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#351
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

Is that the new term being used for Sugar Babies?  Brazilian?  

#352
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

Don't we have rules here?

#353
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

enhance.... enhance.....

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#354

Annoying teacher at my school emailed me an upside down Hook 'Em.  I responded with a Mountain West conference logo. 

She told me I won.  

#355
5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Annoying teacher at my school emailed me an upside down Hook 'Em.  I responded with a Mountain West conference logo. 

She told me I won.  

Well played, sir!

#356
Can never go wrong with the reverse jinx

You jinxed the reverse jinx by calling out the reverse jinx.

TF is wrong with you?
#357
2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Print a Tortilla Tech Skill Position Depth Chart, tape that fucker to your wall, and throw a dart at it.
 

 

it’s science.

Do they have a small white WR?  If so bet the farm on him. 

#358
I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 
Are we sure Taysom Hill didnt transfer to sand aggy?
#359
33 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Don't we have rules here?

 

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

enhance.... enhance.....

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You are looking in the wrong forum. 

#364
3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

So you shaved your junk and named it?

#365
4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

Texas Longhorns vs. Texas Tech Red Raiders: Full Game Preview & Breakdown

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

#366
On 9/20/2021 at 11:34 AM, gmr548 said:


Cruise control deactivates if you touch the brake, so it’s very much no brakes.

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

#367
1 hour ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

#368
7 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

  Is this you?

#374
11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Satya is envious of this post.  

#375
11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Stuck injectors? or flooded carb?   

#376

Damn. Bama is going for their 100th straight win against unranked opponents. Meanwhile we are going for our second.

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#378
11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

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#379
41 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Anyone else having trouble downloading tickets?

Yeah.  Of course the fact that I didn't pay for any tickets might have something to do with that.

#380
11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Has it occurred to anyone that Sark actually said All Gas and No Breaks in reference to a Taco Bell lunch before an afternoon long meeting?

#386
8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Not a boots or cowboy hat type of guy, and I couldn't/wouldn't even try, but that look is fantastic on O.

don’t worry surly boot mafia will be along to and bitch that they’re not ropers

#387
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

don’t worry surly boot mafia will be along to and bitch that they’re not ropers

No shit... Square versus pointy whatever the fuck seems pretty stupid for anyone from the city or suburbs. 

#392
On 9/24/2021 at 12:09 PM, Johnny Sack said:

Game seems like a toss up to me.  Until I see more from this team they are very suspect given the turd laid in Arkansas.

Well I nailed the shit out of this one. 

#393




I don't particularly care about beating tech, but I care about beating tech as a signal that we've improved from game 2 to game 4 and have a chance to compete with the better teams in conference.


That'll do.

Still some work to do on defense, but if you were looking for clear improvement as a team from game 2 to game 4, not sure you need to see much more to feel optimistic.

Yes, our next two games will be better opponents than tech, but we don't need to win them all by 35.

These coaches are doing work and it's showing up. Now let's just shore up that defense and we'll be rolling.

#394
20 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

This was pretty accurate. 

#395
7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Geez.  Never been besmitten with her, but Danica Patrick looks pretty dang good today. 

I’ve always been a fan. Where would i have seen this today?

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