunch of 3 stars (or lower). Obviously, our OL is dominated more often than the DL, but it wears on a fella. 

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Did you forget Dicker missing a fg and then dropping a snap on a punt that led to a block?

Dicker is the worst “established” kicker we’ve had in my lifetime…excepting only the occasional passer-through stopgap failures.

He needs to be excused from the team.
4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Ever get a bad vibe from the opening shot of a broadcast? I just got one of those. Jesus we better not lose this. 

 

O line did pass protect better in the second half but holy shit were they bad. The defense sucked pretty much the whole game IMHO, which really surprised me.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


Dicker is the worst “established” kicker we’ve had in my lifetime…excepting only the occasional passer-through stopgap failures.

He needs to be excused from the team.

Wow, another "hot take" from you. If you didn't have so much rep, I might think you were a troll. He was bad tonight though.

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

O line did pass protect better in the second half but holy shit were they bad. The defense sucked pretty much the whole game IMHO, which really surprised me.

Show me the really good players we have on our D front 7?

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Show me the really good players we have on our D front 7?

After tonight, I can't.

Respectfully, and I mean that sincerely, yes it is.  It is a very bad offensive line.  Arkansas was destroying it with 3 man rushes throughout the night.  Bijan was getting hit in the face before Card let go of the football.  
And this comment is incredible given how Sarkisian has been pumped up since his hire.

Maybe it is a very bad offensive line. Arkansas dared us to throw. We didn’t.

Coaches are dumb shits. We forced the run. We are not good enough to force the run. Second half. Positive run on 1st. Lost 3 on 2nd. Throw short on 3rd. The loss was damn near 100% on the play call because Okafor has to run further than the LBer making the play. Unrealistic.

The 4th down Bijan run. We had a rather tight bunch formation to the right. Are we running that way? Hell no. So the Pigs sell out to their right.

Our two opening possessions we did exactly what the Pigs wanted us to do. Advantage them.

Roschon on got 1 touch in the run game. I don’t remember any isolation for Bijan in the passing game.

Not only was the game plan atrocious but the play calling was too.
36 minutes ago, deadshank said:

We need 8 Casey Studdards stat. 

And a Sendlein or two. 

2 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


Maybe it is a very bad offensive line. Arkansas dared us to throw. We didn’t.

Coaches are dumb shits. We forced the run. We are not good enough to force the run. Second half. Positive run on 1st. Lost 3 on 2nd. Throw short on 3rd. The loss was damn near 100% on the play call because Okafor has to run further than the LBer making the play. Unrealistic.

The 4th down Bijan run. We had a rather tight bunch formation to the right. Are we running that way? Hell no. So the Pigs sell out to their right.

Our two opening possessions we did exactly what the Pigs wanted us to do. Advantage them.

Roschon on got 1 touch in the run game. I don’t remember any isolation for Bijan in the passing game.

Not only was the game plan atrocious but the play calling was too.

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2 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


Maybe it is a very bad offensive line. Arkansas dared us to throw. We didn’t.

Coaches are dumb shits. We forced the run. We are not good enough to force the run. Second half. Positive run on 1st. Lost 3 on 2nd. Throw short on 3rd. The loss was damn near 100% on the play call because Okafor has to run further than the LBer making the play. Unrealistic.

The 4th down Bijan run. We had a rather tight bunch formation to the right. Are we running that way? Hell no. So the Pigs sell out to their right.

Our two opening possessions we did exactly what the Pigs wanted us to do. Advantage them.

Roschon on got 1 touch in the run game. I don’t remember any isolation for Bijan in the passing game.

Not only was the game plan atrocious but the play calling was too.

Bingo bingo bingo. 

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well…..that was a wretched experience. So, now we’re doing this to ourselves, because we deserve to suffer:

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Did my friend try to order a jack and Pepsi, and they’re out of Pepsi? Yes. He asks shit, what kinda wine you got - bartender: “nuthin’ good, I ain’t gonna lie to you.” So, jack and Diet Pepsi it is.

