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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I prefer to get my Christian bona fides/validation from secular white liberals whose charity is limited to online virtual signaling and tweets

I see. 

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    In 3 days some of you will be sitting in a church celebrating the birth of a foreign speaking middle eastern child, a refugee, to a woman impregnated before she was married to another man and so poor

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Just now, DaysOff said:


See. Bob gave me a point on my driver's license that never goes away for shit posting like this. Will sack get one too Bob?

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Bob just gave me an unwarranted point on mine for allegedly Doxxing Penelope.  Which I didn’t do.  I quoted a picture she had posted on here and said she looked like Katy Agnor.  So he owes me one. 

7 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Given how today’s evangelicals have turned orthodox Christianity on its head, I guess it’s possible for him to believe he’s Christian.

Jerry Falwell jr claims to be a Christian now. And supports trump. American Christianity has become a complete joke. Worthy of ridicule. 

And despite what assholes like the sack say I still consider myself a Christian that believes in God. But I won’t worship false idols like trump like he does and the rest of those assholes do. 

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I prefer to get my Christian bona fides/validation from secular white liberals whose charity is limited to online virtual signaling and tweets

You worship trump. You are not and have never been a Christian. Look in the mirror.
 

You’re a false idol worshiping sociopath.  Since you claim to have me on ignore then I assume you won’t respond. Doesn’t bother me at all. It’s important enough to me for people here to know what you are. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Jerry Falwell jr claims to be a Christian now. And supports trump. American Christianity has become a complete joke. Worthy of ridicule. 

And despite what assholes like the sack say I still consider myself a Christian that believes in God. But I won’t worship false idols like trump like he does and the rest of those assholes do. 

I’m with you. Christians really should endorse bullies or braggarts.

11 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


See. Bob gave me a point on my driver's license that never goes away for shit posting like this. Will sack get one too Bob?

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Most of my warning points have come from blacklab. That’s not Bob right? Or is it? 

18 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes. Saying poor kids are just as smart as white kids is extremely racist.  

Ummm what? Poor doesn’t equal not white.

13 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bob just gave me an unwarranted point on mine for allegedly Doxxing Penelope.  Which I didn’t do.  I quoted a picture she had posted on here and said she looked like Katy Agnor.  So he owes me one. 

The intent of what you were doing was obvious. You deserved the point. 

1 minute ago, bonnieblue said:

Ummm what? Poor doesn’t equal not white.

I know, right?  Very racist thing to say.  

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1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

He didn’t say he wasn’t a refugee. He said he wasn’t “at the time” (of his birth). The flight to Egypt was as much as 2 years later.

This is hilarious, keep going you two. 

Most of my warning points have come from blacklab. That’s not Bob right? Or is it? 

Fuck if I know anymore. I just want to be good at football.

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

You know who the modern day Pharisees are?

Its not who you think. 

The Catholic leaders. The pope. The bishops, etc. 

The Catholic leaders. The pope. The bishops, etc. 

You misspelled Evangelicals.
9 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Fuck if I know anymore. I just want to be good at football.

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Yeah me too. I became so disillusioned at the end of the strong era and at the beginning of the Herman era I totally lost my way. That plus trump coming along messed up my priorities. Time to get that right. 

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:


You misspelled Evangelicals.

Actually the Catholics are more like modern day Sadducees Evangelicals are more like the Zealots (Sikarim).

Actually the Catholics are more like modern day Sadducees Evangelicals are more like the Zealots (Sikarim).

No they are just like the Pharisees. Hypocritical monsters.
12 minutes ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

The Catholic leaders. The pope. The bishops, etc. 

damn man. It took chrispy troll a year to get banned. Same with donkey cigars. You’re looking for a record or something?

16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

This is hilarious, keep going you two. 

Umm…ok?

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:


No they are just like the Pharisees. Hypocritical monsters.

Um….okay. Winning this metaphor obviously means a lot to you so I’ll concede that yours is more accurate.

See what I did there? Humility.

Just now, formermav43 said:

Umm…ok?

This isn’t funny, say some more funny shit about how Jesus wasn’t a refugee until he was idk, maybe, at most 2 years old

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

This is hilarious, keep going you two. 

I’m pretty sure that surly is about to figure out whether or not Jesus was actually born in a manger with wise men visiting.  Let’s not mess that process up.

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

This isn’t funny, say some more funny shit about how Jesus wasn’t a refugee until he was idk, maybe, at most 2 years old

Wait you think he was a refugee at the time of birth?

Do you know what the word “refugee” means? That’s a serious question. 

1 minute ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

Wait you think he was a refugee at the time of birth?

Do you know what the word “refugee” means? That’s a serious question. 

Read my original post. This isn’t clever.

 

22 hours ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

Also Elon owned Senator Karen on Twitter this week in a hilarious way. How do we not love him again now that he’s redeemed himself from that horrible Wario skit on SNL:

“Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else.”

Elon then clapped back by sharing a Fox News article that calls her a “fraud” with the caption: “Stop projecting”. 

“You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason,” he added. 

Then, he wrote: “Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen.”

 

13 hours ago, MonkeyCigarette said:

The easiest thing to do is to remember that a lot of people on here are espousing insane tax and social policies that would never get a millisecond of serious debate in legislative chambers, but because they say it with such pomp and confidence I forget they are just bitter losers on the internets.

Is there even a hint of self-awareness when you think that Elon hilariously owned Warren (excuse me, "Senator Karen") on twitter while calling others bitter losers?

