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Just now, ousux said:

It covers everything I need except LHN, can't think of anything else missing sportwise. The package I have is $65 and includes
SEC
ACC
B1G
ESPN
ESPN2
ESPN news
ESPN U
FS1
FS2
NFL
And then your local ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox and probably something I missed.

65/mo and it includes Disney too?

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18 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sweater goddess this thread reads like arky game week. We are fucking doomed 

FIFY

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5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bandera is blacked out.

Well to watch, Guess Bandera folks driving to...  

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65/mo and it includes Disney too?
Nope, Disney is extra. They have a special deal with Hulu (just movies and pre recorded tv shows) Disney and ESPN+. Of course that doesn't include live tv or any of the channels I listed.

Tech's record over the last 5 seasons (starting 2016 - all losing seasons):

5-7

6-7

5-7

4-8

4-6

Their recruiting rankings (starting 2017):

#49

#72

#62

#48

#74

(Avg. #61)

We better not even let it get close with these fuckers.

 

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Why is that scene where trooper Arcot Ramathorn says “enhance, enchance” funny or worthy of memes? I don’t get it.

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why is that scene where trooper Arcot Ramathorn says “enhance, enchance” funny or worthy of memes? I don’t get it.

trying to see boobs dude

Man the line on this game opened at -11 and is down to -8. That's a lot of action on Tech

Because Texas as a double digit favorite over a power 5 team with any kind of pulse is a joke
48 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Tech's record over the last 5 seasons (starting 2016 - all losing seasons):

5-7

6-7

5-7

4-8

4-6

Their recruiting rankings (starting 2017):

#49

#72

#62

#48

#74

(Avg. #61)

We better not even let it get close with these fuckers.

 

Now run this for Arkansas.

32 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why is that scene where trooper Arcot Ramathorn says “enhance, enchance” funny or worthy of memes? I don’t get it.

In reference to my earlier post with the chick in the sweater. I'm guessing he had issues posting/quoting.

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48 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Now run this for Arkansas.

 

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Our last three games in Lubbock were 7 or 8 point wins. Our last three games in Austin have been two fat ugly Ls and a 25 point win. Honestly, not to sound like mensa, but I will just be happy to win and look like a better team than what we saw in Fayetteville. Rice and ULL mean nothing now that it is conference season.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Now run this for Arkansas.

 

- Record: shit

- Avg. recruiting rank #29.8

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

Why is that scene where trooper Arcot Ramathorn says “enhance, enchance” funny or worthy of memes? I don’t get it.

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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Because Texas as a double digit favorite over a power 5 team with any kind of pulse is a joke

Texas will win by 20+

On 9/19/2021 at 9:53 AM, South Austin said:

Yeah, a night game would be much better for Tech in terms of fan energy. Hard to get liquored up by 11am, but I’ll try my damnedest. 

Idk whether to be offended or challenged. 

This game is hard to predict for me, I’m not sure how good or bad either team is based on the mixed results so far. Texas should definitely win based on talent and home field but I’m not sure I have much trust in them after Arky, we’ll see.

12 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

This game is hard to predict for me, I’m not sure how good or bad either team is based on the mixed results so far. Texas should definitely win based on talent and home field but I’m not sure I have much trust in them after Arky, we’ll see.

We played Arky on the road. We played pretty well against ULL at home. I think we'll play even better than that with Casey under center.

6 hours ago, ousux said:

Non swamp tigah affiliated alternative, includes all levels of football (even CFL/XFL) except high school.

https://fbschedules.com/

excellent, i like that one better.

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Regarding the above that I sent before finishing, I have Sling Orange + Blue with Sports Extra. The early games I see are LSU vs MSU on ESPN, Mizzou vs BC on ESPN2, and Bowling Green vs Minnesota on ESPN3. I’m still not certain which game I’ll get on ABC, so I’m curious what solution Burt may have found. 

I could be wrong but I always thought 11AM ABC is National and 2:30 ABC was periodically Regional, but that may be an outdated way of doing it.

47 minutes ago, Atticus said:

We played Arky on the road. We played pretty well against ULL at home. I think we'll play even better than that with Casey under center.

Narrator: Unfortunately, Casey would play from the shotgun formation.

6 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Narrator: Unfortunately, Casey would play from the shotgun formation.

True, we gotta give him the space he needs to kick the air in front of him

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

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1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

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Very fine points. Much rep.

22 hours ago, El Squared said:

I just hope the staff and the team take this game (and every game) seriously and perform with intensity, but that is likely asking too much. Tech hasn’t shown out their super shitty side, regardless of their opponents, we have, so there’s that.

