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The weather for tonight’s game will be perfect. Clear, 76 degrees, low humidity. Guess what? ROOF CLOSED
What a joke! The county and taxpayers should demand a rebate of the $50M that the retractable roof cost. 

That’s ridiculous
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    One of the interesting things about Flores is his cultural background. He is the child of Garifuna immigrants from Central America. Their history is fascinating -- way back around 1720 their ancestors

  • all he has to do his walk into the interview holding a bible 

  • The Texans don't seem like a franchise concerned or even aware of how they are perceived. They are blinded by their own incompetence.

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Atleast 1 local news organization had the guts to do a report on why the roof never opens a few years ago.

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48 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Who Is Neck Guy, Charles Dion McDowell? Florida Man's Mugshot Goes Viral

Need Florida Man to be the backup and have the neck gang rolling.

Pretty decent drive by Mills. 20th season and still have a shitty kicker.

8 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The weather for tonight’s game will be perfect. Clear, 76 degrees, low humidity. Guess what? ROOF CLOSED

What a joke! The county and taxpayers should demand a rebate of the $50M that the retractable roof cost. 

Add that to the list of reason I hate the Texans

Not a Texans fan at all, but it seems like this coach might be alright. He has this team playing better than I thought they could.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

He must be the son of Steve “the Neck” Grogan. 

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9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The weather for tonight’s game will be perfect. Clear, 76 degrees, low humidity. Guess what? ROOF CLOSED

What a joke! The county and taxpayers should demand a rebate of the $50M that the retractable roof cost. 

Yes you should do that.  Make a few calls, rattle some cages. Let us know how that works out 

44 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Not a Texans fan at all, but it seems like this coach might be alright. He has this team playing better than I thought they could.

 

he's a much better coach / organizer than BoB

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Pretty decent drive by Mills. 20th season and still have a shitty kicker.

 

regular kicker is hurt i believe 

Welp....It's going to be another long ass fucking season as a Texans fan.

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

Welp....It's going to be another long ass fucking season as a Texans fan.

As bad as it is supposed to be on paper I think this season holds legitimately hopeful interest with the new coaching staff/front office regime. Tim Kelly seems to have a very good grasp of offensive play-calling and Culley seems to have won his players' trust. Caserio isn't a dumbass on the management side. I'm paying attention.

Considering the BOB draft and personnel flush, the best case scenario is really to field a team that grows together but loses plenty, get a great draft position, and trade Deshaun for a mint.

If they pull that off it’ll be as competent management as this team has had. Draft well and start building.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's a much better coach / organizer than BoB

He has assembled a much better staff and the results show on the field. As for game day managing, he hasn’t shown stupid clock management like buttchin but has made some horrible decisions to  not take the penalty for a 3rd & 12 instead taking the gain for a 4th & 2 but not going for it and punting trying to pin the Browns back but the punt sailed into the end zone. The game last night, he had the ball on the Panthers 39 yard line and instead of kicking a FG or going for it on 4th down, which he should have done, he punts. Those are 2 stupid decisions and you could see that in both instances it deflated the team and they were demoralized and gave up TDs making the game unreachable. Those are 3rd rate decisions.

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He has assembled a much better staff and the results show on the field. As for game day managing, he hasn’t shown stupid clock management like buttchin but has made some horrible decisions to  not take the penalty for a 3rd & 12 instead taking the gain for a 4th & 2 but not going for it and punting trying to pin the Browns back but the punt sailed into the end zone. The game last night, he had the ball on the Panthers 39 yard line and instead of kicking a FG or going for it on 4th down, which he should have done, he punts. Those are 2 stupid decisions and you could see that in both instances it deflated the team and they were demoralized and gave up TDs making the game unreachable. Those are 3rd rate decisions.
Learning on the job. Still amazed that he was just a position coach for all that time and then becomes HC.

Justin Blacklock looked way more active last night than at any time in his brief career…

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Beth Mowins is doing NFL games now. Nooooooo. Her voice is nails on chalkboard and she has ZERO personality or looks. Stop trying to make Beth Mowins a thing. If you have to subject us to a female play by play voice, develop one that is fucking legit instead of this shit

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Less than 10 yards of total offense. Worse than the Pittsburgh game for 2002. Great job Culley. Why the fuck aren’t we signing another QB who could actually win a game.

I don’t think they are really trying hard to win games. Semi-tank

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Beth Mowins is doing NFL games now. Nooooooo. Her voice is nails on chalkboard and she has ZERO personality or looks. Stop trying to make Beth Mowins a thing. If you have to subject us to a female play by play voice, develop one that is fucking legit instead of this shit
You know you ain't shit, when Beth is calling your games.
3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Beth Mowins is doing NFL games now. Nooooooo. Her voice is nails on chalkboard and she has ZERO personality or looks. Stop trying to make Beth Mowins a thing. If you have to subject us to a female play by play voice, develop one that is fucking legit instead of this shit

If you play like girls, you deserve a girl announcer.

