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Plus, he was deeply closeted. So it's okay that he watched gay porn even though we wasn't gay.

Oh look. Someone made an edit to the wiki page for Chairman of the Board. Certainly they wouldn't tarnish Norm's legacy by taking it down.

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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh look. Someone made an edit to the wiki page for Chairman of the Board. Certainly they wouldn't tarnish Norm's legacy by taking it down.

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hahah

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh look. Someone made an edit to the wiki page for Chairman of the Board. Certainly they wouldn't tarnish Norm's legacy by taking it down.

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"Someone" huh...

yes GIF

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh look. Someone made an edit to the wiki page for Chairman of the Board. Certainly they wouldn't tarnish Norm's legacy by taking it down.

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And that someone?

 

 

You guessed it! 

 

 

Frank Stallone.

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On 9/14/2021 at 10:00 PM, ztejas said:

That's tough man. Celebrity deaths are weird. There are hugely famous people that go where I don't even bat an eye and then there are more niche figures that hit me hard. I think Norm was pretty beloved in general but for some of us it's a 61 year old comedian that we enjoyed, for others it's a personal favorite that left a lasting impression.

I have a musician in particular that still fucks me up at times when stuff about him comes up or I listen to certain songs at certain times in my life. It says something about the human experience that we can derive so much emotion from people that we've never met. Pretty fascinating if you think about it. 

Yep, one of the things I always key on is the reactions to Norm by other comics who were/are hugely successful in their own rights. They were utterly unable to defend themselves against Norm's wit and impeccable timing, and especially against the brutal honesty of his comedy. Watching Norm reduce Conan, Stewart, Letterman, Miller, Seinfeld, etc, etc to lumps of hysterical laughter is just a joy to watch. They clearly idolized the guy, and rightfully so.

Here's Norm's appearance on the Larry Sanders show with Larry, Hank, & Artie. NSIAP. Shandling shoulda had his own talk show IRL. Would have been amazing & one of the best ever.

Norm is ahead of Bill Hicks, Garry Shandling & a couple others as my all time favorite ... all taken far too soon. With his extraordinarily funny satirical cynicism, it felt at times like Norm was speaking to me. I am just gutted. Rest in Peace, GOAT. 

 

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1 hour ago, wood said:

Yep, one of the things I always key on is the reactions to Norm by other comics who were/are hugely successful in their own rights. They were utterly unable to defend themselves against Norm's wit and impeccable timing, and especially against the brutal honesty of his comedy. Watching Norm reduce Conan, Stewart, Letterman, Miller, Seinfeld, etc, etc to lumps of hysterical laughter is just a joy to watch. They clearly idolized the guy, and rightfully so.

Here's Norm's appearance on the Larry Sanders show with Larry, Hank, & Artie. NSIAP. Shandling shoulda had his own talk show IRL. Would have been amazing & one of the best ever.

Norm is ahead of Bill Hicks, Garry Shandling & a couple others as my all time favorite ... all taken far too soon. With his extraordinarily funny satirical cynicism, it felt at times like Norm was speaking to me. I am just gutted. Rest in Peace, GOAT. 

 

Just watched that clip of Norm on Dennis Miller, it was great.

Is this the first long running joke Norm did on Conan?

 

There's no end to his comedic greatness.   Had never seen the impression of Letterman.  

Simply fantastic.

 

 

7 hours ago, wood said:

Yep, one of the things I always key on is the reactions to Norm by other comics who were/are hugely successful in their own rights. They were utterly unable to defend themselves against Norm's wit and impeccable timing, and especially against the brutal honesty of his comedy. Watching Norm reduce Conan, Stewart, Letterman, Miller, Seinfeld, etc, etc to lumps of hysterical laughter is just a joy to watch. They clearly idolized the guy, and rightfully so.

Here's Norm's appearance on the Larry Sanders show with Larry, Hank, & Artie. NSIAP. Shandling shoulda had his own talk show IRL. Would have been amazing & one of the best ever.

Norm is ahead of Bill Hicks, Garry Shandling & a couple others as my all time favorite ... all taken far too soon. With his extraordinarily funny satirical cynicism, it felt at times like Norm was speaking to me. I am just gutted. Rest in Peace, GOAT. 

 

Shandling almost had his own talk show “iRL.” It was called “The Tonight Show.” Instead they gave the job to Jay Leno. So Shandling made a revolutionary fake talk show on HBO that parodied The Tonight Show. It was genius.

That’s not really a showcase of Norm’s comedy. Do you think they shot that in one take? That was theater. The Larry Sanders Show was one of the all time great shows but don’t confuse the parts of the show that were supposedly live on tape like Carson’s show as actually being live on tape. That was all staged.

And Henry Winkler was funnier in that clip than Norm was.

I need to rewatch my Larry Sanders DVD’s. (RIP, Garry.)

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Shandling almost had his own talk show “iRL.” It was called “The Tonight Show.” Instead they gave the job to Jay Leno. So Shandling made a revolutionary fake talk show on HBO that parodied The Tonight Show. It was genius.

