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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Tha f are we not able to block Tice's d line?  

Exactly. Texas should never have a problem with the D line from Rice. 

Worthy is a fucking dog, man. 

(Sam stole my line...)

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LOL we might only see a quarter and a half of CT again

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Christ, the shitty sound bites from Lowell and Sam is killing me 

Nice play there with Worthy in motion. 

O-line issues aside, Sark knows who the skill players are. Bijan, Roschon, Worthy. That's it.

What WR's are visiting today, because Worthy is being highlighted with this in mind?

Huh. That was the Alabama play they ran in the NC with Devonta Smith against Ohio State.

Didn't work nearly as well for obvious reasons

Listening to Sam Acho say that the O-line looks good makes me want to light him on fire.

Well at least the right side of the oline can block.  Bijan is a stud, RoJo saying he can kind the rock as well.  Casey will be one sore dude after this game.  

Just now, THUJONE said:

O-line issues aside, Sark knows who the skill players are. Bijan, Roschon, Worthy. That's it.

Whitt. If we had time to get him the ball.

Just now, THUJONE said:

O-line issues aside, Sark knows who the skill players are. Bijan, Roschon, Worthy. That's it.

Serious question -- Whittington should be in that group, right? 

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

We will have these 4 commercials burned into our mind by 3Q

After seeing them the past 4 years, they are already burnt in mine. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Worthy is a fucking dog, man. 

But did you know it might be too early to call him Mighty Mouse and he might not even like being called that?  Cause I sure didn’t know that.  Thanks, Sam

Just now, THUJONE said:

Listening to Sam Acho say that the O-line looks good makes me want to light him on fire.

Like a buddhist monk

Exactly. Texas should never have a problem with the D line from Rice. 

You can’t expect a team like Texas to out physical a team like Rice…

Sark looks like he is adjusting with quick hitters in the backfield and smash football with letting his athletes be athletes. But yeah, long season

Hopefully Perkins watches this and believes he could start immediately when foster leaves. 

Just now, honolulu horn said:

Serious question -- Whittington should be in that group, right? 

Yeah. 

2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Christ, the shitty sound bites from Lowell and Sam is killing me 

Wait that's Sam in the booth? Thought it was Manny Acho this whole time lol

We're going to win, and we'll probably cover easily, but I think we all see some serious problems.  

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Huh. That was the Alabama play they ran in the NC with Devonta Smith against Ohio State.

Didn't work nearly as well for obvious reasons

Mentioned this in the discord, looked familiar 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we try inside zone against TCU, we WILL get shut out.

No.  TCU D blows this year.  Don’t let tour Patterson PTSD take over your soul

5 minutes ago, Kdub said:

This OL nees to be aborted

well they are in texas....

I’d have to go back and look, but both times Casey has been hit, I’m not sure it’s been on the OL. They seemed locked up on their guys and a free man came through.

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

No.  TCU D blows this year.  Don’t let tour Patterson PTSD take over your soul

Hard not to after the last decade. 

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

After seeing them the past 4 years, they are already burnt in mine. 

I'm so glad we'll never have to see that fucking Tom Herman commercial about "our house" ever again.

THIS IS OUR HOUSE. IT ISN'T THEIR HOUSE. OUR HOUSE IS THE BEST HOUSE. OF THE HOUSES, THIS HOUSE IS THE HOUSIEST HOUSE. LET'S BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.


You can’t expect a team like Texas to out physical a team like Rice…
You look over there.....and it scares you to death (or something like that)

its not about the size of a  bulls ass, its the fight in the ass, no wait.....its not about the fight in the mouse, its the.....what the fuck am I talking about. 

"People are not used to hearing how dead sound can be."

At least those who never attended a UT basketball game under Shaka Smart.

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

OL looked better on that drive

We’re finally scheming around them

Sorry Rice… someone has to pay the price. A reckoning is at hand, no a serious boofing.

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