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because we dont commit to win from the top all the way down. We dont demand excellence 

It's uncanny how the players change and the coaches change, but we're the same soft as shit 8 win legend in our own mind fuckwads year after year after year.

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We're really paying money to the TEs?  The water boys might do more than our TEs.

and can we please stop saying teams "get up for us" beating us is nothing special anymore 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

and can we please stop saying teams "get up for us" beating us is nothing special anymore 

This is correct.

We're basically Michigan State.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

We're really paying money to the TEs?  The water boys might do more than our TEs.

Why don't they let us play TE?

Just now, Message Board User said:

This is correct.

We're basically Michigan State.

exactly. It gets so old and its such a cop out 

Correction.  I don't mean to blame the TEs.  I just don't recall seeing a catch or block all night.  I'm sure it's scheme.

Can one of you fuckers in Austin go down to the stadium and kill a live chicken or something to break this curse?  It’s obvious Mack cursed this team going out and its time to break it.  

Remind me again why we think we’re gonna be able to compete in the SEC

fml

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Remind me again why we think we’re gonna be able to compete in the SEC

fml

 

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Remind me again why we think we’re gonna be able to compete in the SEC

fml

Because we are gonna finish in the top half of the Big XII this year.  Maybe.  
 

meh, who gives a shit.  It’s a money play and we care more about class than winning.  We will go fifteen years between conference championships.  2009 to 2024   Book it   

  

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 

Because we are gonna finish in the top half of the Big XII this year.  Maybe.  
 

meh, who gives a shit.  It’s a money play and we care more about class than winning.  We will go fifteen years between conference championships.  2009 to 2024   Book it   

  

So you’ve got us winning the SEC in 3 years? Not sure what game you’re watching

Tom 2.0 or Charlie 3.0

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 

Because we are gonna finish in the top half of the Big XII this year.  Maybe.  
 

meh, who gives a shit.  It’s a money play and we care more about class than winning.  We will go fifteen years between conference championships.  2009 to 2024   Book it   

  

Lol try 2044. We are (literal) decades away from competing for an SEC championship. We can’t even sniff the big 12 championship

23 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

because we dont commit to win from the top all the way down. We dont demand excellence 

I read this platitude a lot on here. Not trying to be a dick...but what the hell does it mean in practice?

Cheat?

This program is done, fucked, whipped. We are the Dallas Cowboys of college football

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

We are the Dallas Cowboys of college football

I wish. At least Jerry acts like he still wants to win and makes moves to try to get there (even if they’re the wrong moves). Texas apparently just thinks that shit will be handed to them. This is some entitled, We’re Texas culture bullshit right here

Remind me again why we think we’re gonna be able to compete in the SEC
fml

Because if the university of Texas can establish a recruiting pipeline in the state of Texas to pimp out the sec, they will bring in top talent.
1 minute ago, Chet Steadman said:

Not.SEC.Ready. 

Being blown out by a shit team that has won 3 conference games the last 3 seasons is extremely encouraging.

UCLA…….BYU…….MARYLAND……..CAL………@NOTRE DAME…….ARKANSAS……..beware the early season Longhorn disappointment……..or should I say, EXPECT IT…….

51 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

and can we please stop saying teams "get up for us" beating us is nothing special anymore 

really? Arky just tore the fucking goal posts down.

53 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

and can we please stop saying teams "get up for us" beating us is nothing special anymore 

Tell that to Arkansas who kicked out ass them stormed the field like they beat Alabama or something. 

They would have torn them down if they beat A$M, LSU, Alabama , Auburn, Georgia, Florida or any other fucking team that was #15 or better when THEY ARE FUCKING UNRANKED GOD DAMNIT 

 

FOR FUCKS SAKE 

I’m sure getting used to embarrassing losses. Glad I can find other shit for my saturdays early this season 

At best, Sark is a fucking moron for starting Card over Thompson. At worst, he’s possibly the worst Texas head coach in history. 

