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He predicted a loss after watching us against ULaLa and I laughed at him and called him a moron but he saw we didn’t look great in the trenches on either side of the ball and fucking a was he right. No worries though we get to drink the kool aid tomorrow night against Rice! Yayyy.

He can be a huge bitch sometimes though being all sec all the time but he saw something in this team called pussy that we all obviously didn’t see. So here’s a huge fuck you in the most respectful way to old B Jones.

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Man, this really needed its own thread. Thanks. 

Who the fuck is brian jones?

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11 minutes ago, SEC said:

Who the fuck is brian jones?

 

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7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He also picked Iowa State to beat Iowa and A&M to make the playoffs.  

to quote Meatloaf....Two out of three aint bad.....oh, wait!

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

 

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Beat me to it...I was going to say, "Brian Jones may have been right, but Mick Taylor was a better guitar player."

Checks calendar...yep 6 days later Rockethorn is still pissed.

12 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Beat me to it...I was going to say, "Brian Jones may have been right, but Mick Taylor was a better guitar player."

This Brian Jones can't swim

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did you hear what that fucker Paul Finebaum said?

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4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This Brian Jones can't swim

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Didn't he predict like 45-42 pig?

So... good for him?

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did you hear what that fucker Paul Finebaum said?

No, I’m still trying to locate what jim rhome said about aggy. 

Jones is fun. I don't how much I care about the quality of his predictions. I seldom get to see or hear him, anyway.

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

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To clarify- the highly intoxicated/ possibly murdered allegedly (?) former Rolling Stone can't swim. He's a  Club 27 member 

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29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did you hear what that fucker Paul Finebaum said?

I haven’t heard it but I can guarantee it was fair and balanced and wasn’t outrageous in any way.  

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36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Checks calendar...yep 6 days later Rockethorn is still pissed.

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Checks calendar...yep 6 days later Rockethorn is still pissed.
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There are very few former Longhorns that I dislike. Jones, Babers, Simms, Acho, etc. I appreciate the really great (better than current) effort that they gave to my alma mater. They can have an opinion. They’ve earned that shit. 

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

There are very few former Longhorns that I dislike. Jones, Babers, Simms, Acho, etc. I appreciate the really great (better than current) effort that they gave to my alma mater. They can have an opinion. They’ve earned that shit. 

Can't stand Acho, and Jones/Simms I'm ambivalent on at this point. But he made a prediction, and gave a pretty good reason for making it if he based it on the shittiness of our lines. He wasn't wrong on this particular pick. Not sure where the hate comes from on it. I like Babers bc he was the first from DBHigh School (my own. CSB).

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

Not a problem.  I definitely hated last week's game.

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I'm not sure how any ex-Horn can dislike Brian Jones.  He is still a 100% Longhorn homer, but it doesn't blind him.   I look forward to every interview he does on Austin local radio, and I love watching him on TV.

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6 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

I'm not sure how any ex-Horn can dislike Brian Jones.  He is still a 100% Longhorn homer, but it doesn't blind him.   I look forward to every interview he does on Austin local radio, and I love watching him on TV.

Yea he’s just tired of watching his Horns blow ass and play like pussies.

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30 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

No worries bro. @6th Street pessimistic ass been throwing shade since January 5th, 2006.

So that makes him pretty much spot on for the last 15 years.

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

Beat me to it...I was going to say, "Brian Jones may have been right, but Mick Taylor was a better guitar player."

But Brian Jones was a better at Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best band names ever.

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Who is Mike Jones?


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2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

I'm not sure how any ex-Horn can dislike Brian Jones.  He is still a 100% Longhorn homer, but it doesn't blind him.   I look forward to every interview he does on Austin local radio, and I love watching him on TV.

Yep. I like him way more than the vast majority of the asshats/Achos these football shows roll out there.

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3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

he saw we didn’t look great in the trenches on either side of the ball and fucking a was he right.

He can be a huge bitch sometimes though being all sec all the time but he saw something in this team we all obviously didn’t see.

Speak for yourself. Some of us saw we didn't look good in the trenches ... especially the O-Line and knew this was a big potential problem for a freshman QB and run blocking.

I don’t know shit about how a modern offensive or defensive line is built. I do know we have struggled getting our guys on NFL rosters.

I don’t know shit about how a modern offensive or defensive line is built. I do know we have struggled getting our guys on NFL rosters.

I am guessing they don’t teach them in the NFL to quadruple team a defensive player.

Brian Jones tells shit like it is, good or bad. Being a Texas-ex he wants this team to pull it's head out of their asses and get back to winning. 

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Brian Jones was allowed to wear #60 when he was at UT, and was apparently the only Longhorn looking to fight Miami at some dinner before the Cotton Bowl in 91.  

He earned the right to call out shit if he wants. Damn him for being right this time. Lol

3 hours ago, Zharkov said:

Brian Jones was allowed to wear #60 when he was at UT

that shit is T Foundation street cred

Brian Jones was fixture on the road game Friday night bar scene in the late 90’s early 2000’s when he was UT sideline reporter. Good times. One night the usually good natured ribbing from the home team fans turned a bit toxic. Some dipshit dropped the N word. Five seconds later BJ knocked him out with one punch.

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Brian Jones was fixture on the road game Friday night bar scene in the late 90’s early 2000’s when he was UT sideline reporter. Good times. One night the usually good natured ribbing from the home team fans turned a bit toxic. Some dipshit dropped the N word. Five seconds later BJ knocked him out with one punch.
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I'm not really sure what he expected to hear hanging out at the Dixie Chicken.

Brian Jones exposed Mack for the passive-aggressive pussy that he was/is, so for that BJ is aces in my book. (40 sec mark on)...

 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m not understanding the Acho hate…

Emmanuel can fuck off. I really like Sam tho. Sam seems pretty level headed and honest while at the same time being supportive of the Horns imo

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