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#653
Just now, Starfleet Command said:

Haynes has a similar build as Case. Case was probably tougher though. 

Case is definitely a better cameraman.

#659
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IDK why Colorado didn't change the play on the QB sneak.  A quick toss is probably an easy TD.  Aggy had everyone over the Center.

It was incredibly stupid. No deception at all (the RB was up close so clearly wasn't a handoff) so Aggy's DL, their biggest strength, completely sold out for it. The QB sneak on 3rd and 2-3 was weird too. 

The other really stupid play was on the previous drive (missed FG), when they went wildcat on 2nd and 14. You have a running QB and are going against an elite DL, why the hell would you tell them a run is coming on 2nd and long?

Also didn't like the punt on the last drive.

In short, Karl is blowing it.

#661

Damn Jimbo what did you do to that storied program? They're supposed to get hope this early in the season before the crash

#663
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

if King is out for the year, aggy's fucked.

The dropoff from King to Calzada is big enough to turn a 9- or 10-win team into a 6-win team.

Oh yeah. Calzada is absolutely abysmal 

#671

Aggy coaster is peaking very early this year. 
 

Someone please, please, please post the Texags threads spinning this debacle into a gutty, inspiring victory over a criminally underranked Buffs team

#674

This is so funny but frustrating that aggy is going to pull it out anyway. Oh well, aggies are fucked this year either way if Calazada has to play against any team that doesn’t suck. 

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#675
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Just remember Tom Herman blew the doors off this team 9 months ago, using his backup QB the entire second half.  

Correction, technically his third string QB for the second half. 

Edited by Lhorn

#677

Can confirm previous $9.95 reports of Dumbo trying to flip Hudson Card multiple times while committed to us. JFC these QBs are abysmal. 

#680
2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Jimbo don't care. Got paid.

Doesn't matter. Had sex. Got cucked. Got paid.

#682
1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Aggy coaster is peaking very early this year. 
 

Someone please, please, please post the Texags threads spinning this debacle into a gutty, inspiring victory over a criminally underranked Buffs team

They play this joke of a schedule which allows that train to move fwd...

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#685

Anybody remember exactly what Looch said about Calzada right before their first game?

It basically was some variation of him being a truly elite qb that is only not starting because King is some combination of JFF and Jesus. 

#687
They play this joke of a schedule which allows that train to move fwd...
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This has got to be the easiest SEC schedule of all time…
#688

What’s this aggy is gonna win this game shit?!?!! They’re fucking aggy. All they know is constantly fuck up

#692
Just now, UncleSonny said:

Anybody remember exactly what Looch said about Calzada right before their first game?

It basically was some variation of him being a truly elite qb that is only not starting because King is some combination of JFF and Jesus. 

I can believe the Jesus part, but JFF? Get out of here 

#698
8 minutes ago, Goodman said:

This is some bad fb.

Just two shitty teams playing limp dick football.

 

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