That’s not really a showcase of Norm’s comedy. Do you think they shot that in one take? That was theater. The Larry Sanders Show was one of the all time great shows but don’t confuse the parts of the show that were supposedly live on tape like Carson’s show as actually being live on tape. That was all staged.

Yeah. I know.

SNL this weekend should have OJ Simpson on to read Norm MacDonald jokes as a tribute.  If they can't get him, then Frank Stallone.  It's what Norm would have wanted.

4 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

SNL this weekend should have OJ Simpson on to read Norm MacDonald jokes as a tribute.  If they can't get him, then Frank Stallone.  It's what Norm would have wanted.

Yeah since Hitler is unavailable.  That guy was a real jerk

6 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

The more I hear about that guy, the less I care for him. 

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On 9/20/2021 at 12:51 PM, GTX Horn said:

I do think there’s something to the rumors that Andy tried to keep Norm from coming onto the TBS show after the Swedish-German joke

That shit was absolute pure brilliance, and was a great example imho of just how fucking smart Norm was, and his ability to just come up with amazing shit on the fly ... pulling this joke out of his head on the spot, adapting it to fit Andy's Swedish-German roots, and then executing it perfectly on a national stage. Unreal.

On 9/20/2021 at 8:28 PM, BrickHorn said:

It’s a shaggy dog story. The punchline isn’t the point, and it’s not supposed to be original. The artistry is in the long-winded delivery and the ability of the joke teller to hold the audience’s attention and inspire laughter along the way. 

It’s like The Aristocrats. Comics prove their delivery chops by killing with old, lame material. 

Exactly. And Andy still doesn't get it. Then the pinnacle of the whole thing is when Norm chimes in "You weren't gay. You were raped". And everyone including me & esp Conan loses their collective shit. 

Letterman: "What are you trying to look like, Norm?"

Norm: "I'm trying to look like a guy who is not on Cunanan's hit list."

 

Bought Norms book on audible. Subscribed to audible. Whatever. It’s been a treat over the past two days. Will likely relisten immediately. 

Man, this sucks. RIP, Norm. One of the best ever. I always think of his line in Billy Madison 

"Hey, Billy. Oh right, he's in school". 

Makes me chuckle every time 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, this sucks. RIP, Norm. One of the best ever. I always think of his line in Billy Madison 

"Hey, Billy. Oh right, he's in school". 

Makes me chuckle every time 

I was always partial to how he followed up "He called the shit 'poop'" with "This is the best night of my life."

27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I was always partial to how he followed up "He called the shit 'poop'" with "This is the best night of my life."

Dude, that guy was phenomenal in that movie. 

Here’s a Norm joke I steal.  I work out early and the coach at the end will every now and again go around during stretching and ask what we are going to have for breakfast after.  I answer Count Chocula. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

You don't think Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the world?  Seems like you would.  ;) 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

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yeah.  i just found it weird that dave said it too.  that sort of thing is very norm, but it doesn't really seem like a letterman type gag.  

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Wait a second, norm was a judge on last comic standing where Amy Schumer won it all. How does that jive?

i think he thought she was very, very funny. 

The other day I found myself putting away my keys when walking near a storm drain. Thanks Norm.

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RIP, Bob Dole.  You had a wonderful sense of humor, the likes of which we may never see again from men of your statesman stature.  

On 10/30/2021 at 5:59 PM, gsoda3 said:

Wait a second, norm was a judge on last comic standing where Amy Schumer won it all. How does that jive?

He liked unfunny, fat chicks?

Burt Reynolds, Bob Dole...who will be next legendary Norm impression to die in real life?  

Larry King has to be on high alert.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Burt Reynolds, Bob Dole...who will be next legendary Norm impression to die in real life?  

Larry King has to be on high alert.  

Uhhmm yeah, about that. ...

Holy shit, Larry King is dead?  I had no idea.  Well, I guess Norm was right---they come in threes.  

Still, if I'm Letterman or Cosby, I'd be extra careful about now.  (his fucking story about Cosby calling Norm's dead feather just kills me every time)

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Kids have been running through Christmas movies today, and I recognized Norm's voice.  He's one of the voice actors in Klaus.  His character is just like everything he aver played.  Thoroughly enjoyed.

On 10/30/2021 at 5:59 PM, gsoda3 said:

Wait a second, norm was a judge on last comic standing where Amy Schumer won it all. How does that jive?

She wasn’t as fat 10 years ago and couldn’t write an act that wasn’t about her vagina or being slutty. This probably appealed to Norm’s interests. 

Norm was a permanent judge on LCS in 2015, Schumer appeared in 2007. Now, Macdonald did work alongside Rosanne Barr, so there’s your zoftig female.

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Burt Reynolds, Bob Dole...who will be next legendary Norm impression to die in real life?  

Larry King has to be on high alert.  

Wait Burt's gone?  

5 hours ago, Nivek said:

Wait Burt's gone?  

Yeah but he did occasionally do an underrated Abe Vigoda impression so at least we still have him

Abe Vegoda is still alive?  What the fuck is happening with this simulation?   

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