I just hope this board takes this game seriously and posts with intensity.

Otherwise we’re fucked. 

23 hours ago, El Squared said:

I just hope the staff and the team take this game (and every game) seriously and perform with intensity, but that is likely asking too much. Tech hasn’t shown out their super shitty side, regardless of their opponents, we have, so there’s that.

Tech barely beat SFA at home. They've definitely shown their shitty side. 

Texas isn't good enough to blow off any opponent though. 

Very fine points. Much rep.

The elusive double post/someone else beats you to the punch combo
10 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

FIFY

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MOAR!!!

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I found the Gap kid. Lives in California 

 

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And now roots for Hawaii. 

8 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

f the Sand Aggies.

 

Aggy. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I found the Gap kid. Lives in California 

 

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Looking good Gap Kid. Damn, Dude Hasn’t aged a day. 

8 hours ago, Getafix said:

Tech's record over the last 5 seasons (starting 2016 - all losing seasons):

5-7

6-7

5-7

4-8

4-6

Their recruiting rankings (starting 2017):

#49

#72

#62

#48

#74

(Avg. #61)

We better not even let it get close with these fuckers.

 

2020

4th quarter

FG

10:47

Cameron Dicker 26 Yd Field Goal

12 plays, 64 yards, 4:13

41-42

TD

6:12

T.J. Vasher 18 Yd pass from Alan Bowman (Trey Wolff Kick)

6 plays, 56 yards, 2:13

41-49

TD

3:13

SaRodorick Thompson 75 Yd Run (Trey Wolff Kick)

2 plays, 78 yards, 0:59

41-56

TD

2:39

Brennan Eagles 12 Yd pass from Sam Ehlinger (Cameron Dicker Kick)

4 plays, 59 yards, 0:34

48-56

TD

0:40

Joshua Moore 18 Yd pass from Sam Ehlinger (Sam Ehlinger Pass to Brennan Eagles for Two-Point Conversion)

6 plays, 42 yards, 1:59

56-56

+++

sam saved therm's job for 3 months

the surl was apoplectic

who did tech lose of note?

add in the early start and the first opportunity for big12 fuckery

we should win convincingly

 

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Tech barely beat SFA at home. They've definitely shown their shitty side.

last year tech opened with the houston baptist huskies and won 35-33 at home

1 hour ago, Droopy said:

sand aggies

Aggy

we might need a ruling on this.....

my understanding is that it's "sand aggie" without the 's' at the end, but spelled the way aggy spell aggy....  and like aggy, "sand aggie" is both singular and plural....

and because aggy is never capitalized, "sand aggie" is also never capitalized......

free psa: aggys rhymes with haggis but this should never be an issue because aggy is plural, singular, a noun, a pronoun, a verb, an adverb, an adjective, a perjorative, a declarative and a vulgarity, all with the same spelling, never capitalized.

22 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we might need a ruling on this.....

my understanding is that it's "sand aggie" without the 's' at the end, but spelled the way aggy spell aggy....  and like aggy, "sand aggie" is both singular and plural....

and because aggy is never capitalized, "sand aggie" is also never capitalized......

free psa: aggys rhymes with haggis but this should never be an issue because aggy is plural, singular, a noun, a pronoun, a verb, an adverb, an adjective, a perjorative, a declarative and a vulgarity, all with the same spelling, never capitalized.

I was/am high when I wrote it. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

That score looks about right for us but I’d be surprised if aggy puts up 30 on Arkansas, even though I think they’ll win that game. 

11 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Texas isn't good enough to blow off any opponent though. 

Except for Rice...we probably could have blown them off

aggy offense is putrid and  their defense has not  faced  anyone.

I wonder if we will see any new yet predictable wrinkles to the offense this week (e.g. jet sweeps with Keilan Robinson, targeting the TEs up the middle, QB draws, RB screens, more first down passes, increased wildcat with Roschon etc.). On a similar note, I don't agree with some saying that we lack speed on offense. A package with Casey, Bijan, Keilan, Worthy, Moore, and Whittington is plenty fast.

Expect longer than usual delays around the Capitol building this Saturday morning.  From Lavaca to San Jacinto, from 11th to 15th.  From about 9am-12pm.  should be long cleared out after the game.  Additional security, restricted turns, and some lane closures.  

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Hopefully Keilan's role is expanded a bit from "garbage time RB". He needs to be the RB on the field when we put Bijan in the slot. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hopefully Keilan's role is expanded a bit from "garbage time RB". He needs to be the RB on the field when we put Bijan in the slot. 

He should also be put in the slot some. The dude  needs touches.

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