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#602
8 minutes ago, mdleast said:

At least the Colorado fans will surely be impressed by the classiness of the Aggy fans??

Hope Rusty is hiding under the RV. 

#603

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, LSU, at least one other). 

#604
2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, they're not really that loaded. They have good talent but loaded is really overstating it, especially when you have two duds and then walk-ons at QB.

You can have an elite defense and a decent OL but if you suck at QB you’re still going to struggle. I don’t know why this problem of theirs has been ignored up until now. 

#606

Colorado was 6-3 against aggy in the Big 12, 4-1 in Boulder and 2-2 in lit station

#607
1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Oh yes you will!!

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#608
Just now, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

he fell out of the rollercoaster and fucked up his ankle

#609
1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Got rocked by a couple buffs

#610
1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Snapped in half.

#611
2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

He got picked up and crushed like an empty juice box, lucky his neck isn't broken.
 
#613
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, LSU, at least one other). 

This is really a win for them though.  Well, we only lost 4-5 with our backup QB.  Woulda been undefeated with The King (put it on a t-shirt, print a cup).  Next year, we'll be a dominant force with The King back.  No way anyone can hang with us next season.  Woop. 

#614
4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hate that I feel like aggy is gonna win and claim Colorado should be a top 10 team.

FIFY

#615

Aggy is going to win and the score line probably won’t even inform a casual observer of the fact that Colorado was particularly competitive, let alone controlled a half.

Aggy offense is putrid though.

#618
12 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Got an interwebz link?

No ran to liquor store and found it on AM radio

#619
15 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Aggies are loaded and losing to a bad team. 

This is on Jimbo.

I wish Jimbo could coach aggy and LSU at the same time.

#620

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10 more years, Whoop! 10 more years, Whoop!

 

 

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#621
6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, LSU, at least one other). 

I mean... how many were they realistically going to win even if that noodle armed, butt hole eyed gomer didn't get hurt? 

#623
9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

sore pussy

#626

If aggy pulls this out, Calzone will he a hero, regardless of how shitty he is.   "Spirit that can ne'er be told, etc". 

#628
Just now, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

And benched the QB

#629
9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

 

#630
Just now, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

mostly with our 2nd string qb.

#631
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

Colorado didn't want to be there

#632
Just now, Lhorn said:

Holy crap. That looks like domination. 

It is. Colorado's coach is a dumbass and has cost them points.

#634
He got picked up and crushed like an empty juice box, lucky his neck isn't broken.  

Aggielit?
#637
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If aggy pulls this out, Calzone will he a hero, regardless of how shitty he is.   "Spirit that can ne'er be told, etc". 

Time for aggy to call down the 12th man from the stands!!

#638
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

It is. Colorado's coach is a dumbass and has cost them points.

"Imposing your will" is only a good idea if you can actually do it. 

#639
1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fucker couldn’t even put it on full screen…douche

Would have been flagged for being a snuff film if it was full screen

#640

IDK why Colorado didn't change the play on the QB sneak.  A quick toss is probably an easy TD.  Aggy had everyone over the Center.

#641

Initial perusal of TexAgs, they have a term... "Bama-Ready" (which they're bitching about not being)...  what inferiority complex compels the use of a term like that?

 

Seriously lil' bro... you still the same after all these years.. 

#643
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't think I'm overstating it when I say it's impressive at just how shitty the aggy offense is. It may actually be the worst in all of FBS. 

if King is out for the year, aggy's fucked.

The dropoff from King to Calzada is big enough to turn a 9- or 10-win team into a 6-win team.

#644
Initial perusal of TexAgs, they have a term... "Bama-Ready" (which they're bitching about not being)...  what inferiority complex compels the use of a term like that?
 
Seriously lil' bro... you still the same after all these years.. 

I’d probably worry about being Colorado or Mississippi State ready but to each their own I guess.
#645

Here’s the King injury for those that don’t want to go back. Spoiler because gore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well shit half credit?

#648
Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Do we get to use a classy nickname like Cart McCry?

Pains King? Best I got.

Haynes Queen

#649
2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Do we get to use a classy nickname like Cart McCry?

Pains King? Best I got.

Bro King

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