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Soccer fans are getting bored with the lack of scoring today. 

Googling, I'm seeing somewhere between 41-43% success rate for NCAA.  Using 42%, the chances of 10 straight failures are 1 in 232.  I expected it to be worse than that.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Is this what hell would be like?

You have to ask what hell would be like? I thought you were a Texas fan. 

The new rule should be after triple OT the game ends in a tie. 

Finally.  Now take those stupid fucking numbers back off your helmets Penn St.

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Googling, I'm seeing somewhere between 41-43% success rate for NCAA.  Using 42%, the odds of 10 straight failures are 1 in 232.  I expected it to be worse than that.

happy ford GIF

Just now, Newy25 said:

The new rule should be after triple OT the game ends in a tie. 

*regulation

Suck it pedos!

Penn State going back to the locker room to angrily molest some young boys. 

How do you not get the over after 9 OTs? Big Ten football. 

Apparently I hate something more than that fat fuck. It’s child molesters. Good to know.

Perfect ending for that game as the QB took 3 seconds to find the wide open guy waving his hand

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You socialist european soyboys that want ties and for everyone to get a trophy can suck it. That was shitty football and it was still awesome.

 

The Nittany Lions self-Sanduskyed into that loss. Horribad. 

It’s damn funny a bunch of longhorn football fans complaining about how bad two other football teams play in a big moment. I hope all of you die in a fire. Hahaha 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Perfect ending for that game as the QB took 3 seconds to find the wide open guy waving his hand

QB threw a laser. Great catch by the WR after the QB gave the defenders ample time to all simultaneously converge on the receiver. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Illinois QB broke his wrist on that final play?

He broke it a couple of OTs before that. The backup was the one who threw the winning pass.

Just to confirm, this game finished 7.5 points under the total (45.5) EVEN THOUGH THEY PLAYED NINE OVERTIME PERIODS

10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The new rule should be after triple OT the game ends in a tie. 

Fuck that.  They already pushed it up enough because of aggie lsu

9OT… how ridiculous. That actually makes me miss the old days when you tied and there was no overtime.

Of course lsu starts playing inspired ball once coach O gets some help for his sex addiction.  

The ball crossed the goal line 5 times in a 9 OT game. 

36 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

When did they change the rule to overtimes after the second just going to alternating two-point conversation attempts? That's dumb as fuck.

This year. Because, you see, they’re concerned about the players and they don’t want to see any more 7 OT games. Then we had 9 OT’s today and the Illini QB left the game with an injury. I don’t think the new rules are having the desired effect.

That was fucking brutal. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This year. Because, you see, they’re concerned about the players and they don’t want to see any more 7 OT games. Then we had 9 OT’s today and the Illini QB left the game with an injury. I don’t think the new rules are having the desired effect.

That was fucking brutal. 

They're absolutely having the desired effect. We watched those two shitty offenses screw around for 14 snaps after the second overtime. The way they were playing it could have been 50+ under the old rules.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

They're absolutely having the desired effect. We watched those two shitty offenses screw around for 14 snaps after the second overtime. The way they were playing it could have been 50+ under the old rules.

Exactly.  Those shitty offenses likely would've exceeded 14 total plays in the 3rd OT alone under the old rules.

26 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Lol @ the people that want Franklin at Texas

 

That's Yurcich struggling for P-State right ??  

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This year. Because, you see, they’re concerned about the players and they don’t want to see any more 7 OT games. Then we had 9 OT’s today and the Illini QB left the game with an injury. I don’t think the new rules are having the desired effect.

That was fucking brutal. 

So fucking what. The last 7 OT’s lasted 7 fucking plays total. Or, less than an actual drive you dumbass jort wearing poison nut. In other words, in an absolutely absurd situation between two awful teams it, you know, actually did what they intended it to (lower number of plays) while you disingenuously pretend that 7 two points conversions in a row is somehow akin to the aggy LSU 7 OT fiasco. 
Quit being aggressively stupid, and/or a disingenuous twat waffle. 

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

They're absolutely having the desired effect. We watched those two shitty offenses screw around for 14 snaps after the second overtime. The way they were playing it could have been 50+ under the old rules.

That was a shitshow. Under the old rules there would’ve been more chances for a turnover or a missed FG and the game would’ve been over sooner. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So fucking what. The last 7 OT’s lasted 7 fucking plays total. Or, less than an actual drive you dumbass jort wearing poison nut. In other words, in an absolutely absurd situation between two awful teams it, you know, actually did what they intended it to (lower number of plays) while you disingenuously pretend that 7 two points conversions in a row is somehow akin to the aggy LSU 7 OT fiasco. 
Quit being aggressively stupid, and/or a disingenuous twat waffle. 

Classy. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That was a shitshow. Under the old rules there would’ve been more chances for a turnover or a missed FG and the game would’ve been over sooner. 

Have a nice day. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Which would you rather have, a winner or Fat Bert kissing his sister?

Jesus, Clempson is ass my dude

Princeton v Harvard (both undefeated coming into this game) went for a measly 5OT. Princeton 18-Harvard 16. Lulz 

In my entire life I have now see two shovel passes intercepted (and run back for a TD).  Pitt v. Clempson today.

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Princeton v Harvard (both undefeated coming into this game) went for a measly 5OT. Princeton 18-Harvard 16. Lulz 

I was at the game.  I can't tell you how boring it was.

Even without a penalty on every other play and a TV review.

Jesus.  Nightmare fuel.  

Put him in the same pen as Sarge, Pistol Pete, and that Husker mascot.

9 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

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