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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Harsh but fair

thought I was being nice

3 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

Very unBama like D right now. 

Florida put 46 points or some shit on Bama a year ago

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Tickey tack bull shit PI call on 3rd down fuck

Where’s the fucking facemask flag against Bama?

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Wow obvious facemask no call

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Pick play 

Remember when Emmitt got called for something similar to that facemask back against the Lions.  The fix is in. 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That seemed easy

Yeah the defender covering him got picked by the WR

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

What a fucking machine of a team

It’s a futile feeling for the rest of us. 

Alabama is too good to be getting bad referee calls in their favor, but that’s the way it goes with them. The idea that the SEC is a conference of 14 equal partners is a fairy tale aggy tells itself. 

Refs full mode kissing bama ass.

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Nick Satan 10 yards onto the field after the ball was snapped

If UF loses by anything less than 4TDs today that’s a win imo. 

I know it's silly but I'd probably feel a bit better right now if Alabama's offense had regressed even a little bit with Sark gone. 

Would Joe Namath rather play in this offense or kiss Suzy Kolber? 

Florida had two guys right on Metchie and they just watched him. 

2 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I know it's silly but I'd probably feel a bit better right now if Alabama's offense had regressed even a little bit with Sark gone. 

Eh OU drilled Florida last year, not sure how much their defense turned over but it looked like It sucked.

So who does Alabama beat in the championship game this season?

Georgia…3 weeks after they throttle them in the SEC championship
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Well fuck

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Georgia…3 weeks after they throttle them in the SEC championship

Nah fuck jawjia I think Florida still wins the East

We should back up a dump truck for every Bama back-up O lineman who wants playing time.  Except Brock because fuck the Brocks.

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So who does Alabama beat in the championship game this season?

Doesn't matter unless it's the Kansas City Chiefs. 

7 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I know it's silly but I'd probably feel a bit better right now if Alabama's offense had regressed even a little bit with Sark gone. 

You know that Alabama is still running Sark's offense?

I know that it's Bill O'Brien calling the plays, but he came in and learned Sark's offense and then is calling it like the guy who probably impressed Houston enough to hire him as head coach, without all of the other shit to distract him that. a head coach has to endure.

Also, he is running Sark's offense with the best players in the country against a solid, but not spectacular team. AND he's getting help from the ref.

All that being said...

Last week Sark looked like a regard who won the opportunity to be the OC for a night, but who had no clue how to read a game. THAT bothers me more than BOB running Sark's offense down Florida's throats.

Had to turn that shit off. Florida looked like Florida A&M vs Bama. Not wasting 3 hours on that.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So this is who aggy thinks they're gonna beat at Pyle?

OK.

It will be an aggy victory if they keep it within 9 scores. No way in fuck calzone has more than 25 yards offense in that game 

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Had to turn that shit off. Florida looked like Florida A&M vs Bama. Not wasting 3 hours on that.

Florida A&M's band would be far more entertaining

Mullen getting worked.  His loyalty to EJ is going to get us drilled. 

14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So who does Alabama beat in the championship game this season?

Buccaneers?  Chiefs? 

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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Mullen getting worked.  His loyalty to EJ is going to get us drilled. 

Yeah #15 has a pulled hamstring bruh

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