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I don't give a fuck how good Rice is. This is turning into one of the most satisfying ass beatings I've seen us hand out in awhile. If some of you can't enjoy this then I feel sorry for you. 

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If the only thing we get by joining the SEC is never hearing another broadcast with Emmanuel Acho I will be happy.

That's why Casey needs to be QB1.  Now Sam is being ridiculous, I've seen QBs do that before but they are usually the badass ones. 

1 minute ago, Somnio said:

Why the fuck did I just see a purple shirt with a Longhorn logo?

Sideline signal caller.  There is one in a green shirt also

Shut up about the block Acho. The guy he blocked made the tackle.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Rice picked a lucky fan from the stands to play QB

Owl King Gill?

1 minute ago, Somnio said:

Why the fuck did I just see a purple shirt with a Longhorn logo?

Yeah mother fuckers wearing black, blue, all sorts of wrong ass colors.

Burnt ends!!!!!!!!

Just now, Hobbes said:

If the only thing we get by joining the SEC is never hearing another broadcast with Emmanuel Acho I will be happy.

Sam Acho

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a fuck how good Rice is. This is turning into one of the most satisfying ass beatings I've seen us hand out in awhile. If some of you can't enjoy this then I feel sorry for you. 

damn straight

Casey looks so fucking chill. Love it. 

Yeah picking Card over Thompson was an interesting choice. Also can't wait to read IT for the lulz

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

When did Kelvontay Dixon start going by "Moochi"?

High School at least, maybe sooner. I remember 9.95ers calling him that when he was being recruited

My wife is pregnant, half asleep, she just rolled over after that Casey Thompson block and yelled "WHY DIDNT WE START HIM BEFORE"

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a fuck how good Rice is. This is turning into one of the most satisfying ass beatings I've seen us hand out in awhile. If some of you can't enjoy this then I feel sorry for you. 

How in the fuck did Arky struggle against them?

Can I have my BE monies redirected to RoJo?

Worthy has had a step several times this season dude should have like 6 tds 

I feel like Karic can’t be worse than Jones and will only get better with experience. I just watched Jones get fuckin blown up by a rice DE like he was a high school OT again. Pathetic 
Move Jones over and bring in Karic. Of that doesn't work, try something else. Flood has the perfect time to try figuring this out and who is a dog that wants to knock the shit out of people
2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the heck was that not PI?

uh, because it would help Texas?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah picking Card over Thompson was an interesting choice. Also can't wait to read IT for the lulz

Casey just looks so natural.

Wiley looks like Frankenstein Paul Wall

1 minute ago, Hobbes said:

If the only thing we get by joining the SEC is never hearing another broadcast with Emmanuel Acho I will be happy.

Not Emmanuel. It's his brother Sam.

1 minute ago, Hobbes said:

If the only thing we get by joining the SEC is never hearing another broadcast with Emmanuel Acho I will be happy.

It's Sam, not Manny 

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