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He's definitely better than Lamar.

I was telling my friends…there’s no point in going for the sack. Just contain the guy and be where he’d go if you were going for the sack.
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  • I will bet nekkid pics of myself if we do not see Sam on the field in the next three weeks. A bet is a bet. Will put in the proper forum. 

  • Not sure if that is an enticement or a threat, but I am intrigued.

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6 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Better than nothing U

or

Better than blow U 

 

UT has this. We got the only Aussie that can trick kick. If I have to say negative things about Herman...(one might be) that he wouldn't ever call Michael Dickson by name. 

One pick to rule them all.

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

One pick to rule them all.

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Yep. Denver allowed Seattle to trade up for Dickson and horse teeth laughed and laughed. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If I have to say negative things about Herman...(one might be) that he wouldn't ever call Michael Dickson by name. 

That's the only negative you'd say about Herman?

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

UT has this. We got the only Aussie that can trick kick. If I have to say negative things about Herman...(one might be) that he wouldn't ever call Michael Dickson by name. 

That no look in the eye bullshit had me against Herman from the start. I fucking hated coaches like that. I know it's quaint, but this is college and you are supposed to be a fucking educator / mentor, job one. 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That's the only negative you'd say about Herman?

The list is so long, he'll exhaust himself by saying everything. 

So @Nicole44 how did you like your first Red Zone Sunday?

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

That no look in the eye bullshit had me against Herman from the start. I fucking hated coaches like that. I know it's quaint, but this is college and you are supposed to be a fucking educator / mentor, job one. 

That and comparing our players to Lenny in Mice and Men bullshit. 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

So @Nicole44 how did you like your first Red Zone Sunday?

The afternoon stuff is slow...but the early game stuff is supercool. I got frustrated earlier but then realized I am an idiot. 

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

So @Nicole44 how did you like your first Red Zone Sunday?

How are people just now getting in to Red Zone?

If Dallas can't win this game they will never win the NFC

1 minute ago, Deej said:

How are people just now getting in to Red Zone?

Direct TV. :)

Just now, Nicole44 said:

The afternoon stuff is slow...but the early game stuff is supercool. I got frustrated earlier but then realized I am an idiot. 

The early games move fast. Imagine having bets on 3 or 4 of them.

Just now, Deej said:

How are people just now getting in to Red Zone?

DirecTV is being generous and giving it away to lots of viewers.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

If Dallas can't win this game they will never win the NFC

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Direct TV. :)

Damn. Sorry. It is the only thing that makes the NFL great. We need a college football version. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

We need a college football version. 

Doesn't ESPN have some version of it ppv?

36 minutes ago, RPM said:

Even George Blanda is impressed.

When TB starts kicking game winning FGs and play QB like Blanda could, then we'll suck his dick. 

PICK!

Just now, Underdog said:

When TB starts kicking game winning FGs and play QB like Blanda could, then we'll suck his dick. 

"Wait...there's requirements for dick sucking?" -aggy.

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

How are people just now getting in to Red Zone?

Thanks, this thread just made me look into it - HULU + Live streams it for 10 bucks a month, one week free trial. Shityeah

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Huge pick for Dallas.

 

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1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

Thanks, this thread just made me look into it - HULU + Live streams it for 10 bucks a month, one week free trial. Shityeah

I pay 5 bucks extra a month to stream through Spectrum. 

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

Thanks, this thread just made me look into it - HULU + Live streams it for 10 bucks a month, one week free trial. Shityeah

There are 2 Red Zone channels. DirectTV and NFL Network. They are 2 different feeds with different hosts, but basically the same coverage.

No one will remember but in Derek Carr's 3rd year he was up for MVP and broke his leg in a game. He is playing on that level now. IMO. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No one will remember but in Derek Carr's 3rd year he was up for MVP and broke his leg in a game. He is playing on that level now. IMO. 

I'm telling Sam you are giving love to Carr. 

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

I pay 5 bucks extra a month to stream through Spectrum. 

Go on... 

Tom Fucking Brady. I can't hate at this point. He's awesome. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm telling Sam you are giving love to Carr. 

This makes no sense. We need dog photos of awesome. Who the fuck are the announcers in the Vikes v Cards game? 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Go on... 

$45 a month to steam basic package (125 channels). 5 bucks more for the sports package. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Tom Fucking Brady. I can't hate at this point. He's awesome. 

I'm at that point with Russell Wilson. He just gets better with age.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Tom Fucking Brady. I can't hate at this point. He's awesome. 

 

Meh, he is too old and only has 5 TD’s

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Who the fuck are the announcers in the Vikes v Cards game? 

Tier 3 spares.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

This makes no sense. We need dog photos of awesome. Who the fuck are the announcers in the Vikes v Cards game? 

 

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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 

Meh, he is too old and only has 5 TD’s

Can't run the RPO for shit.

Just now, RPM said:

Can't run the RPO for shit.

Fucking midget magician. 

Derrik Henry is a fucking BEAST!

Just now, RPM said:

Derrik Henry is a fucking BEAST!

Damn he is underpaid. Hey Zeke...

Taunting is such a shit call. I get it. You aren't allowed to do it. This is like Nascar with humans just wearing pads. If they want to taunt who the fuck cares? 

Does the NFL realize how stupid and hypocritical they are with this taunting bullshit they’re calling this year. They allow players to do touchdown celebrations and preen and do group celebrations but penalize taunting. Give me a break No Fun League

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


He’s so good his prayers are even on the button

I didn't realize when Sam's brother passed away he was one of the first people to call him. He's a good kid. 

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