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Going for it was the correct call. A sneak the defense was very obviously looking for was not,

Just now, DFW Horn said:

What a shitty call on 4th and short

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Breaking News!!!!

Aggy DC, Mike Elko, just received a 30 year extension at $264,000,000 per year after his highly touted defense gets a stop on their own goal line against Colorado. 

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

There are no Buffalo in North America so good luck.

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Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Breaking News!!!!

Aggy DC, Mike Elko, just received a 30 year extension at $264,000,000 per year after his highly touted defense gets a stop on their own goal line against Colorado. 

you can't let a guy like that get away

So, Spiller's got 3 carries for 1 yard now.  Bijan-esque.

Lol I could watch this aggy qb throw fucking wet Sonic sacks all day long. 

These commentators still talking about aggy stats put up last week against Kent fucking state. 

1.5 yards per play and no first downs for aggy

Looked like it was going to be picked if not tipped. That lb was right there.

This man really just called three black men who look nothing alike “triplets”

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

Just now, mdmost said:

0 for 6 on 3rd down.

0 for everything else, too.

Need a score here 

don’t want aggy hanging around with a score game

Just now, Octavian said:

This man really just called three black men who look nothing alike “triplets”

#katfid

Running errand, listening on radio. 
 

Ad for maroon F150s by jimbo, ok that’s par for the course.  
 

followed by an ad for parasitic horse paste, “be sure to check with your vet” 

holy shit

Just now, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

Gluteus mia persona

If King misses any significant time and aggy has to roll Calzada out there, they may legitimately start 2-4 by the time Bama obliterates them.

You would hate to see it.

Edited by MuellerHorn

No matter what happens this game, Aggy for sure is getting decimated by Auburn, Bama, and probably LSU. Not to mention maybe Ole Miss or Miss St (hopefully both)

Edited by Spider2YBanana

4 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Fuck CU just take the 3 points they have Calzoney. 

Looks like 7 might be enough…

Well, this is why i was in favor of going for it. Aggy O was never going anywhere, so opportunity for a score after the inevitable 3&out would be high, plus a decent probability that you convert on the 4th down and take 7 instead of 3.

We'll see how it plays out

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

this team had 500 yards against the mighty kent state!

The 127th ranked FBS defense last season, I think.

Whoop!

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

TCU scores on a nice TD pass.

who cares seth meyers GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyerswho cares?

 

Calzada seriously looks like he’s walking around in a dream. Dude is out of it. 

Good god aggy is bad. Who the fuck ranked them at all, let alone top fucking 5? Roller coaster has been upgraded.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

Calzone.

Looks like aggy is celebrating our game vs arky tonight by attempting to recreate the Texas bowl from a few years ago. 
 

i think they need to pick it up if they are to get half a Watson by halftime though. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

heading to astrology.com to check for mysterious planetary alignments

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

Calzada. 

Did Tom Brady just pull a dick out of trash can?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

culo, amico mio

Just now, captcha said:

Did Tom Brady just pull a dick out of trash can?

that's just a Tuesday night in the Brady home

6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

There are no Buffalo in North America so good luck.

Bison

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

culo me tizio

I don't quite understand the aggy offensive strategy right now. Why put the game in your terrible backup QBs hands. Why not run it with what should be decent RBs behind that big OL?

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you say ass my dude in eye-talian?

He’s Cuban-american actually. Calzada is a spanish name.

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