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Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent

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Catch-21

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4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

The cops have no choice, they have to investigate the nature reserve.  Imagine the optics if they take the John Walsh approach and call bs on the reserve story and don't go there, only to find out later he's been there the whole time.  Law enforcement has to follow and exhaust that lead or it would be devastating to find out later he was there.  I know it gives that shit head a head start, but you have at least take the parents on their word, as terrible as that sounds.  My problem with the matter is why he wasn't at least tracked from day 1, like put a cop outside the house non-stop until Wyoming officials have at least had time to do their job, which they did with help from the Vlogger.

I would love to see the rationale for that budget item. "yes, let's allocate cost for around the clock surveillance and harassment of a citizen who maybe, possibly, committed a crime in a different state".

Any police chief/sheriff who approves that should be fired immediately. 

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That is not a Catch-22 situation.  A Catch-22 situation is an impossible situation because you cannot do one thing until you do another thing, but you cannot do the second thing until you do the first thing. 

jesus, yall fight about anything. let's turn to heller, who fucking invented the term:

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“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”

 

17 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Catch-21

 

You go straight to the depths of hell for posting this you dirty dirty dirty son of a bitch!!!!!

(didn’t quote picture to prevent suicide on a Friday afternoon)

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2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

You go straight to the depths of hell for posting this you dirty dirty dirty son of a bitch!!!!!

(didn’t quote picture to prevent suicide on a Friday afternoon)

Didn't bother me. Casey and Sark gonna fuck them up tomorrow. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Didn't bother me. Casey and Sark gonna fuck them up tomorrow. 

Good for you. I still want to dig my eyes out with a claw hammer and soup ladle when I see this.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Catch-21

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The day before the Tech game?  Eat a big fat dick.

To Yossarian, the idea of pennants as prizes was absurd. No money went with them, no class privileges. Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.

So the latest is that some lady in Toronto sees this guy coming out of a hotel, appearing "flustered."

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1) Uh, yeah, no, not even close (did someone MSPaint that beard on, because it looks fake as hell).
2) Yeah I know she probably had to stealth-snap, but holy shit, why can't people take a simple picture without it looking like it was run through a Bigfoot filter 23x?

The search continues... maybe inside YOUR house!  Did you ever consider that???!?!?!

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17 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

So the latest is that some lady in Toronto sees this guy coming out of a hotel, appearing "flustered."

Brian-Laundrie-left-home-without-phone-a
 

1) Uh, yeah, no, not even close (did someone MSPaint that beard on, because it looks fake as hell).
2) Yeah I know she probably had to stealth-snap, but holy shit, why can't people take a simple picture without it looking like it was run through a Bigfoot filter 23x?

The search continues... maybe inside YOUR house!  Did you ever consider that???!?!?!

are you talking about the mask aka chin diaper?

19 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

are you talking about the mask aka chin diaper?

Yeah on second thought, looks like one of those Canadian "no need to wear over your face" miracle masks.  Just having it on protects you.  But only in Canada.

That's a mask as far as I can tell, lol.  Or maybe not.  Or maybe  Or punt.

Too bad the woman photo-shooter has Parkinson's or it might be more apparent.  

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2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I would love to see the rationale for that budget item. "yes, let's allocate cost for around the clock surveillance and harassment of a citizen who maybe, possibly, committed a crime in a different state".

Any police chief/sheriff who approves that should be fired immediately. 

Well you got what you wanted, saved a few bucks but a killer is walking free, nice work Herm, you remind me of another Herm we had around here.

Man I'd hate to be a skinny bald white guy with a beard right now, especially if there are any millennial aged blonds around.

Probably could get away with wearing some extravagant whole face mask right now to conceal his identity and no one would give it a second thought.
 

 

 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

These are worse than Owen Wilson sightings.

Or Flight information for our next head coach. 

I like how the internet is now trying to make him out to be some kind of bug-eating survivalist...they'll find him dying of exposure in a couple weeks.

I think that pic looks very similar to him with his mask pulled down on his chin.  I think it's a lead worth investigating.

