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2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Win or lose, I’m pretty amazed at our O line play. Never expected them to be able to push Bama around. Over 200 rushing on the day already. 

Mike Davis and Pierce are really really good too

8 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

His “off games” are also lopsided victories.

Hmmm…this may be an exception in the making.

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Swamp getting rowdy

My cousin buys an extra nosebleed ticket to get some half time drinks and get back in lol.

Only Gatorade sold in the swamp

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Only Gatorade sold in the swamp

The Legend continues... 

That’s not a hook. The fucking receivers body didn’t move at all. Fuck these refs. 

Absolute bullshit PI that 99.9
Percent never gets called

Get ready for this in the next few years....that isn't one you throw the flag on.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Get ready for this in the next few years....that isn't one you throw the flag on.

We're used to bullshit calls in the Big12.

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Fucking tough to beat the zebras and Bammer

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Finally a call against Nick Satan

That was asking for trouble to sit there that long in an end zone where every lineman knew they had to go to war quick 

Saban was bailed out by his center not knowing the count.  FG was the correct play. 

aggy worst nightmare is facing a one-loss Bama. No mercy.

Jean is having a shitty game.  He’s not good. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy worst nightmare is facing a one-loss Bama. No mercy.

aggy will be full of hubris if Bama has one loss. Their anus won't be prepared.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

aggy will be full of hubris if Bama has one loss. Their anus won't be prepared.

It might be after all the horse paste.

Gary Danielson is just learning about forward progress. JFC. 

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These cocksucker refs and Satan fuck off that's a first down

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booth official You were wrong you don't know shit about the rules

Danielson : you're right thanks for clarifying

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Danielson is in over his head as usual.

Rather listen to him blabber about than Tim Brando. 

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Zipper'erer

Rather listen to him blabber about than Tim Brando. 

Your dichotomy is false, sir.

Why would you ride the handoff inside with the RB?

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Bammer said ok run the clock out refs

Refs said ok no prob

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That was really shitty

That was one of the most pathetic attempts at a 2-pt conversion that I’ve ever seen. 

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

that was not a good playcall

YUP...

fuck. I have the over at 60.5. of course

 

 

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

fuck. I have the over at 60.5. of course

 

 

Ugh, that's a serious sweat from here.

Regardless of the result, Saban will be tearing new orifices after the game.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

fuck. I have the over at 60.5. of course

 

 

ouch.  i have it at 60.  annoying for me, lame as shit for you.

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