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43 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Game seems like a toss up to me.  Until I see more from this team they are very suspect given the turd laid in Arkansas.

I'm about to toss you up a warm glass of shut the hell up. 

 

In all seriousness, I don't see us losing this game unless we commit numerous turnovers and/or have coaching buffoonery. 

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I'm about to toss you up a warm glass of shut the hell up. 

Do It! No prisoners.
45 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Game seems like a toss up to me.  Until I see more from this team they are very suspect given the turd laid in Arkansas.

Can never go wrong with the reverse jinx

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I'm about to toss you up a warm glass of shut the hell up. 

 

In all seriousness, I don't see us losing this game unless we commit numerous turnovers and/or have coaching buffoonery. 

I wonder how many times this shit has been stated over a decade.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

In all seriousness, I don't see us losing this game unless we commit numerous turnovers and/or have coaching buffoonery. 

We're Texas.  We're not known for our coaching buffoonery.

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5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I wonder how many times this shit has been stated over a decade.

Our coaches on the sidelines over a decade

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30 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


Do It! No prisoners.

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36 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

In all seriousness, I don't see us losing this game unless we commit numerous turnovers and/or have coaching buffoonery. 

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

His virgin soft lips would never utter such vulgarity.

Your mom says otherwise.

10 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Texas by 30.

I said that for ULaLa too though.

It can be difficult to evolve your thinking when your team is stuck on the merry-go-round of mediocrity.

Unsure how I feel. Last years team was better with shit cosch and needed sams heroics. This team is better staff not better team no sam. 

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Unsure how I feel. Last years team was better with shit cosch and needed sams heroics. This team is better staff not better team no sam

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53 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We're Texas.  Were not known for our coaching buffoonery.

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2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Game seems like a toss up to me.  Until I see more from this team they are very suspect given the turd laid in Arkansas.

No shit, it's 50/50, either we win or we lose

34 minutes ago, Teryor said:

No shit, it's 50/50, either we win or we lose

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I'm not sure if we'll win given we've been incredibly inconsistent, however if we lose the Sarkisian honeymoon period will 100% be over.

There are a lot of reasons you could rationalize the Arkansas loss: perfect environment for them at home for their super bowl, card not playing well in his first true road start, coordinators still tinkering with what we can/can't execute well in our second noncon game, etc.

Lose this game at home to tech after seeing and having time to coach around our obvious deficiencies, and it will become clear we're in for a real rough time in conference this year. It will also cast serious doubt on whether this staff has improved the team over where Herman left us.

I don't particularly care about beating tech, but I care about beating tech as a signal that we've improved from game 2 to game 4 and have a chance to compete with the better teams in conference.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I wonder how many times this shit has been stated over a decade.

claiming battered status is cause for chastisement

people will tell you that you are bad and your feelings are bad and you should feel bad

Texas is gonna tear a new asshole into those raiders to smuggle their tortillas into games with

49 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'm not sure if we'll win given we've been incredibly inconsistent, however if we lose the Sarkisian honeymoon period will 100% be over.

There are a lot of reasons you could rationalize the Arkansas loss: perfect environment for them at home for their super bowl, card not playing well in his first true road start, coordinators still tinkering with what we can/can't execute well in our second noncon game, etc.

Lose this game at home to tech after seeing and having time to coach around our obvious deficiencies, and it will become clear we're in for a real rough time in conference this year. It will also cast serious doubt on whether this staff has improved the team over where Herman left us.

I don't particularly care about beating tech, but I care about beating tech as a signal that we've improved from game 2 to game 4 and have a chance to compete with the better teams in conference.

If we lose to Tech, at Home,  we'll end the season a sub 500 team, recruiting will crater (some more?), Sark's seat will be smoking, Card will transfer, South Austin's mom will close her legs, and our Pet's heads will fall off.  We are winning or Surly will burn to the ground.

6 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

If we lose to Tech, at Home,  we'll end the season a sub 500 team, recruiting will crater (some more?), Sark's seat will be smoking, Card will transfer, South Austin's mom will close her legs, and our Pet's heads will fall off.  We are winning or Surly will burn to the ground.

He’s probably transfer to OU and win the Heisman. 

23 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

He’s probably transfer to OU and win the Heisman. 

Negged and reported 

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South Austin's mom will close her legs

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2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

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This made me week 

24 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

 

Not as big of a deal for Tech since RB SaRodorick "Street-Racer" Thompson returned last week...

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

Don’t you say that Sarge!

36 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

Their punter.

Drinking the Casey Kool-aid right now.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

having time to coach around our obvious deficiencies

How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.  

How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.  
Play calling. Rollouts, screens, misdirections, QB runs, run plays that don't run directly into the worst parts of our line on fourth down...

Basically try anything to help a struggling line...most of which we decided not to do against Arkansas for reasons that I'll never understand.

A weak oline is going to be a challenge no matter what, but you can certainly try to minimize the impact by anticipating they'll struggle with concepts they've shown they can't execute.

Changing out personnel would be high on my list as well, but we've seen the depth chart so my hopes aren't high for that.
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    UT and Texas Tech used to have a 'gentlemens agreement' not to charge each others bands for the cost of seats in the football stadiums. A few years ago UT went back on this agreement and demanded that the band pay for the seats they use.

    Tuck Fexas...

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    frontrowRAIDER said... (original post) UT and Texas Tech used to have a 'gentlemens agreement' not to charge each others bands for the cost of seats in the football stad...

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    Texas is like a topless dancer. Your paying for the drinks, Dances, and she mentions she needs help with her utility bill for the month. You keep paying while following her rules; than all the sudden she is running off to another conference( I mean table) while your left high and dry looking for another conference to play in. 

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    I believe UT is using covid as an excuse not to allow any visiting bands this year.

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    CourtJesterTT said... (original post) I believe UT is using covid as an excuse not to allow any visiting bands this year.

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    But allowing a full stadium otherwise

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

Print a Tortilla Tech Skill Position Depth Chart, tape that fucker to your wall, and throw a dart at it.
 

 

it’s science.

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

I don’t see this as a 50/50 game. I think 70% chance we win, in part because it’s a home game, in part because they might be bigger frauds than we are (or underperform their potential more than we do), and partly because this is such a new team with new coaches and new offensive and defensive schemes that it takes a few games to figure it out. I think/hope that the coaches and players are going to be able to figure out what our identity is, who should be playing and where, how to scheme around our deficiencies, etc etc. 

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Losing to an inferior tech at home would be catastrophic for this season. Sark better understand that.

39 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.  

I believe the technical term is, "Bijan." You Bijan the hell out Tech. On a related note, we're going to kick the crap out of Tech.

39 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.  

One example.  Don't call a complex counter run blocking scheme on a pass play that gets your QB hit and causes an interception.

Tech girls have herpes

And Lubbock is a shithole

The end.  ou sucks.

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I'm about to toss you up a warm glass of shut the hell up. 

 

In all seriousness, I don't see us losing this game unless we commit numerous turnovers and/or have coaching buffoonery. 

 

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2 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

If we lose to Tech, at Home,  we'll end the season a sub 500 team, recruiting will crater (some more?), Sark's seat will be smoking, Card will transfer, South Austin's mom will close her legs, and our Pet's heads will fall off.  We are winning or Surly will burn to the ground.

Stop. This is ridiculous. 

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

*looks for short white slot receiver on depth chart*

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

Your grooming habits are hardly anything I want to know about, but if we win just know you will have to keep it waxed all season.  

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