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8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

It doesn't hot link. Just highlight the web address in your browser and hit enter. It worked for me.

Or I could just wait for Tex to repost the version that works and then lazily click that.

Edited by Katfid54

14 hours ago, cafe society said:

Bookie hasn't impressed his home fans thus far.

Sooner boards hyped him up all spring and summer as being a game changer in the secondary and an enforcer, ect.  Dude wanted no part of JC or Lil' Jordan.

Some dirt burglers compared him to Earl Thomas, and I laughed and laughed. Dude couldn't bring ET water or hold his dick to piss. 

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sooner boards hyped him up all spring and summer as being a game changer in the secondary and an enforcer, ect.  Dude wanted no part of JC or Lil' Jordan.

Edit:  CJ not JC. 😣

On 7/25/2018 at 11:14 AM, Schulz2.0 said:

Jalen Redmond of OU is out for the 2018 season due to blood clots.

Looks like he's been cleared for contact and will play against TCU.

52 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Looks like he's been cleared for contact and will play against TCU.

How convenient

On 10/10/2018 at 4:12 PM, Katfid54 said:

Linky no worky.

tommy want wingy. 

Meanwhile Leon O'Neal's stats... TACKLES INTERCEPTIONS
DATE OPP RESULT   TOT SOLO AST SACK FF INT YDS AVG LNG TD PD
8/30 Northwestern State W 59-7 2 1 1 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9/8 Clemson L 28-26 No statistics available.
9/15 UL Monroe W 48-10 2 1 1 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9/22 @Alabama L 45-23 2 2 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9/29 Arkansas W 24-17 No statistics available.
10/6 Kentucky W 20-14 (OT) No statistics available.
10/13 @South Carolina W 26-23 No statistics available.

Leon saved his best play for Aggy’s biggest win of the season.  Taking it to Bama.  Great players rise to the occasion. Kudos to the young man.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Man Rondale Moore was a good offer

Yeah, it sucks that he didn’t come here, but you gotta feel pretty damn good about this staffs’ evaluations.

I’d love to have Rondale in burnt orange, but seeing him bend tosu over tonight was fantastic.

Our staff can find the talent. Moore is amazing.

Rondale Moore's decommitment from Texas and commitment to Purdue was actually a MENSA level play by Tom the Herman to upset THE Ohio State University.

Motherfucking Herman can find talent. This staff is fucking amazing at that. Now we just need a new OC. Fuck it, Herman can call plays for all I care. 

1 minute ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Rondale Moore's decommitment from Texas and commitment to Purdue was actually a MENSA level play by Tom the Herman to upset THE Ohio State University.

Always 5 steps ahead 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I don’t suppose any of you assholes have tweeted Moore’s stat line to EJ have you?

Moore is easily the best offensive freshman in the country. He might even be the most dynamic player in the country regardless of class. 

EJ can choke on a big of dicks. 

8 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I don’t think Herman planned it like that. You guys are drunk 

Of course we're drunk. This is fucking Surly 

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Moore is easily the best offensive freshman in the country. He might even be the most dynamic player in the country regardless of class. 

EJ can choke on a big of dicks. 

No, but I did mention on NCAA Twitter that EJ thinks Waddle is better 

10 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I don’t think Herman planned it like that. You guys are drunk 

Is that you EJ?

22 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I don’t think Herman planned it like that. You guys are drunk 

Fuck you, this is why Herman is Mensa and you aren't. 10 steps ahead. This is Surly so I'll be as drunk as I goddamn please.

Y’all say fuck chip brown over Bonitto ir whoever it was but i say fuck EJ for creating a negative energy between Moore snd TX

Fuck both of them. This shit ain’t mutually exclusive.

Waddle would've so lit up OSU last night that he'd have locked up the next two Heismans. Shame that you myopic fans can't see what EJ sees.

11 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Next up: Urban is gone, Ohio State hires the Brohm brothers, and Rondale Moore transfers to Texas. #winning

along with Waddle finally transferring.. who stops a trio of Moore, Waddell and Jake Smith.. WR screens U!!!!

A lot of EJ defenders on there.  I mean he isn't a real evaluator but he did go out of his way to BASH Moore.  It's as if he was Waddle's personal PR guy, it was a joke and to Shaggys credit, they crucified him for it.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


I’ve concluded that 90% of 9.95 subscribers are morons.

 

Yep, lol at everyone saying EJ already admitted he was wrong like one time so it should never be mentioned again.  He doubled down and didn’t stop trashing Moore even after he decommitted and Moore was having a good season before last night, but last night was a national showcase for him and EJ should be eating a huge pile of shit for being so incredibly wrong.

48 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

A lot of EJ defenders on there.  I mean he isn't a real evaluator but he did go out of his way to BASH Moore.  It's as if he was Waddle's personal PR guy, it was a joke and to Shaggys credit, they crucified him for it.

EJ's problem is that he made a definitive statement about moore based on his own perceived expertise and inherent bias. 9.95's don't know (most of the time) shit about evaluations and EJ deserves to hear about it at every turn. 

To be fair, I do not think EJ understands the how much of a puppet he is to the street agents. The Waddle recruitment made it clear, this year its Brooks. Almost like all Ro Simon has to do is get him some limited release adidas...Mike Roach needs to continue to create some distance from that clown.

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EJ Holland is a shill for street agents. During his Waddle sales push, he went so far as to defend Will Lyles, calling him a good guy and arguing that Texas fans who talked negatively of Lyles were the problem. Simultaneously he was being negative shit about UT recruiting an out of state guy when they had guys right here, again, from agents and handlers. Loaded with that agenda, and his ignorant hubris around his knowledge of the sport, he went and purposefully scouted Moore in an effort to run him down. It’s not just that EJ Holland doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to the sport of football, it’s that he’s also doing regular work as a useful idiot for the bad guys in the recruiting game. 

Beyond all of that, Holland is your classic entitled millennial. From people who’ve spent time around him, it’s apparent he has an extremely low opinion of his readership, Texas fans generally, and the college sport nationally. He’s the worst kind of clown to have hanging around the program and talking to recruits. I’d honestly like to meet him and kick him squarely in his undoubtedly half-developed gonads. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

 


I’ve concluded that 90% of 9.95 subscribers are morons.

Yeah, I wasn't expecting to get hit with that much stupid when I clicked the link.

EJ Holland is a shill for street agents. During his Waddle sales push, he went so far as to defend Will Lyles, calling him a good guy and arguing that Texas fans who talked negatively of Lyles were the problem. Simultaneously he was being negative shit about UT recruiting an out of state guy when they had guys right here, again, from agents and handlers. Loaded with that agenda, and his ignorant hubris around his knowledge of the sport, he went and purposefully scouted Moore in an effort to run him down. It’s not just that EJ Holland doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to the sport of football, it’s that he’s also doing regular work as a useful idiot for the bad guys in the recruiting game. 
Beyond all of that, Holland is your classic entitled millennial. From people who’ve spent time around him, it’s apparent he has an extremely low opinion of his readership, Texas fans generally, and the college sport nationally. He’s the worst kind of clown to have hanging around the program and talking to recruits. I’d honestly like to meet him and kick him squarely in his undoubtedly half-developed gonads. 


I like this post. Would have liked to see a Limp Dick Puppet reference though.

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