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9 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

i have no idea what yall see in ashley padilla. she’s got a bag of nothing.

She does it for me when she plays angry or bitchy. Or, say, a close-up of Karoline Leavitt's mouth.

Yeah I don't get it either. 

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Sarah Sherman’s special on HBO is absolutely nuts. 

I think she’s hilarious but I don’t really get her body horror humor, or whatever it’s called.

Saw a minute. Looked like postmodern Gallagher

Watched some clips of this past weekend and I liked the Uber Eats recap and sensitive strippers (although I'm sure that joke has been done 100 times before). The red haired dude has been a good addition. Not sure why they didn't just hire the rest of the PDD guys as well.

And I try really hard not to be a hater, but yeah Wickline just staring at the cue cards in every skit drives me nuts. Can't someone just...tell her not to do that? Stop putting her in sketches until she figures it out?

57 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Watched some clips of this past weekend and I liked the Uber Eats recap and sensitive strippers (although I'm sure that joke has been done 100 times before). The red haired dude has been a good addition. Not sure why they didn't just hire the rest of the PDD guys as well.

And I try really hard not to be a hater, but yeah Wickline just staring at the cue cards in every skit drives me nuts. Can't someone just...tell her not to do that? Stop putting her in sketches until she figures it out?

The dorks at the Saturday Night Network podcast have been clamoring for SNL to cast a black female cast member during the winter break. It would kill 3 birds with 1 stone. 1) Sketches with black female characters again 2) Eliminates the need to put Wickline in sketches when they need another warm body 3) Reduces Padilla’s work load. 
 

It makes too much sense for them to not do it. 

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

I try really hard not to be a hater, but yeah Wickline just staring at the cue cards in every skit drives me nuts. Can't someone just...tell her not to do that? Stop putting her in sketches until she figures it out?

You had me at stop putting her in sketches. 

Even the musical guest sucked ass this week. I get that she's got the hot gossip album but holy hell I've seen better karaoke performances 

17 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sarah Sherman’s special on HBO is absolutely nuts. 

She's either going to be long term SNL cast or jump to the next level if they find the right movie. 

Congratulations, Surly. Your long national nightmare is over.

 

On 12/15/2025 at 3:51 PM, 4th&Five said:

Sarah Sherman’s special on HBO is absolutely nuts. 

The trailer looks like Pee-wee's Playhouse on acid

I stop in on an episode here and there. I can’t believe no one mentioned that Glaser used the word “like” about 500 times. Unlistenable garbage. 

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27 minutes ago, Covri said:

The trailer looks like Pee-wee's Playhouse on acid

That’s a good description. I actually laughed quite a bit but had to FF through the strangest parts. 

Wickline was a nepotism hire plain and simple.  She is fucking terrible.  Why did I catch up on the season

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7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Congratulations, Surly. Your long national nightmare is over.

 

Anyone else find it appropriate Bowen is dressed like a yell leader.

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Anyone else find it appropriate Bowen is dressed like a yell leader.

I find it appropriate that yell leaders are dressed like him.

On 12/19/2025 at 4:10 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Wickline was a nepotism hire plain and simple.  She is fucking terrible.  Why did I catch up on the season

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She's horrible

11 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I don't get the Bowen hate. 

 

 

 

He’s always been good on Update. I think the hate comes from putting him in every sketch no matter what. 

On 12/19/2025 at 5:07 PM, MissingInAction said:

I think an unenthusiastic blowjob from wickline would be hot.

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Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Reminded me of when the show was consistently funny and had fewer fucks to give. Seemed a bit more irreverent and edgy too, than it's been in a while. Maybe AG should be a regular.

I was watching Home Alone 2 yesterday with my 8 year old and was thinking Kevin could be charged with attempted murder.   So that skit hit close to home.  

I was watching Home Alone 2 yesterday with my 8 year old and was thinking Kevin could be charged with attempted murder.   So that skit hit close to home.  

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Ok first time I sat down and watched one in four years.  Sorry that was cringe bad.  Could barely hear Arian sing in opening monologue and the Asian guy just didn’t seem to match her.    Very cliched, over the top but not funny. Keenan had that “just here to get paid” look as even he knows the show sucks. Yikes wha has happened 

My two faves from last night. Also, I love Bowen and am glad he's still doing Las Culturistas.

 

They cut an Espressos Martini Safe Room sketch that was cut for time. Really funny sketch. It should have made it to air. Should be up on Chloe Fineman’s socials. 

On 12/20/2025 at 8:51 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I don't get the Bowen hate. 

 

 

 

For me, it is being hit over the head again and again with how funny he is and yet you just don't see it aside from the weekend update spots.

 

Ariana is always good. And holy shit what a voice.

I admire Cher is 79, but just stop. He face hardly moved during her songs, which were heavily auto-tuned and she appeared to be lip-syncing. And her dancing looked like my grandma, who died 35 years ago.

Bowen was always pretty funny, I thought. Nice send-off for him.

I wasnt familiar with Chloe Fineman’s game. In the dance skit her body is tight, nice thigh gap and fit legs.

Grande has grown on me. She’s too thin and appears to be Caucasian now, but she’s very funny with terrific comedic timing.  
 

I’m fine with her hosting every year. 

Was there not a Christmas joke swap this year?

I'll give her this, Cher's second song was much less autotune. She's out there at 79. At least she hasn't gone full Dick Clark.

Was there not a Christmas joke swap this year?

it was one way
2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Was there not a Christmas joke swap this year?

Che told Jost they weren't doing it this year but Che sprang three jokes on him. Jost hadn't written any for Che.

44 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Che told Jost they weren't doing it this year but Che sprang three jokes on him. Jost hadn't written any for Che.

Why would they kill the golden goose? The one thing that people love and applaud and is guaranteed engagement farming to be shared? Dumb move IMO

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Why would they kill the golden goose? The one thing that people love and applaud and is guaranteed engagement farming to be shared? Dumb move IMO

What if I told you it was so that there would be time for bowen Yang to do his bit? 

46 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

What if I told you it was so that there would be time for bowen Yang to do his bit? 

I would say they chose poorly.

2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

I would say they chose poorly.

This, a very poor decision.

3 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

I would say they chose poorly.

 

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

This, a very poor decision.

Haha I don't think that was the reason. 

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