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Season? We are going to be Vanderbilt in the SEC

Why should it be any different? We’ve done the same stupid shit for over 10 years now.

Just now, mdmost said:

Why should it be any different? We’ve done the same stupid shit for over 10 years now.

This.  Some of you fuckers just keep putting this team on a pedestal EVERY GODDAMN YEAR.  

Newflash:  We still suck and we sill continue to suck until we prove that we don't.  

Who believed a coach with a 46-35 career record was going to be the answer? I was never sold on Sark. Same old hype, same old results. Embrace the Beard era because Texas football will continue to be irrelevant for the foreseeable future.

I pick 8-5 every season but I expect a dipshit who makes millions of dollars a year to know the definition of insanity so kindly go fuck your sark loving ass with your needle dick.

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

All of you clowns that pick 10-2 every year thinking you’re being reasonable…

Anyone that picked that needs to be punched in the face tonight on principle.  Those fuckers are part of the problem.

People who claim what record we could have had are also part of the problem.  We went 7-3 period.

“Privately, this staff believes they can make a playoff run.”

-$9.95 fanfic hope traffickers, fall camp 2021

l o fuckin’ l.

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re Florida State

Florida State played ND hard last week. We wish we were Florida State

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Probably closer to Tennessee 

Fuck, I’ll take Michigan at this point

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Between the shit that is Texas Football, the new Collegiate Football League, with teams licensed by your alma mater! and the move to the SEC, I think my days of giving a fuck about college football are numbered, like in the triple digits or fewer.

We're going to be on the outside looking in, but we'll make a shit ton of money!

Haven't missed the Cowboys for 30 years, probably won't miss the Longhorns.

24 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re Florida State

I wish. They have 3 conference championships and a national championship since 2012. 

Between the shit that is Texas Football, the new Collegiate Football League, with teams licensed by your alma mater! and the move to the SEC, I think my days of giving a fuck about college football are numbered, like in the triple digits or fewer.
We're going to be on the outside looking in, but we'll make a shit ton of money!
Haven't missed the Cowboys for 30 years, probably won't miss the Longhorns.

Co-signed.
50 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Season? We are going to be Vanderbilt in the SEC

At least we have good academics?

54 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Season? We are going to be Vanderbilt in the SEC

And that’s really depressing.

2 minutes ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

Imagine being an Arsenal, Cowboys and Texas football fan  

Two of those is enough for me

33 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

“Privately, this staff believes they can make a playoff run.”

-$9.95 fanfic hope traffickers, fall camp 2021

l o fuckin’ l.

God, people are so fucking stupid in this town. Thank god I get to profit off them too.

Eh.  We have better things to do anyway--like poking fun at our new frankenstadium and trying to decide if our fight song is racist.

 

You would think we would have accidented into a decent coach by now. 

Maybe we can get Traylor to come back from UTSA. I dunno though that program is in better shape right now.

4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

You would think we would have accidented into a decent coach by now. 

Too much focus on hot-name and gimmick-scheme coaches vs those who know how to cheat their asses off for 'croots while keeping their conference off their ass.

28 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

You would think we would have accidented into a decent coach by now. 

We might have.

1 minute ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

Two of them have killed stronger men than me 

Still here fighting with you 

things can obviously change but Oklahoma State looks a shitton more vulnerable through 2 games than I ever thought imaginable.  Figured that'd be our marquee, Top 15 home matchup....maybe gameday worthy.  But it'll suck, we should win, but it'll suck.  Anybody here wanna say with a bullshit straight face we'll beat all of TCU, Oklahoma, WVU, or ISU on the road...you go fuck yourselves right now.  We may steal one of TCU/WVU/ISU but that's 1-3 at best.  We are 8-4 at best, 7-5 more likely (possibly tripping up against OSU or KSU).  Belmont will wonder why the SEZ club isn't sold out, we'll wonder why we can't crack the Alamo Bowl glass ceiling, and CDC will wonder why he can't get the Regents to authorize an immediate contract extension for Sarkisian.  

Writing's been on the wall for over a decade.  We are fine with 9-4 on the high end.  Keep sending money. We're classy.  texas high school football is a world beater and just a handful of those guys will allow us to beat the '85 Bears.  We're Texas.  Which is actually a growing brand, just not in football.  It's fine, hardware don't mean shit anymore, gives us more time to drink at the game. 

I realize many of us are overreacting as most fans would do after a loss but I was really concerned about few things:

1) Playcalling was bad, worse than any Tom Herman called game. I thought we were going to open things up in this game compared to the last game but what i saw was very predictable playcalling.

2) No adjustments throughout the game. No change-ups to light a fire under your team's ass.

3) We left a freshman quarterback in there way too long when it was clear he wasn't going to get the offense moving. That's Tom Herman level arrogance.

4) We never tried to get Bijan the ball in space. 

5) On defense, we kept the middle wide open. WTF was that? That was like 3rd and Orlando shit.

6) Card played horrible. OL was shit amd did him no favors but his decision making was bad. His long throws were wayward and his checkdowns were consistently short of the down marker. Why didn't the coach either correct him in game or give Casey a series or two to see who has the hot hands?

6 head coaches since Akers. Not one of them has gone 2-0 in the first two games of their first season as HC at Texas

A lot can be fixed or improved but our lines are awful. Hard to do much with that. 

8-5, Cheez-It Bowl or Texas Bowl.  Book it.  

Beat OU and win the Big 12 and none of this matters other than wondering what could have been if we got our shit together quicker. Admittedly this looks closer to an 8-4 team than a 10-2 one but the season isn't over

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Beat OU and win the Big 12 and none of this matters other than wondering what could have been if we got our shit together quicker. Admittedly this looks closer to an 8-4 team than a 10-2 one but the season isn't over

This team will get beat 63-14 (ish)by OU. Black Saturday VI (VII?) imminent.

Sark is worse than Charlie Strong.

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

8-5, Cheez-It Bowl or Texas Bowl.  Book it.  

That seems very optimistic. 6-7 looks like the ceiling. 

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Beat OU

Lol.

Lincoln Riley just got his team to come out with their hair on fire for like the 6th straight year and oh hey we’re already down 14-0.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

All of you clowns that pick 10-2 every year thinking you’re being reasonable…

I’m sorry for thinking a program that has literally every advantage imaginable could put together a 10 win season or two. Let’s just keep expecting the 3rd most talented team in the country to limp to 7 wins every year

1 hour ago, bigcigar said:

At least we have good academics?

That too is slipping

2 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Same shit different coach 

 

Nah, this felt different.  Herman's teams would have at least hung around and made a game of it.

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

Nah, this felt different.  Herman's teams would have at least hung around and made a game of it.

We're never going to be good again.

Ever.

Ever. 

Ever.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I wish. They have 3 conference championships and a national championship since 2012. 

Well, they just lost to a middle school. 

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re Florida State

If we lose to Rice next week… yes 

Florida State just lost to Jacksonville State at home. 

16 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Beat OU and win the Big 12 and none of this matters other than wondering what could have been if we got our shit together quicker. Admittedly this looks closer to an 8-4 team than a 10-2 one but the season isn't over

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