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Fuck you buffs for not being up by at least 10 at half

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

It doesn't look like he whispers to the QB. More like cry yelling.

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If Calzone has to move like he did in that last play he's terrible. 

However, he's settling down a bit, so Colorado better get their act together and score.  

Fuckin aggy,  field goal and all the momentum.  Oh wat ?  They suck tremendous donkey dong?  
 

This commentating is hilarious because they are acting like aggy is good.

Aggy is going to win this but good lord

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Listen here, you can’t just expect an SEC team that is expected to compete for the SEC championship to go into a PAC16 team’s back yard and blow em out…

Aggy is only highly ranked to give bammer a high ranked win.

Florida and Bama play this year, they may play twice as they are actually the two best teams in the SECSECSEC

At least the Colorado fans will surely be impressed by the classiness of the Aggy fans??

Just now, gmr548 said:

Aggy is going to win this but good lord

That's the soon-to-be-#4-in-the-nation team to you,  bud.

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

no fucking shot they're playing Georgia or Florida this year

Nope but they'll have to eventually in his tenure, I'm sure. 

Just now, gmr548 said:

Aggy is going to win this but good lord

That's why I took the points

17 I think

aggy gonna implode.  Wydermyer already showing frustration / attitude.   That Jimbo culture creeping in.  

I can’t believe anyone gets credit for Christian Ponder. The only reason he got drafted was because the NFL GMs love them some mediocre white guys to play QB. 

This is completely out of line.

They love mediocre, tall white guys.
1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

This is why you take the mf'ing points, Dorrell.

Or don’t call the worst play possible.  They had the QB sneak stuffed presnap 

Jesus Christ what a display of ineptitude from CU coaching staff. 

So what's the fucking point of the Colorado timeout on defense if they do nothing with the ball?????? Not saying they should've tried to move down the field, but why call the timeout then?

Qb screamer is more accurate. 
so whose fault is it when jimbo’s hand picked qb recruit a couple of years ago can’t play?  His recruiter or his coach?

7 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

moved to TE. Curious if he wouldn't be ahead of this guy in event of Calzone going down

That's odd, because I remember Liucci crowing that he was the best HS QB in the state, and they moved him to TE immediately?

If you really want OD on aggy misery, find the radio broadcast. Defeatism in their voices is almost too much.

Did Eman say "handle the altitude" was a key to coming back in the 2nd half? 

 

"everybody CALM DOWN! HANDLE THE ALTITUDE STARTING....... NOW!"

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Aggies are loaded and losing to a bad team. 

This is on Jimbo.

Are they really loaded when they shit the bed consistently?

Whether they win or not, everyone get your Casey vs CU gifs ready for when Aggy starts using the QB injury as an excuse for this game..

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I can’t believe anyone gets credit for Christian Ponder. The only reason he got drafted was because the NFL GMs love them some mediocre white guys to play QB. 

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1 minute ago, SomeoneYouKnow said:

So what's the fucking point of the Colorado timeout on defense if they do nothing with the ball?????? Not saying they should've tried to move down the field, but why call the timeout then?

Confusion on defense. They got on the same page & aggies still had someone wide open but calzone fucked up. CU is going to out shitty the aggies to a loss. 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

If you really want OD on aggy misery, find the radio broadcast. Defeatism in their voices is almost too much.

Got an interwebz link?

Commentator quipped that aggy is looking at possibly making the playoff this year…he was also there for that entire first half. That has to prove there is scripted bullshit they are forced to say during the game. Could they get better? Yeah probably but not good enough to win the sec or come in second with that garbage offense. 

With King out, this is like watching two armless babies try to swim 

Buff 2nd half  adjustments 

1- stack the box

2- blitz the fuck out of him

3- off don’t piss yourself 

4- fix shitty play calling 

21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

io succhio il cazzo

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Are they really loaded when they shit the bed consistently?

No, they're not really that loaded. They have good talent but loaded is really overstating it, especially when you have two duds and then walk-ons at QB.

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Aggy even sucks at sucking. This game is awful.

I don’t know, I’m enjoying it

He’s got the build and complexion of someone who just came out of a 3 year coma. 
 

and calzada over there asking him if he’s sure he can’t go. 

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