The only dude as infamous as this who was able to elude the cops for a long ass time was Eric Rudolph, the Atlanta Olympics bomber. He was able to do it because he was: 

 

A) a bug eating survivalist

B) on his home turf, and I don't know if some of y'all know how huge and isolated those southeastern forests can get.

C) had a lot of support from the home folks. 

Laundrie boy has none of these factors in his favor. He is either dead or will be caught by Monday. 

 

28 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The only dude as infamous as this who was able to elude the cops for a long ass time was Eric Rudolph, the Atlanta Olympics bomber. He was able to do it because he was: 

 

A) a bug eating survivalist

B) on his home turf, and I don't know if some of y'all know how huge and isolated those southeastern forests can get.

C) had a lot of support from the home folks. 

Laundrie boy has none of these factors in his favor. He is either dead or will be caught by Monday. 

 

Dude just rolled off a 5 month road trip in a small van with an OCD chick...I'd say he's got some survival skills. 

 

I'm not making light of the situation.....oh wait, I guess I am.

 

This is going to make a great Dateline

25 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This is going to make a great Dateline

American Crime Story: Dirty Laundrie

6 hours ago, RPM said:

American Crime Story: Dirty Laundrie

Dirty John was a good one, complete with a walking Dead technique to save the day.

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13 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Probably could get away with wearing some extravagant whole face mask right now to conceal his identity and no one would give it a second thought.

Amazon.com: Real Leather Bondage Hood/Gimp Mask with Blindfold & Locking  Mouth Zip : Health & Household

7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Or his parents or somebody are paying for him to lay low in Cambodia or some shit. 


The Asia pacific countries aren’t a good spot to run anymore if you’re an American fugitive save for Vietnam

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


The Asia pacific countries aren’t a good spot to run anymore if you’re an American fugitive save for Vietnam

might be my plan...go there and shoot heroin until i od'd.

28 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

might be my plan...go there and shoot heroin until i od'd.

Not a bad plan. Still, should head for Alaska so you can do it underneath the aurora 

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Gabby Petito's best friend Rose Davis says Brian Laundrie can survive out in the wilderness because he has done it before. Davis told People in an interview that Laundrie, who is a person of interest in his fiancée Petito's death, once stayed in the Appalachian mountains by himself "for months."

"He is out in the wilderness, I promise you," Davis, 21, told People. "He's out there. He is. If he's alive, he's out there, camping out ... He lived in the Appalachians by himself for months."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gabby-petitos-best-friend-says-105706595.html

11 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Dude just rolled off a 5 month road trip in a small van with an OCD chick...I'd say he's got some survival skills. 

 

I'm not making light of the situation.....oh wait, I guess I am.

 

So you’re saying that while she may not have dodged a bullet, he did?

11 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Dude just rolled off a 5 month road trip in a small van with an OCD chick...I'd say he's got some survival skills. 

 

I'm not making light of the situation.....oh wait, I guess I am.

 

Too bad she didn’t 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I mean this guys either dead inside of a gator or joined the taliban by now right?

Baylor walk-on QB.

Doug the Bounty Hunter gets way less publicity than Dog the Bounty Hunter. 

Was she clinically diagnosed as OCD or was she just exaggerating as people often do?

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Was she clinically diagnosed as OCD or was she just exaggerating as everyone on Facebook does?

Fify. 

I saw a movie one time where this chick was lost in the woods, and this Sasquatch cat finds and ends up fucking the ever-living shit out of her. Not sure if he killed her. I'm thinking they probably lived happily ever after the way she was enjoying the fucking he was giving her.
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9 hours ago, futureman said:

well this thread has slowed down.

We'll be back when we're done watching the movie. 

It’s a damn shame that we’ve pretty much forgotten about #JusticeForGabby already.  I for one will not rest until... One sec, there’s a new post in the “Pictures that make you LOL” thread.  Brb...

41 minutes ago, Goredho said:

It’s a damn shame that we’ve pretty much forgotten about #JusticeForGabby already.  I for one will not rest until... One sec, there’s a new post in the “Pictures that make you LOL” thread.  Brb...

what if joseph kony kidnapped gabby petito?

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