He’s not fit to be the Texas coach, just fire his ass. Charlie Strong, electric boogaloo, offensive edition

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1 hour ago, Capn81 said:

Same circus, different clowns.

Watching UT play the past decade is like going to the zoo and getting mauled by an aardvark. Just wanted a nice outing and wound up a cautionary tale. 

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2 minutes ago, Edwards Limestone said:

 

At best, Sark is a fucking moron for starting Card over Thompson. At worst, he’s possibly the worst Texas head coach in history. 

He’s not fit to be the Texas coach, just fire his ass. Charlie Strong, electric boogaloo, offensive edition

I don't watch the practices but all the smart money said Card was clearly better than Thompson...I never bought it -- you play the guy with experience unless he has demonstrated that he sucks on the field. Thompson had done the fucking opposite -- he was electric. 

8 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

They would have torn them down if they beat A$M, LSU, Alabama , Auburn, Georgia, Florida or any other fucking team that was #15 or better when THEY ARE FUCKING UNRANKED GOD DAMNIT 

 

FOR FUCKS SAKE 

how old are you 15?

This is correct.
We're basically Michigan State.

Nah, Michigan state would beat us too.
Just now, hookem48 said:

how old are you 15?

i wish. read through the hyperbole and get the message 

45 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Tom 2.0 or Charlie 3.0

Tom never got dominated bell to bell like this. By anyone. This was straight Charlie shit. 

I thought Sark was the answer because he did a much better job hiring his staff than his predecessors but it’s become obvious that he doesn’t have the passion to be the Texas coach. He didn’t appear to be troubled at all on the sideline while his team was getting manhandled on both sides of the ball. Even more worrisome was that he didn’t put up any protest at all when the Arkansas lineman hit out QB 4 seconds after the whistle or the refs missing all the targeting calls. He didn’t seem inconvenienced at all by anything that transpired tonight.

It was the second game of his tenure and it feels like that Card start was a charity start. Thompson made an immediate difference on the field. It was literally night and day. If he doesn't put the QB issue to bed and start Thompson for the rest of the season, then I'll be worried.

I'm was and still am so excited by the prospect of these guys being able to make money for what they put on the line for our university.  Now here is the other side of it....the bottom line is results.  You do shit like that in a real job...which let's be honest this is at this point you are getting put in a corner or terminated.  It's time to treat these guys like men and bench some guys, fuck even pull a schollie (I'd start with that waste of space Okafor).  We won't because as others have said we don't have the top down demand/balls for excellence, but that is what should happen.   You come here, the sky's the limit...but here are the consequences for that shit.  Same goes for the coach. 

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I thought Sark was the answer because he did a much better job hiring his staff than his predecessors but it’s become obvious that he doesn’t have the passion to be the Texas coach. He didn’t appear to be troubled at all on the sideline while his team was getting manhandled on both sides of the ball. Even more worrisome was that he didn’t put up any protest at all when the Arkansas lineman hit out QB 4 seconds after the whistle or the refs missing all the targeting calls. He didn’t seem inconvenienced at all by anything that transpired tonight.

Yep. I’m all for that strong silent stoic type for a head coach, but for fucks sake, show a little passion at certain points. He was like a mascot for zero fucks given, just get me the fuck outa here

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

because we dont commit to win from the top all the way down. We dont demand excellence 

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

Why are we cursed?

 

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5 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

It was the second game of his tenure and it feels like that Card start was a charity start. Thompson made an immediate difference on the field. It was literally night and day. If he doesn't put the QB issue to bed and start Thompson for the rest of the season, then I'll be worried.

Sark doesn't want his qb running, he has said it a million times, he wants his offense run. Thompson looked better because he took off running immediately a couple times and it was also garbage time.  I think you're going to be worried.

17 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

how old are you 15?

You don't appreciate the use of all caps for emphatic build up?  Didn't you feel the unfettered passion?

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