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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Taunting is such a shit call. I get it. You aren't allowed to do it. This is like Nascar with humans just wearing pads. If they want to taunt who the fuck cares? 

You want to keep it from devolving into full combat. The field is like a courtroom, rules have to be obeyed and decorum observed. Are you not entertained?

Zeke isn't the highest paid running back for nothing!

Matt Ryan is ass, my dude.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

You want to keep it from devolving into full combat. The field is like a courtroom, rules have to be obeyed and decorum observed. Are you not entertained?

Ok so when I was on my honeymoon, Dallas was playing and Zeke jumped into the Salvation Army bucket. They were fined for that or he was. And it helped the charity. One of my favorite players is Mark Schelerth (prolly misspelled) but he would research every guy he was lined up against. Find out what they liked and watched or read and would then yell out at them, "you know the ....stuff you read/watched well I read/watched it too" he would spoil the ending. The taunting call was fuck shit stupid. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Matt Ryan is ass, my dude.

He is close to Manning Superbowl ass. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ok so when I was on my honeymoon, Dallas was playing and Zeke jumped into the Salvation Army bucket.

That marriage was shorter than mine. Damn. Sorry 

Just now, Deej said:

That marriage was shorter than mine. Damn. Sorry 

I still love my ex. He posts here. I feel like I fucked that up for him. He's a great guy and all that. Fuck Cooper hurt. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

He's a great guy and all that. Fuck Cooper hurt. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

One of my favorite players is Mark Schelerth (prolly misspelled) but he would research every guy he was lined up against. Find out what they liked and watched or read and would then yell out at them, "you know the ....stuff you read/watched well I read/watched it too" he would spoil the ending. The taunting call was fuck shit stupid. 

It's OG football. "But we are better than that now." 

 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

That marriage was shorter than mine. Damn. Sorry 

Knew a girl who pretty much realized her mistake just after their honeymoon, believe it lasted only 6 months or less. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ok so when I was on my honeymoon, Dallas was playing and Zeke jumped into the Salvation Army bucket. 

 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

That marriage was shorter than mine. Damn. Sorry 

Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh you kids...

Just now, Underdog said:

Knew a girl who pretty much realized her mistake just after their honeymoon, believe it lasted only 6 months or less. 

That girl became Mrs. Underdog.

 

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2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Vikes will win. 

Ha

Just now, ztejas said:

Walk it off Cowboys.

That's a sweet win. Not a win against Brady but still. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

That girl became Mrs. Underdog.

 

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Kinda, sorta wished.  She was a bank teller, complete smoke.  But Polly and I were already hitched. 

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He was short

What does Kyler Murray have to do with this?

Henry over 200 all-purpose yards with 3 TD, he's an ent.

Kinda dumb for Tennessee to not take the 10 second run off and still have two time outs left on first down at the 1.

derrick henry is a fucking beast.  i'd have gone for 2 and given it to him again.

Kinda dumb for Tennessee to not take the 10 second run off and still have two time outs left on first down at the 1.
Yeah!

why in the hell did Tennessee just kick a PAT there? i can't think of a single team in the league that's better equipped to run a two-point play than Tennessee and they kick it there (and nearly miss). your running back is an NBA power forward, your QB can really run, and just the threat of Henry alone will open up the field for your pass catchers. what a cowardly decision.

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Derrick Henry barely looks like a human being. It's like he's a part of some ancient, giant race of men. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Derrick Henry barely looks like a human being. It's like he's a part of some ancient, giant race of men. 

Now. Imagine Tom Brady with Henry on the same team 

Wilson’s got this.
Almost safetied himself right out of it.
Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, Russ tried to royally fuck that up. 

That was a safety.

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