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How the fuck do you have a roughing the punter on 4th and 20? What an impressively fucking stupid franchise top to bottom; from their owner down to the guy that scans tickets at the stadium. 

our D is an abomination and we force a punt. TAKE THE BALL YOU IDIOT!

Also when they going to take Jaylon off? Every time he’s on Eckler they immediately go to him

It's his 2nd game and Parsons has basically played 4 positions already.  He's definitely a stud.  

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Uh no. That's on HC.

Mike Mediocre?

All I can say is, that was a very Cowboys first half.

A more true statement has never been uttered.

Wow that was so fucking close.

I would have fell over and died had they done it.

I’ll be honest. The fact they’re not tied or down 4 going into half after that shit show is amazing.

The stupid punt call and no call on the 4th down pass would have changed the game a bit.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

 would have fell over and died had they done it.

So Close Nbc 90Th Special GIF by NBC

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we run that in real time 

We can if we can get them to put 4 guys on their own 5 on every play. I’ll make some phone calls. 

We can if we can get them to put 4 guys on their own 5 on every play. I’ll make some phone calls. 

They could have just called the TD play on every play.

Weird, it looks like CBS is using the Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds filter on sideline reporter Tracy Wolfson today.

QB wasn’t even touched on 4th down. Just fell down.

Jealous.

Didn't call any of those holds but got there lineman down field

TO on 1st down 12min left in 3Q.  ridiculous

I dont understand going soft on 3rd and long. They get fucking burned every fucking time. You have to get pressure.

3rd and 15. Can they do it?


Nope.

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.

I mean why does this team continue to do this?

It’s almost unfair we have to watch the cowboys do this shit every week.

Defense and special teams suck or make bone headed plays.

Then Offense has to be perfect.

Oh, shit. Another third and long!

 

EDIT: Double oh, shit--the Cowboys held!!!

Edited by Braff Zacklin

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.

That’s fair. They always fall apart on 3rd and long. It’s just disgusting.

And they need a DB2. Make a trade or something. Jesus.
Just now, Pam Cummings said:

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.


oh it definitely sucks

Oh, shit. Another third and long!

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fucking Smith, that's an easy TD if the ball wasn't 2 yards behind the receiver

I like how Jaylon celebrated like if he did anything at all.

That ball was behind. That’s it.

Why does this defense play off on 3rd and long?!?

Jaylon should never be used in space in any way. Have him blitz or get the fuck off the field.

Watching this game I get the sense Quinn is doing a great job but some of the defensive players just suck and are fucking it up. The San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles are trying to penalized themselves to death and the defense keeps letting them convert third and longs. 

Just now, Drew said:

I like how Jaylon celebrated like if he did anything at all.

That ball was behind. That’s it.

Why does this defense play off on 3rd and long?!?

watching sports today is such a beating because of shit like that, easy fucking td but the ball was behind him and Smith celebrating like he had anything whatsoever to do with the incompletion.

He's not perfect, but one thing the Cowboys brain trust got right is Kellen Moore is a talented play caller.

36 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's his 2nd game and Parsons has basically played 4 positions already.  He's definitely a stud.  

That backup RT is going to need therapy for a while after this game. If Herbert was a mediocre or bad QB Parsons might have 3 sacks. 

Our backup RT has been way better than I could have ever thought possible. 

 

total Cowboys right there.  2nd and 5 at the 25 to out of FG range.  Kellen Moore is an idiot.

And just like that. Offense makes any misstep at all. Sack. Bad okay call. Dropped pass. Penalty and they’re ducked.

That was horrible by Dak. The first one to Lamb was on him too.

Edited by Pam Cummings

fucking Smith, that's an easy TD if the ball wasn't 2 yards behind the receiver
Kearse was there


Edit:. Nevermind he was not there, he would've scored.
total Cowboys right there.  2nd and 5 at the 25 to out of FG range.  Kellen Moore is an idiot.

Execution matters too.

Sorry the offense was running smooth then hit a speed bump. You expect 10 yards on every play or what?

Unfortunately if the offense doesn’t score this team will lose.

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