Is that the one at Mopac and 290?

1 hour ago, Gravy Train said:

Seems Arkansay has a bit of a coaching issue with targeting.  

they seem to coach it pretty well

Get ready. It's gonna be like this every week in the SEC. No Kansas, KState  to beat up on.  

Is that the one at Mopac and 290?

Slightly north. On sunset in Fayettenam.
4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

they seem to coach it pretty well

LOL, Pac12 officials just called out USCs kicker for targeting

4 minutes ago, DJ DJ said:

Get ready. It's gonna be like this every week in the SEC. No Kansas, KState  to beat up on.  

USANALonghorn, that's exactly what you're going to get.  

 

By the way, is that your IQ or your sperm count

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

The rot is that we have an aggy owner of this board. That’s our billy goat curse 

Who is this aggy, black lab? I used to know, but I’m getting old. 

1 minute ago, DJ DJ said:

USANALonghorn, that's exactly what you're going to get.  

 

By the way, is that your IQ or your sperm count

You sound like you could use a few more cupcakes on your schedule. Now get lost, dipshit 

You guys aren't going to be in the BIG 12,10, 9, 3.14 (whatever it is). 

You're going to be in SEC.  You know. The big boys, where you have no power to manipulate anyone.  You'll just be another turd in the toilet bowl.  

 

Enjoy

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

You sound like you could use a few more cupcakes on your schedule. Now get lost, dipshit 

What?  You can't take it?  Big bad meanies like you?    Once you join the big dogs it won't just be Oklahoma kicking your asses. 

 You Can't Handle the Truth | Know Your Meme

Adios boys. MAYBE you can beat Rice

5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Who is this aggy, black lab? I used to know, but I’m getting old. 

Immamac is aggy. 

5 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

You sound like you could use a few more cupcakes on your schedule. Now get lost, dipshit 

We just had one. Thanks. 

Looking at the scores on ESPN app, it's full of games where the underdogs won or made it way too close for comfort. I'm going to accept the embarrassment for now and choose to believe lessons have been learned. 

We are the fucking Bermuda Triangle for coaches

5 minutes ago, DJ DJ said:

You guys aren't going to be in the BIG 12,10, 9, 3.14 (whatever it is). 

You're going to be in SEC.  You know. The big boys, where you have no power to manipulate anyone.  You'll just be another turd in the toilet bowl.  

 

Enjoy

We’ve had our down years and may will continue. You on the other hand will NEVER sniff so much as a conference championship. Sleep on that.

40 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

What’s wild about this particular poster is that Arkansas hasn’t won a title since 1964. Which means your only glory comes from rando wins of teams that are relevant and ranked. You literally are herpes, always there but randomly flare up. For 57 years lol. The consistency it takes to be a piece of shit virus that hangs on as long as y’all have…is actually kind of inspiring. Regardless of that tho…I actually kinda hope aggy skull fucks you then makes you clean up the mess. It would be fitting. 

That’s what makes beating your team so special. You believe that you are better than you. Right now, you are below Rice. So where does that rank you in the great state of Texas?  Thanks for making our season memorable. 🐗

2 minutes ago, DJ DJ said:

We just had one. Thanks. 

Just a hunch... you ain't got much going on in your life outside of football do you?

1 minute ago, Tommyd said:

Thanks for making our season memorable. 🐗

That’s why you’ll never be relevant. One team is your super bowl. Let that sink in.

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’ve had our down years and may will continue. You on the other hand will NEVER sniff so much as a conference championship. Sleep on that.

We beat you.   I am a happy camper

1 minute ago, Horn117 said:

Just a hunch... you ain't got much going on in your life outside of football do you?

I don't know why y'all respond to people like this.  It's what he wants.

If his posts were 100% ignored, it would ruin his day.

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’ve had our down years and may will continue. You on the other hand will NEVER sniff so much as a conference championship. Sleep on that.

Sleeping good. We beat Texas! 

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