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Today is a Saturday we hoped would never come after Sarkisian's hire. The Saturday after a loss. Today's tailgating beers and beverages are going to be consumed with an irrational fear of the smart kids from Houston. 

Setting that aside, it's going to be a beautiful day again for playing football, and much like last week we have a healthy slate of games to hold us over for the main course on tonight's menu, TORCHED OWL. 

Fuck the haters, Fuck the whiners it's time to gorilla boof the Owls. They couldn't possibly dumb enough (as the smart kids from Houston) to think that the transitive property works in College Football could they? The Owls field a team with arguably the highest IQ in the state, possibly the country, they are going to use trickeration and scheme to their advantage. Spoiler alert: It won't work

Casey Thompson is leading the Longhorns onto the field today to "score some more in garbage time" against the owls. Casey is going to make Rice's 1's look like 2's, because it's all he knows. The gameplan is simple, ALL GAS NO BRAKES. The Longhorns will start early and launch a relentless attack of Touchdowns on both sides of the ball. Anything less than 7 Touchdowns will be disappointing and Casey isn't into let downs and neither is another fella named Bijan Robinson. D'Shawn Jamison is seeking redemption in the form of kick returns and some backfield crimes are forecast for Moro Ojomo. 

The Burnt Ends are playing a critical role in today's game, caging the owl defenders and evading detection downfield on critical downs. Jared Wiley returns to the field to contribute in a limited capacity, which means 2TD's. Keep the subscriptions rolling in, we are IN THE BONUS MONEY.

Horns up. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late, Wear Orange. It's GAMEDAY.

Crack you first beverage NOW and enjoy the day to come. The Longhorns have something they'd like to show you.

Hook 'Em

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this will be ugly

Edited by OWLVIS

1 minute ago, OWLVIS said:

this will be ugly

Texas Football has been ugly for quite some time. 

No matter how close or wide the score margin is, we won’t know shit about this staff until the TCU game. I’m just looking forward to an entertaining game and Casey lighting the Owl defense up. 

Fuck that shit @immamac  Casey is going to make their 1's look like their 3's.  

Its game time motherfuckers.  

TEXAS!!!

Edited by Nivek

If this was Herman against a cupcake I'd be drinking heavily. I want to actually watch though with Sarkdog. Let's get better this week and get ready for conference play.

any streams for this without aids?

Thompson made his Case(ey) and Hudson folded his Card..s...

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

any streams for this without aids?

Streameast one works for me not too bad

Just now, Radical Larry said:


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lol I was talking bout what they were showing on LHN I think that was their Brandoesque pun 

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

this link wants a person to first disable ad blockers and then install some software that resets your browser according to the reviews. 

click the (x) you fuckin boomer you don't have to install anything

So 7 PM kick means 720 kick?

The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums.

 

 

Fucked.

Haven’t had a chance to look through the thread, any stream links? My normal go-to is not working.

 

nevermind, saw a few posts up

Edited by Coelenterate Fuccboi

Looks like any non season ticket holder who wanted to go to the game could have got in free. 

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums.

 

 

Fucked.

How was jail?

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

First lesson, finding something to bite when there is no pillow.

Kinky.

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

First lesson, finding something to bite when there is no pillow.

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

Those kids could block better than our offensive line.

HANG 50 ON 'EM  --  LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!!! 🤘

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

 

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Sam if you could just lean over and crush Galindo's skull for us all that would be great.  kthx.  

Casey looks ready to fuck. 

Ready to see the “Gas”.  Let’s go Texas, dominate and pound the fing rock. 🤘🏼

6 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Here's where I typically go when out at the hunting land.
http://yrsprts.stream/live?v=lhn

Been using that site for years for all my streaming. Pro, college, PPV, plus a fuckload of TV channels. 

You know what I am fired up about?  Getting to hear the dulcet tones of Lowell Galindo for the next 4 hours.  Fuck yeah!

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15 minutes ago, TOR said:

The Great Horned Owl is very powerful and can prey on animals larger than itself including cats, skunks, and possums.

 

 

Fucked.

A TOR sighting?  

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