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

This isn’t funny, say some more funny shit about how Jesus wasn’t a refugee until he was idk, maybe, at most 2 years old

 

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Okay granny.  I’m sure you’re hot.  Like most post menopausal single women from Alabama who spend their life on a Texas football message board.  Bet you have all sorts of sexual options. 

 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bob just gave me an unwarranted point on mine for allegedly Doxxing Penelope.  Which I didn’t do.  I quoted a picture she had posted on here and said she looked like Katy Agnor.  So he owes me one. 

I'd be happy to post a picture of your goofy chipmunk-looking self with thinning hair but don't want to be accused of doxxing you. Seems like it'd be fair play since you take a perverse pleasure in making fun of how the women of Surly look. Not sure how the fine folks of your church would feel about this side of your personality. 

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Also, learn to how to properly tie a tie.

2 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

 

 

Is there even a hint of self-awareness when you think that Elon hilariously owned Warren (excuse me, "Senator Karen") on twitter while calling others bitter losers?

I think NOT thinking that was hilarious was not showing a hint of awareness. So, I guess we will have to disagree to agree that you are a humorless loser.

3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

 

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Don’t make it weird, kiss me

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Don’t make it weird, kiss me

Unlike y’all, and even me, this formermav guy is the best among us. He’s a pure heart and leave him alone!

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Yeah. And his eyes are too close together too.

Nice doxxing.  Let’s see the pics of that ugly cam whore with the stinky ass you dated next.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Nice doxxing.  Let’s see the pics of that ugly cam whore with the stinky ass you dated next.  

Your confusing two different women.

Just now, bolverk said:

Your confusing two different women.

*You’re

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

*You’re

Mea culpa

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


See. Bob gave me a point on my driver's license that never goes away for shit posting like this. Will sack get one too Bob?

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Maybe you should PM him instead of openly criticizing the mods on a thread?

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why did this post get negged?

Cause Johnny Sack of Shit.  Ignoring him had made my Surly experience much better.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I guess we should just murder all poor kids.  Pre or post birth.  Even though they are just as smart as white kids.  

 

 

murdering kids? No one here at least is advocating murdering children. 

I know you're trying to equate a fetus as a child but science disagree with you, so that is just your opinion which you are entitled to. So I ask again what gives you the right to not only force your opinion on another but punish them because their views are different then yours?

 

Not very christian of you and I'd wager jesus wouldn't approve in fact he'd probably be pretty disgusted with modern christianity but thats a different discussion

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I fund food, shelter, medicine, and education for 8 Haitian orphans every month.  What do you do?

 

 

bullshit

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I prefer to get my Christian bona fides/validation from secular white liberals whose charity is limited to online virtual signaling and tweets

Making one’s charitable acts public is its own reward, and not in keeping with Christ’s message.

Advocating for a more just society is necessary to live in such a nation.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Not cool. 

When you hurt their feelings with logic they want to dox you.  This board is a shithole filled with horrible and miserable people.  I reported the posts.  Let’s see how rules are enforced.  

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Not cool. 

Pretty sure he's already told us where he goes to church.

Is it cool of him to make fun of the looks of women who post here? And, no worries, I'm not going to dox him, but he deserved a taste of his own medicine for that shit.

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

You worship trump. You are not and have never been a Christian. Look in the mirror.
 

You’re a false idol worshiping sociopath.  Since you claim to have me on ignore then I assume you won’t respond. Doesn’t bother me at all. It’s important enough to me for people here to know what you are. 

Dude you are way out of line with the personal attacks. So Johnny doesn't agree with your political ideology....so what? So he is a Trump supporter....so what? Half of the country(probably more) supports Trump. This fucking board is not reserved for liberals despite what you might think or want. 

This is the fucking Joe Manchin thread. Joe Manchin, the guy that just bitch-slapped your whole party, namely Joe Biden. Deal with it or don't, but that is the topic. If you want to talk about Johnny's personal life, then PM your Surly lib friends about it.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Pretty sure he's already told us where he goes to church.

Is it cool of him to make fun of the looks of women who post here? And, no worries, I'm not going to dox him, but he deserved a taste of his own medicine for that shit.

No I haven’t posted where I attend church.  

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29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I'd be happy to post a picture of your goofy chipmunk-looking self with thinning hair but don't want to be accused of doxxing you. Seems like it'd be fair play since you take a perverse pleasure in making fun of how the women of Surly look. Not sure how the fine folks of River Oaks Baptist would feel about this side of your personality. 

I posted my own photo.   But Johnny Sack of Shit has serious problems with strong women who call him on his bullshit.  He is a cunt of the first order.

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Jerry Falwell jr claims to be a Christian now. And supports trump. American Christianity has become a complete joke. Worthy of ridicule. 

And despite what assholes like the sack say I still consider myself a Christian that believes in God. But I won’t worship false idols like trump like he does and the rest of those assholes do. 

So start a Jerry Falwell thread if there isn't one already. See how this works?

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Pretty sure he's already told us where he goes to church.

Is it cool of him to make fun of the looks of women who post here? And, no worries, I'm not going to dox him, but he deserved a taste of his own medicine for that shit.

Once the mods lose contain over this shit...

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And I’ve never doxxed anyone.  I posted that Penelope looks like Katy Agnor.  Whether that’s making fun of her is up to you.  
 

I don’t know what Bama looks like.  She claimed anti abortion types are unfuckable incels.  I responded given she is a post menopausal Alabama woman who is single and spends her time on a Texas board that I doubt she has a lot of sexual options and thus shouldn’t be calling anyone out on their sexual options. 

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