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Predictions? These guys don't play much outside of the SEC championship. Florida played them pretty close there last year with very strong WRs, this year it's in the swamp and Florida has two duel threat QBs. Still the spread is 14.5. 

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Saban gonna Saban. Don’t bet against him.

Bama 38 - Florida 24

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We need to get a duel threat quarterback, just in case we are insulted and need to defend our honor.

Record number for new covid cases acquired at a single event.

Juggling QBs against Alabama, especially if they're not at full strength (Richardson), won't get you very far.    And there are no safety blankets with Pitts and crew gone. 

Bama played like crap against Mercy, Mercer or whoever it was.   Saban laid into their ass.   I'm guessing they'll play really well Saturday.

 

 

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Bama 1,356,980

UF 17

Now that is just being stupid.  I don't think UF gets to 17 points against the Bama D.

I gotta admit. I’ve always liked Saturday afternoon SEC games on CBS. Especially now with Fuckface Brando gone 

WTF, can't even find an update on ESPN for this game. 

Bullshit.  I looked all over the TV today and didn't see the game on anywhere.

33 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I gotta admit. I’ve always liked Saturday afternoon SEC games on CBS. Especially now with Fuckface Brando gone 

SEC on CBS with the theme music is top notch. Hoping we get to play in the SEC before all the media rights move to ESPN so we can at least get one game on CBS

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Just realized the jokes about the game not being on today were going over my head.

Pretty much everyone has Bama by a million eh?

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

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That's the leg of a 58 year old woman after years of yo-yo weight issues.

53 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Hoping we get to play in the SEC before all the media rights move to ESPN so we can at least get one game on CBS

Yeah but I’m pessimistic seeing as how we can’t have nice things 

2 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Bullshit.  I looked all over the TV today and didn't see the game on anywhere.

Right?  Anyone got a link or something? 

I threw a little sprinkle on the Florida ML

Fuck the haters. 

While everyone focuses on Mullen juggling the QBs, UF's biggest issue is still their defense. The Tide will win by 21+

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Right?  Anyone got a link or something? 

Daymn, just looked and saw you best me to that brilliant joke by one post.  Don't sue me for intellectual copyright, I blew all my money on TV equipment today trying to find the game.

Is AR15 even going to play? He seemed pretty hurt after that 80 yard TD run or however long. Dude should be starting over Jones imo. 
 

Pretty shocking UF never retired #15.

On 9/16/2021 at 3:09 PM, Not a cat said:

We need to get a duel threat quarterback, just in case we are insulted and need to defend our honor.

I’d take some dueling linemen. Ours just stand there and fucking watch the other team lay cheap shots on our QB.

On 9/16/2021 at 5:11 PM, GTX Horn said:

SEC on CBS with the theme music is top notch. Hoping we get to play in the SEC before all the media rights move to ESPN so we can at least get one game on CBS

If they're still using that same song from a few years ago, it's been around a while.

They played it before the '91 Cotton Bowl.

Back to Alabama football:

 

If Alabama covers, and honestly they probably will, then we already know everyone else is playing for second.

Watching Alabama throw well designed and well blocked up WR screens makes me sad.

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

If Alabama covers, and honestly they probably will, then we already know everyone else is playing for second.

You forgot that Jimbo said he's going to beat their ass.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Does Bama ever fuck up anything 

5 stars matter

At this point. Futureman could play QB for Bama 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Does Bama ever fuck up anything 

All the time according to Nick...it's just that it's next, next, next level type fuck ups that barely show up on the field.

Can we feed our players the same stuff that Bama feed theirs?  Motherfuckers look like cyborgs.

Is Manny the defensive coordinator? That was so alligator level tackling.

Sark was probably hoping his RS Freshman QB would show up in a hostile environment like Bama's just did.  

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sark was probably hoping his RS Freshman QB would show up in a hostile environment like Bama's just did.  

Saban recruits guys that can get it done, and they don't get on the field unless they can get it done in any environment. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sark was probably hoping his RS Freshman QB would show up in a hostile environment like Bama's just did.  

Sark should have realized his oline would be 4th string at Bama

Just now, hookem48 said:

Sark should have realized his oline would be 4th string at Bama

Harsh but fair

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