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Just now, TucoRamirez said:

well they are in texas....

Heyooooo

This sideline reporter doesn’t seem very rude…. I’m disappointment..

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

its not about the size of a  bulls ass, its the fight in the ass, no wait.....its not about the fight in the mouse, its the.....what the fuck am I talking about. 

I could get a good look at a bull's ass....no, wait...

 

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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This game is going to end at 11 thanks to all the fucking long commercials.  

well it didnt help that the kickoff which was scheduled for 7 didnt happen until around 7:20

We're going to win, and we'll probably cover easily, but I think we all see some serious problems.  

Games like this suck because all they usually do is get your hopes up because you look good. However, we still kinda look like shit. We still can’t execute against math majors.
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

its not about the size of a  bulls ass, its the fight in the ass, no wait.....its not about the fight in the mouse, its the.....what the fuck am I talking about. 

Sir I'd like to offer you a job with the Longhorn Network.

Our team isn't great and we can lose to lots of teams on our schedule but you guys really have to stop the TCU phobia. It's pretty pathetic 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


Games like this suck because all they usually do is get your hopes up because you look good. However, we still kinda look like shit. We still can’t execute against math majors.

We can't execute? We're kicking the absolute shit out of this team. The only issue is a roster issue which has been apparent in every game so far. 

Can we swap out Lowell for Lowell from Wings?

Such a great show.

kstate looks better than tcu

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

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Just now, DaysOff said:


Such a great show.

 

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Because we need an easy win

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

 

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Life Pro-Tip: don’t watch the fucking commercials shit for brains. Go grab a beer or something. 

Don’t Let Arkansas Beat You Twice sounds like the shittiest Burt Reynolds movie sequel ever

I’d have to go back and look, but both times Casey has been hit, I’m not sure it’s been on the OL. They seemed locked up on their guys and a free man came through.
I only saw one replay but on the INT the line actually did block everyone they were supposed to. The D tackle disengaged when he saw the RB go left and then found the hole vacated by the LG.
1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

I like it. 

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

His kid played for UCLA

Because he couldn't play for SC.

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Because it’s hard. 

I can't believe this game started 75 minutes ago and we are only 5 minutes into the second quarter. And these are two running offenses. Thanks LHN for the 10 minutes of commercials every break. Jesus. 

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Eeerrrrraa,  fuck this backup QB

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How I read it and agreed

Damn math majors deserve no less.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

Awesome

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

It's no green chile bacon burger

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Can we swap out Lowell for Lowell from Wings?

It’s gotta be the Lowell that ate mushrooms and hallucinated. Haha 

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

I was at a high school party years ago and watched some dude get the shit beat out of him. At the next weekend’s party, the same guy found some small drunk dude to beat up and redeem himself. 
 

Oh, you didn’t ask why Texas plays Rice…

damn  

 

we are gonna let them dink and dunk right down the fucking field

Ojomo was just pancaked on the previous play. TV announcer, Ojomo is awesome.

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