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11 hours ago, elfenix said:
16 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
You have clearly never eaten a Tommy's chili dog.  The tomato is key.  And it is glorious.
 
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LA? Think they were there on an episode of Bosch.

The double chili cheeseburger is one of the most delicious creations on God's green earth.

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Tomato on a chili dog sounds terrible.  Cheese, onions, jalapneos, mustard.

You have clearly never eaten a Tommy's chili dog.  The tomato is key.  And it is glorious.
 
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Never been, but Pinks is good out your way. Would not attempt on the weekends.
14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:


Yes LA. And open all night.

Like Mike’s mom. 

19 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I do it with CFS too.  Occasionally sub hot sauce for ketchup but it lacks that sweetness. Use the roll to mop up the goodness afterward. 

Fuck yes on hot sauce and cream gravy.

21 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

youd crush it

yeah he’s crushed a lot of horrible looking shit. 

I do it with CFS too.  Occasionally sub hot sauce for ketchup but it lacks that sweetness. Use the roll to mop up the goodness afterward. 


Works well on steak fingers also. Mmm Dairy Queen steak finger basket /homerdrool.gif

Will occasionally do a Sonic run for their onion rings.  They don't disappoint. 

Ate at Galaxy Bar & Grill in Kileen today.

I had worked all day helping move furniture and get an apartment cleaned out, without stopping to eat. 

My sammich:

2 1/3# patties

bacon

lettuce

tomato

pickle

cheese

mustard

all in between two fullsized grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.

 

When they brought it out, I figured I’d take half of it home in a doggy bag.  I ate every bit of it and almost all of the fries.  Soaked it in tobasco to help the bread not be so dry.   It was glorious.

 

Would do again...maybe a year from now.

10 hours ago, slorch said:

Ate at Galaxy Bar & Grill in Kileen today.

I had worked all day helping move furniture and get an apartment cleaned out, without stopping to eat. 

My sammich:

2 1/3# patties

bacon

lettuce

tomato

pickle

cheese

mustard

all in between two fullsized grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.

 

When they brought it out, I figured I’d take half of it home in a doggy bag.  I ate every bit of it and almost all of the fries.  Soaked it in tobasco to help the bread not be so dry.   It was glorious.

 

Would do again...maybe a year from now.

Jesus that sounds delicious. And to all those that keep referencing taco casa should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also a Monterey melt from whataburger is tits

11 hours ago, slorch said:

Ate at Galaxy Bar & Grill in Kileen today.

I had worked all day helping move furniture and get an apartment cleaned out, without stopping to eat. 

My sammich:

2 1/3# patties

bacon

lettuce

tomato

pickle

cheese

mustard

all in between two fullsized grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.

 

When they brought it out, I figured I’d take half of it home in a doggy bag.  I ate every bit of it and almost all of the fries.  Soaked it in tobasco to help the bread not be so dry.   It was glorious.

 

Would do again...maybe a year from now.

wrong thread

Chic fil A is my fast food weakness.  The spicy chicken sandwich and waffle fries.  

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Chic fil A is my fast food weakness.  The spicy chicken sandwich and waffle fries.  

im a fan of theirs too...but i need nuggets and a sammich to make it worth my while. their dipping sauces rule

Cant beat chick fil a. Spicy chicken sandwich (classic not that deluxe bs) with 8 count nuggets on the side. 

They're good but they're shiesty AF with their sauces. I get 1, maybe 2 for a 12 piece and then they look at me all crazy for wanting more.

4 is the minimum for a 12-piece.  They look at me funny, I tell them to "have a blessed day."

 

 

That's funny. My hood switch goes on and usually reply something to the effect of, "Bitch, how you gone look at me all fucked up when yo dumbass only gave me one sauce for 12 fucking nuggets. Give me my god dam sauce [peels off]." Maybe I should switch up my approach...

