September 18, 20214 yr Popular Post Today is a Saturday we hoped would never come after Sarkisian's hire. The Saturday after a loss. Today's tailgating beers and beverages are going to be consumed with an irrational fear of the smart kids from Houston. Setting that aside, it's going to be a beautiful day again for playing football, and much like last week we have a healthy slate of games to hold us over for the main course on tonight's menu, TORCHED OWL. Fuck the haters, Fuck the whiners it's time to gorilla boof the Owls. They couldn't possibly dumb enough (as the smart kids from Houston) to think that the transitive property works in College Football could they? The Owls field a team with arguably the highest IQ in the state, possibly the country, they are going to use trickeration and scheme to their advantage. Spoiler alert: It won't work Casey Thompson is leading the Longhorns onto the field today to "score some more in garbage time" against the owls. Casey is going to make Rice's 1's look like 2's, because it's all he knows. The gameplan is simple, ALL GAS NO BRAKES. The Longhorns will start early and launch a relentless attack of Touchdowns on both sides of the ball. Anything less than 7 Touchdowns will be disappointing and Casey isn't into let downs and neither is another fella named Bijan Robinson. D'Shawn Jamison is seeking redemption in the form of kick returns and some backfield crimes are forecast for Moro Ojomo. The Burnt Ends are playing a critical role in today's game, caging the owl defenders and evading detection downfield on critical downs. Jared Wiley returns to the field to contribute in a limited capacity, which means 2TD's. Keep the subscriptions rolling in, we are IN THE BONUS MONEY. Horns up. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late, Wear Orange. It's GAMEDAY. Crack you first beverage NOW and enjoy the day to come. The Longhorns have something they'd like to show you. Hook 'Em P.S. For $10/mo you can be a part of the Burnt Ends and support our Tight End room. Sign up here! https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/burnt-ends-nil-program/
September 18, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, OWLVIS said: this will be ugly Texas Football has been ugly for quite some time.
September 18, 20214 yr No matter how close or wide the score margin is, we won’t know shit about this staff until the TCU game. I’m just looking forward to an entertaining game and Casey lighting the Owl defense up.
September 18, 20214 yr Fuck that shit @immamac Casey is going to make their 1's look like their 3's. Its game time motherfuckers. TEXAS!!! Edited September 18, 20214 yr by Nivek
September 18, 20214 yr If this was Herman against a cupcake I'd be drinking heavily. I want to actually watch though with Sarkdog. Let's get better this week and get ready for conference play.
September 18, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Nivek said: any streams for this without aids? Streameast one works for me not too bad
September 18, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: https://www.streameast.live/cfb/rice-texas/ this link wants a person to first disable ad blockers and then install some software that resets your browser according to the reviews.
September 18, 20214 yr Just now, Radical Larry said: lol I was talking bout what they were showing on LHN I think that was their Brandoesque pun
September 18, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Nivek said: this link wants a person to first disable ad blockers and then install some software that resets your browser according to the reviews. click the (x) you fuckin boomer you don't have to install anything
September 18, 20214 yr The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums. Fucked.
September 18, 20214 yr If Moore doesn’t show up with Dixon getting heathy again we may need to make a change there.
September 18, 20214 yr I predict we go 3 and out in our first possession and the surly servers completely melt down
September 18, 20214 yr Haven’t had a chance to look through the thread, any stream links? My normal go-to is not working. nevermind, saw a few posts up Edited September 18, 20214 yr by Coelenterate Fuccboi
September 18, 20214 yr Looks like any non season ticket holder who wanted to go to the game could have got in free.
September 18, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, TOR said: The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums. Fucked. How was jail?
September 18, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said: Educational. First lesson, finding something to bite when there is no pillow.
September 18, 20214 yr Here's where I typically go when out at the hunting land. http://yrsprts.stream/live?v=lhn
September 18, 20214 yr Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: First lesson, finding something to bite when there is no pillow. Kinky.
September 19, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: First lesson, finding something to bite when there is no pillow. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
September 19, 20214 yr Just now, ConferenceRoom said: I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
September 19, 20214 yr Sam if you could just lean over and crush Galindo's skull for us all that would be great. kthx.
September 19, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Both Tacos said: Here's where I typically go when out at the hunting land.http://yrsprts.stream/live?v=lhn Been using that site for years for all my streaming. Pro, college, PPV, plus a fuckload of TV channels.
September 19, 20214 yr You know what I am fired up about? Getting to hear the dulcet tones of Lowell Galindo for the next 4 hours. Fuck yeah!
September 19, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, TOR said: The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums. Fucked. A TOR sighting?
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