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Less than 10 yards of total offense. Worse than the Pittsburgh game for 2002. Great job Culley. Why the fuck aren’t we signing another QB who could actually win a game.

Who would you sign that would have won this game today?

Yeah, with as many holes that were on this roster, why did they take a QB with 10 college starts with their 1st pick in the 3rd round.

They need to lose every game the rest of the season. Commit to tanking. 
 

But it should be a historically bad QB draft. As always, the Texans timing is poor. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need to lose every game the rest of the season. Commit to tanking. 
 

But it should be a historically bad QB draft. As always, the Texans timing is poor. 

That's ok, this team is historically bad, they aren't winning anytime soon.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

That's ok, this team is historically bad, they aren't winning anytime soon.

Agreed. Probably looking at 2023 to draft a franchise QB.

I’d probably take Neal from Bama if I had the first pick. Tunsil and Neal would be a pretty good OL. 
 

Stingley would be tempting too, but the he seems to be catching the injury bug quite a bit. 

It is too bad they are not playing the Giants. You could have Glennon vs Mills in the Giraffe Bowl.

comforting to know Bill O'Brien landed on his feet at Alabama.

It will take a decade to recover from what he did to Houston.

48 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Agreed. Probably looking at 2023 to draft a franchise QB.

I’d probably take Neal from Bama if I had the first pick. Tunsil and Neal would be a pretty good OL. 
 

Stingley would be tempting too, but the he seems to be catching the injury bug quite a bit. 

Plus you have to see what you get from any Watson trade. Having two 1st the next 2 seasons should help with the rebuild.

But I wouldn't consider taking a QB until the OL was fixed. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need to lose every game the rest of the season. Commit to tanking. 
 

But it should be a historically bad QB draft. As always, the Texans timing is poor. 

Desmond Ridder has been on my radar and have been paying attention to him all season to see where I’d slot him on my draft board. Came up big in Cincinnati’s biggest win in their program’s history. Accurate with good mobility. I think he is the most pro-ready prospect coming out of college. Matt Corral lost against Alabama but he didn’t do anything to dissuade me into thinking he is not a top talent. There aren’t the names in the 2022 draft class like the last one but there is still talent. My nightmare is we draft Spencer Rattler who is going to be a huge bust whoever takes him.

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They need to lose every game the rest of the season. Commit to tanking. 
 
But it should be a historically bad QB draft. As always, the Texans timing is poor. 
Do they even have a 1st rounder this year?
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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:
They need to lose every game the rest of the season. Commit to tanking. 
 
But it should be a historically bad QB draft. As always, the Texans timing is poor. 

Do they even have a 1st rounder this year?

Yes. They’re finally out of the awful Tunsil trade. 
 

https://www.houstontexans.com/news/draft-picks-the-texans-have-in-2022-daily-brew

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Agreed. Probably looking at 2023 to draft a franchise QB.

I’d probably take Neal from Bama if I had the first pick. Tunsil and Neal would be a pretty good OL. 
 

Stingley would be tempting too, but the he seems to be catching the injury bug quite a bit. 

Id take Neal and trade tonsil; he’s gone in two seasons and you could probably get a 1st rounder for him assuming the team was drafting 24th or higher. He frees up a shitload of cap space, and this team isn’t contending before his contract is up….

I like Tyrod. Terrible luck in his career, but hey he’s still drawing a NFL paycheck. I’d be fine rolling with him this season and next. 

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49 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yes. They’re finally out of the awful Tunsil trade. 
 

https://www.houstontexans.com/news/draft-picks-the-texans-have-in-2022-daily-brew

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For the first time since 2019, Houston will have a first round pick in the NFL Draft.

That fat chin fuck should be barred from coaching.

 

Hire the guy, who found Dak for Jerry. Tell him he has one job, find a QB in the last 1st round(Mac Jones) or further down.

Hopefully Caserio finds perennial pro bowl caliber players at key positions in his own and whatever picks he ends up with from Watson, that do not include a 2022 QB. Before the first game of the season most mock drafts had Houston taking Rattler, which caused a bulging pulse of the capillaries of my brain. Destiny keeps giving the Texans #1 overall picks when there isn’t a Manning, Luck, Stafford, Lawrence that you can feel 95% confident about. They shouldn’t have taken Carr. I would’ve liked to see how things turned out if they had taken VY, but history generally says they were right to not have taken him nor Bush. Thank God they didn’t take Manziel the year they got Clowney. I hope they don’t force it for a bust QB this year, but I’m hopeful Caserio won’t based on his upbringing. 

Today’s silver lining: Hopefully this eliminates the possibility of Houston drafting Spencer Rattler. 

Mills actually looks alright today; OLine is giving him a little more time. He’s clearly not the answer, but hopefully he can at least be an above-average backup and get something out of that 3rd round pick…

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