If it’s for my pleasure, then gimme more sauce.  it’s what your mom said...

fuck chik fil a for taking the cole slaw off the menu

what the fuck is taco casa, never heard of it until this thread

Taco Casa is the whitest of white TexMex. It's like the fast food joint for people that think taco bell's food is too ethnic, complete with stadium style nachos and the need to put black olives (yes, black fucking olives) on everything. 

It's worse than the derel 

Miniballer thinks Taco Casa is fantastic.

Four Taco Bell soft tack supremes, with fire sauce.  Nuked in the microwave the morning after.

I can’t do a McDonald’s burger. Just a weird texture or something. Don’t like it.
 Breakfast is awesome, though.


Their burgers taste like shit.

But ask them to make you a chicken egg and cheese McGriddle. It’s like chicken and waffles.

My fast food guilty pleasure? McDonald's Filet 'O Fish. 

I am not ashamed.

My fast food guilty pleasure? McDonald's Filet 'O Fish. 
I am not ashamed.

My son ate three. In one day. In Paris.

He ate everything else we did, but he craved those as a snack,
1 hour ago, Deej said:

My fast food guilty pleasure? McDonald's Filet 'O Fish. 

I am not ashamed.

My first job out of college, I worked with this dude that would eat this meal two to three times a week. 2 Filet O Fish, 1 Apple pie, 1 chocolate milk shake and a orange or pineapple type soda. He would take bites out of everything at once instead of eating it in order. Seeing him dip his fish sandwich with cheese into a milkshake and then follow up with a bite of apple pie was mind blowing.

 

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So Chik-fil-A doesn’t count because it’s acceptable to be seen there.  Dear Weinerschnizel fits the bill as a true guilty pleasure — you love it, but need a hard workout and a shower after the 2 dogs and chili cheese fries.  It’s also like being a Baptist in a bar — if you see a friend don’t make eye contact

  • 7 years later...
On 5/12/2018 at 2:08 PM, SDG said:

I keep it simple T-bell bean burrito’s are mine. I buy them in bulk and reheat them when hungover. 

Actually one of the healthiest fast food options I believe.

Healthy being measured by farts per ounce.

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....I dig pickles, but....nope.

I dunno, the pickle looks like it might pair nicely with the ham.  

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I dunno, the pickle looks like it might pair nicely with the ham.  

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On 5/15/2018 at 12:44 PM, markstanco said:
On 5/14/2018 at 6:28 PM, Sbbruin said:
You have clearly never eaten a Tommy's chili dog.  The tomato is key.  And it is glorious.
 
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Never been, but Pinks is good out your way. Would not attempt on the weekends.

@Sbbruin with the 7 year old SUPER necro like, I thought I was losing my mind. 

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

@Sbbruin with the 7 year old SUPER necro like, I thought I was losing my mind. 

Fo real!  Has to be a Surl record.

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

@Sbbruin with the 7 year old SUPER necro like, I thought I was losing my mind. 

Someone liked a post so I went to it.  Didn’t pay attention to the date.  Necro bumps are a good thing.  

23 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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I am all the way in on this one.  that looks awesome. 

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

I am all the way in on this one.  that looks awesome. 

I don't agree with futureman very often . . . and this certainly isn't going to be one of those times.

I like pickles.  A lot.  I'll order extra pickles on that tuna sandwich.  But the logistics of that are going to be a problem.  A pickle doesn't have the give of bread.  So when you bite into a pickle, all the sandwich fillings are going to shoot out the other end--especially with a non-solid filling like tuna.

So hard pass.

22 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

So when you bite into a pickle, all the sandwich fillings are going to shoot out the other end--especially with a non-solid filling like tuna.

Oh, something is going to shoot out the other end alright.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Oh, something is going to shoot out the other end alright.

More like in the other end. 

5 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

But the logistics of that are going to be a problem.  A pickle doesn't have the give of bread.  So when you bite into a pickle, all the sandwich fillings are going to shoot out the other end--especially with a non-solid filling like tuna.

 

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