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This pussyfooting around playing Fields is the dumbest thing ever. Just pull the plug.

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Didn’t think Dalton had the arm strength to throw it 15+ yards. And he proved me right. 

Herman's influence already shining through I see. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait? Alabama players are good? Who knew?

And the woman in your avatar could fit into one bra cup of her current self. Sorry, “Lily,” I’m not attacking you, just saying your giant tits are even giant-er. 

I am just happy that I can now see an actual Bama QB playing decent at the next level. Stabler was kinda in the twilight of his career when I was a kid watching the NFL.

As for my avatar, too lazy too look for a new one. Maybe why we both ballooned.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Rams are going to win a lot of games with a qb that doesn’t have a noodle arm

The inverse of this is true for the Bears. 

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Rams are going to win a lot of games with a qb that doesn’t have a noodle arm

I mean it's not like they didn't already win a lot of games before Stafford got here...

How many fucking commercials are Brady and Mayfield in?

Fuck baker. Brady can do as many as he wants.
5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

How many fucking commercials are Brady and Mayfield in?

Add in Mahomes and it is feels like there isn’t a commercial without them

As bad as the score is I was actually impressed with the Bears offenses today, much better then I expected.   Moved the ball with ease kinda, that sack killed them. 

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Fuck baker. Brady can do as many as he wants.


brady gives off a very “Tom cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch” energy. 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Mofo should've been in Dallas a long time ago.  Fuck you, Jerry. 

Jerry is reason I no longer have any fucks to give about the Cowboys. Fuck that POS.

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16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Rams are going to win a lot of games with a qb that doesn’t have a noodle arm

I'm not saying Goff is better than Stafford, but for all Goff's faults, his obvious strength was the opposite of a noodle arm. That dude has a big arm.

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Man, that patented Dalton pop gun arm is really on display in this drive

Yea, skipping a 7 yarder to your TE or whatever that was, made me laugh at least.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Cowboys Stadium has them, too, but they also come with seats in the area just above their respective little “corral,” so it’s not as bad as it would seem. But you pay way too much for the right to mill around at field level, unless you like looking at sweaty ass.

Depends on the ass.

3 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Surely this the least amount of yards needed for 5tds. Hell, probably even 3 tds.
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On top of that he gave us this:

Too bad I had him on my fantasy bench this week.

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

And they are apparently not gone away, what we are seeing tonight is a “throwback,” and will be worn only three times this season. The Bone (pajamas) is Back 9 times this year, in most of the road games.

Maybe they’re made of 100% cotton and are really comfortable. It’s a natural fiber, ya know. 

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

On top of that he gave us this:

Too bad I had him on my fantasy bench this week.

This is so great on so many levels. The idea that pregrame the trainer would tell them to be something that is impossible to "be" all of a sudden.

Better take a flier on Zimmer for first coach fired. This Vikings team is a dumpster fire. 

Raiders!

I like Carr. I think he’s a damn good QB. Maybe he’s not elite but fuck it. Go Raiders!

 

 

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Derrick Brown Texas commit on YOU GOT MOSSED!

TEXAS IS BACK YALL

Lamar Jackson poop talk not going away

Raiders! There is a bar in Plano that caters to just Raiders. Went there with my ex. They were all painted up. Some literally 7 foot guy with skull face came up to us and said, "Don't forget a raffle for tickets to the next game." 

NFC West is going to have 3 teams in the playoffs this year. Highlights from the other 3 teams looks great and I watched all of the Seattle game. That D line murdered the Colts line from the jump and Wentz got an absolute ass whooping from multiple players. Russ looks like Bob Ross painting happy little TD's running this new offense. Can't wait to watch it grow. Week one over reaction Monday says Seattle is going to be a fucking problem this year. 



No, he sucks because he's Baker Mayfield and went to Lake Travis, Tech and Ou.
 


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14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Small bet. went all in on Raiders to win and by 10. 

What in the world kinda odds did you get on this?! 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What in the world kinda odds did you get on this?! 

I like my odds. I hope i am right. 

Duvernay was in at wideout on that drive. 

Count me as a fan of the ultra-super quick replay correction calls on that obvious shit..

why the fuck do these guys celebrate and act like they know for sure they caught an int when they knew damn welll the ball hit the ground.... its not 20 years ago where you could convince the fucking refs it was an INT, you know damn well it hit the ground and its gonna be reviewed.   all you are doing is wasting time by celebrating 

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New rule where replay doesn't take long as fuck??

Somebody notify the big 12 this is possible

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What in the world kinda odds did you get on this?! 

Idk but if it’s a bookie she needs to share the wealth and give us all his info!!

29 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What in the world kinda odds did you get on this?! 

Line was BAL -3.5. Guessing Raiders -10 alternate at least +500, right? 

Barkley is on the Manning broadcast now. They’re all over the place. Ha

Looks to me like Mark Davis and JJ are having a little contest to see who can most look like a space alien owner.

 

 

Humphrey had a pick that no one noticed, ball never hit the ground. He didn’t even notice.

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