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Dude yells allah snackbar in Paris, pulls knife...

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Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.

When your hungry and theres no snickers...

on a serious note, that sucks.  

 

How do you fix the whole 72 virgin thing?

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11 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.

Pics of Daughter and SIL? For safety. 

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.

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3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.

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First thing that came to mind after reading the thread title.

 

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Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.
Are you worried she got stabbed last night?

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29 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Are you worried she got stabbed last night?

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That was probably a foregone conclusion 

How are you're daughter and SIL on their honeymoon together?   Are you from West Virginia?   Or Arkansas?

17 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah this hit close to home. The daughter and SIL on their honeymoon staying right there.

this one's going to need some tree diagram or flow charts or something

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How are you're daughter and SIL on their honeymoon together?   Are you from West Virginia?   Or Arkansas?

SIL = son in law.  You from where people don't have sons' in laws ?  

* your 

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Was thinking sister in law.   Oops.

Yeah the s could be read in 2 ways.  I went with the conventional meaning. Now lets get back to this you're and your bidnezz.

18 hours ago, Parliament said:

Was he moslem?

Apparently he was a Chechen that was a French naturalized citizen. So yes.

 

6 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

SIL = son in law.  You from where people don't have sons' in laws ?  

* your 

ChickenSandwich requested pics of your son in law.

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

How are you're daughter and SIL on their honeymoon together?   Are you from West Virginia?   Or Arkansas?

Careful now... For some reason we're Ok with the incest stuff out here, but no gay stuff allowed.

When your hungry and theres no snickers...
on a serious note, that sucks.  
 
How do you fix the whole 72 virgin thing?


*you’re


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I got fooled once. The surgeon could actually be his mother!!! So congrats on your lesbian wedding. 

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I got fooled once. The surgeon could actually be his mother!!! So congrats on your lesbian wedding. 

And was that guys name Archie  B. ??

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