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    One of the interesting things about Flores is his cultural background. He is the child of Garifuna immigrants from Central America. Their history is fascinating -- way back around 1720 their ancestors

  • all he has to do his walk into the interview holding a bible 

  • The Texans don't seem like a franchise concerned or even aware of how they are perceived. They are blinded by their own incompetence.

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11 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

TANK TANK TANK

I am old enough to remember how bad the 1983 Oilers were. This team is the nadir of pro football dumpster fires in Houston. 

An hour until kickoff and stubhub has a pair for $9 each, $14 after fees.  I paid more than that to watch the first half of the Westlake game at DKR yesterday.

Found some in lower level for 14$. Think the broadcast is picking up the ac running in nrg.

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Texans only down 7-0. The tanking effort is somewhat lacking today, especially on defense, but there’s still time. 

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

TANK TANK TANK

No no no. It’s all about the culture. Remember culture and having choir boys and not good football players that win is what is important in the world of Jack and his Culture Factory.

 

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1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Found some in lower level for 14$. Think the broadcast is picking up the ac running in nrg.

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Is it even worth attending at that price? The dumbest team top to bottom in all of sports 

Is it even worth attending at that price? The dumbest team top to bottom in all of sports 
Nope not at all

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3 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Nope not at all

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The atmosphere is completely dead and they have beaten down the fan base so badly that it will take years to turn this around even if they start winning a little 

I dont see how buisness can try to entertain clients or average joe invest thier money into the texans. Unless you are a fan of the visitors then why go?

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Cunningham must have been late to church -- again. We all need to pray for him but he just doesn't seem to fit on this team. 

48 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Cunningham must have been late to church -- again. We all need to pray for him but he just doesn't seem to fit on this team. 

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that 2 of the smartest guys on the team, one a Stanford guy and the other who went to Vandy, have had “disciplinary” problems since they’re not going to be hoodwinked by the idiots running this team.

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Not even 3 damn pts at home. 

 

Detroit would kick their ass.

2 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

I would rather pay to see my ex gf get fucked than pay to go to one of these games

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14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That man is a hero. Thank you.

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Yeah, he didn't get kicked out of the game. He went back to his seats in the lower level. The article said he drives in from Austin every home game (originally from Houston) and has no plans to give up his season tickets. He just wants McNair to give a shit like he does. Can't disagree.

i'll be in Houston for Christmas.  Chargers play at NRG on 12/26.  we may go to the game if we can get lower level tickets for $20.

 

Sell the team.

By the Oilers name back.

Profit.

15 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sell the team.

By the Oilers name back.

Profit.

No telling how much $$$ before Amy Budette Adams starts listening. I couldn’t believe the NFL went so far to also protect the Columbia blue, red and white color scheme from use by a future Houston franchise. Mother duckers. 

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sell the team.

By the Oilers name back.

Profit.

buy

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'll be in Houston for Christmas.  Chargers play at NRG on 12/26.  we may go to the game if we can get lower level tickets for $20.

 


Shouldn’t be an issue 

Didn’t take Cal to run this into the ground

 

what a fucking idiot 

23 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

No telling how much $$$ before Amy Budette Adams starts listening. I couldn’t believe the NFL went so far to also protect the Columbia blue, red and white color scheme from use by a future Houston franchise. Mother duckers. 

It’s not the NFL, it’s the Titans’ intellectual property. The only reason Cleveland got to keep their name/units/records etc was that it was a stipulation of dropping their lawsuit against Modell to attempt to block the move to Baltimore. They also (separately) got a guarantee from the NFL that as long as they built a stadium within the next X years they would get an expansion team…

7 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

It’s not the NFL, it’s the Titans’ intellectual property. The only reason Cleveland got to keep their name/units/records etc was that it was a stipulation of dropping their lawsuit against Modell to attempt to block the move to Baltimore. They also (separately) got a guarantee from the NFL that as long as they built a stadium within the next X years they would get an expansion team…

I do not understand how a color combination can be trademarked with a finite number of colors available. There have been teams with the same color pallets at times as well. 
Would Adams win a suit if the Houston franchise were called something other than the Oilers, and called their baby blue something other than “Columbia Blue”?

On 12/6/2021 at 11:39 AM, Jive Turkey said:

i'll be in Houston for Christmas.  Chargers play at NRG on 12/26.  we may go to the game if we can get lower level tickets for $20.

 

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On 12/7/2021 at 8:33 AM, Hate said:

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JUst get up at a team meeting and say something like "Guys, you know, maybe God didn't really create the universe in seven days. I mean, he's God, right? So what is a day to God? It could be like, a billion years or something..."

I heard that's what Cunningham did and then Easterby nailed him in the ribs with a tranquilizer dart from a blow gun. Cunningham was carted off and woke up in remedial Bible class. Pray for him, y'all.

Cunningham must have been late to church -- again. We all need to pray for him but he just doesn't seem to fit on this team. 

Well he’s gone now

Such a terrible organization
4 hours ago, Updawg said:


Well he’s gone now

Such a terrible organization

$12.8 million in dead cap money next year by waiving him!! He was an asset you could have traded and got something. I was told Nick Caserio was competent and smart. His moves have sucked. One of the idiot that gave Cunningham that ridiculous contract and was responsible for the worst trade in NFL history is STILL employed. This team continues to set the bar for stupidity. Proud of our city for giving this team the finger by no longer going to games or watching this crap on TV. That’s that only way that change will happen. We are giving up our PSLs. We have had tickets since the beginning. Fuck Cal, Easterby, Caserio and Culley. 

Was wondering what the cap hit was. So dumb

Waiving a 2nd round pick and taking that cap hit is just idiotic. This team is entertaining just to see how dumb they can be.

I have no faith in caserio. If he was competent he wouldn’t be doing this stuff. He must be a cal - Easter by puppet

This was FlagGuy at the first game of the year in 2020. Sometimes his signs work all the time.

Bernard

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I missed Astroworld Fest because I was in Morgantown, but luckily the stage is still set up so I kinda feel like I was there.

8AM beers are the only way to prepare for Texans games.

Bernard

 

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A 9 year old playing Madden Franchise Mode or whatever it's called couldn't intentionally do worse than this shit....its just absolutely pathetic 

On 12/8/2021 at 9:17 PM, Bernard said:

I missed Astroworld Fest because I was in Morgantown, but luckily the stage is still set up so I kinda feel like I was there.

8AM beers are the only way to prepare for Texans games.

Bernard

 

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that texas bowl tailgate was great !

On 12/8/2021 at 5:51 PM, Macklemore said:

$12.8 million in dead cap money next year by waiving him!! He was an asset you could have traded and got something. I was told Nick Caserio was competent and smart. His moves have sucked. One of the idiot that gave Cunningham that ridiculous contract and was responsible for the worst trade in NFL history is STILL employed. This team continues to set the bar for stupidity. Proud of our city for giving this team the finger by no longer going to games or watching this crap on TV. That’s that only way that change will happen. We are giving up our PSLs. We have had tickets since the beginning. Fuck Cal, Easterby, Caserio and Culley. 

 

dont forget about the hit for watson

 

josh mcdaniel will be the savior !!!

I guess the Texans are looking for the professional version of the “good kids who graduate” roster management style. I imagine it’ll get worse before it gets better.

What a dogshit team/organization.  Not one single player or anything to get excited about at all.  Cal is way too stupid to think anything is wrong.

At least they had the roof open today.

4 hours ago, Hate said:

At least they had the roof open today.

 

let the stink out 

19 hours ago, Hate said:

At least they had the roof open today.

Don’t have to keep crowd noise in if there’s no crowd. 

On 12/12/2021 at 3:42 PM, Hate said:

At least they had the roof open today.

They were trolling the Seattle fans with all that glorious SUN!!!!!!

Bernard

21 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Charlie Strong, I call upon you one final time to do my bidding. Interim coach ALWAYS wins their first game. Let’s gooooooo!

That’s fine except for the fact that Darrell Bevell is the Jags interim coach

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