October 15, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Yeah the only way that would be the case is if Dad is a prepper or something and had that thing built years ago in secret. I still want to know what the fuck was in that video though. Maybe they have a pet mole in the garden. I think one of the twitter comments about it was correct. That person considered it was likely a root. When I'm chopping out an old plant, I'll get stuff like that and because of the stumpy pieces that hang off of it, it can resemble a hand. If she moved it out of the way and it fell over, it would seem to be moving due to the video quality.
October 16, 20214 yr Is anyone searching for the top five buttons that are missing on all of Dog the Bounty Hunter's shirts?
October 16, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Chooky said: Is anyone searching for the top five buttons that are missing on all of Dog the Bounty Hunter's shirts? They just pop off the boys medium shirts when you have the height of a 10 year old and the chest size of a grown man.
October 16, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Deej said: They just pop off the boys medium shirts when you have the height of a 10 year old and the chest size of a grown man. You gotta style that way in case you are arrested. Mug shots are fucking important!
October 16, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said: Maybe they could get some guys on horses, find a tree, and get a rope. He’s bald, not black.
October 16, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: He’s bald, not black. Exactly, look up lynch mobs in the Wild West…
October 18, 20214 yr Dayum! Not a good time to look like Dirty Laundrie. This poor guy had US Marshals show up at his hotel room in NC. They told him to shave his facial hair once they figured out he wasn’t Dirty. lots of alleged sightings near the Appalachian trail I guess. Still. https://www.tmz.com/2021/10/18/brian-laundrie-lookalike-federal-agents-false-alarm/
October 18, 20214 yr Lol that just shows you that the cops/feds have no fucking clue where he is. None.
October 18, 20214 yr Between this and the Matt Gaetz federal indictment, patient bear is getting his patience tested.
October 18, 20214 yr Dude has definitely beaten the odds. Even if he’s dead, you gotta respect that he hasn’t been found yet. Hope they get his ass soon. My current hypothesis: they got into an argument (as they frequently did), she went crazy on him (again), he lost control and choked the everloving shit out of that annoying ass bitch, realized he killed her (oops), freaked out and took off, came home and convinced his family that it was self defense and also convinced them that there was no way anyone would believe it, so they helped him gtfo. He is probably in the wilderness somewhere but as time passes I think it’s more and more possible the bastard might’ve actually made it to another country (Cuba? Mexico? Haiti? DR?) and carving out a new life.
October 18, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said: Dude has definitely beaten the odds. Even if he’s dead, you gotta respect that he hasn’t been found yet. Hope they get his ass soon. My current hypothesis: they got into an argument (as they frequently did), she went crazy on him (again), he lost control and choked the everloving shit out of that annoying ass bitch, realized he killed her (oops), freaked out and took off, came home and convinced his family that it was self defense and also convinced them that there was no way anyone would believe it, so they helped him gtfo. He is probably in the wilderness somewhere but as time passes I think it’s more and more possible the bastard might’ve actually made it to another country (Cuba? Mexico? Haiti? DR?) and carving out a new life. If you gave me something like 20/1 odds I would put some money on Cuba.
October 18, 20214 yr If he made it to Cuba it would have to have been via boat right? Did he steal this boat? Does his family have a boat that's unaccounted for? I would like to think that investigators have checked things like this but honestly the average Surly poster has a good 30 IQ points on an average detective.
October 18, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: If he made it to Cuba it would have to have been via boat right? Did he steal this boat? Does his family have a boat that's unaccounted for? I would like to think that investigators have checked things like this but honestly the average Surly poster has a good 30 IQ points on an average detective. Doesn’t everyone in South Florida have a boat? Get his ass down to Miami via car and hitch a ride with some drug runners? It’s as plausible as him surviving for over a month in the swamp. Also, my knowledge of South Florida is pretty much limited to watching Miami Vice and Bad Boys.
October 18, 20214 yr I think fleeing the country is more likely than hiding out in the wilderness. I don't think his parents/family left Florida, so that would rule out the Appalachian Trail. Driving to Texas and crossing into Mexico seems plausible. More plausible than taking a boat from Florida to Cuba. 90 miles sounds easy, but we're talking open ocean. He'd need a pretty serious boat to make the journey safely.
October 18, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: I think fleeing the country is more likely than hiding out in the wilderness. I don't think his parents/family left Florida, so that would rule out the Appalachian Trail. Driving to Texas and crossing into Mexico seems plausible. More plausible than taking a boat from Florida to Cuba. 90 miles sounds easy, but we're talking open ocean. He'd need a pretty serious boat to make the journey safely. People go from so Fl to Bimini on jet skis all the time. Now granted they usually have a flotilla of CC (at least my buddies did) for fuel, but 90 miles is more than doable on a 21’ cc or bigger ski. Edited October 18, 20214 yr by jdhorn92
October 18, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said: People go from so Fl to Bimini on jet skis all the time. It's 57 miles one way from Miami to Bimini. That is a very hairy trip to make on a jet ski. Edited October 18, 20214 yr by billfromlaketravis
October 18, 20214 yr Waiting for the Marshals/FEDS to ambush this guy next. Now he’s driving a Subaru. (Which makes for a perfect getaway vehicle for this turd.) I can’t find the tweet I wanted where this guy that kinda looks like Dirty but he had an orange tshirt made that he wears when he goes hiking that says, “I am not Brian Laundrie!” Geez…
October 18, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Waiting for the Marshals/FEDS to ambush this guy next. Now he’s driving a Subaru. (Which makes for a perfect getaway vehicle for this turd.) I can’t find the tweet I wanted where this guy that kinda looks like Dirty but he had an orange tshirt made that he wears when he goes hiking that says, “I am not Brian Laundrie!” Geez… That's exactly the kind of thing Brian Laundrie would do
October 18, 20214 yr On 10/15/2021 at 7:51 PM, Nicole44 said: You gotta style that way in case you are arrested. Mug shots are fucking important! Man, Toby Keith is really looking rough these days.
October 18, 20214 yr On 10/16/2021 at 8:40 AM, williemackgarza said: The dogs from pampa? Ahhh, makes more sense Isn’t Chad Briscoe from Pampa? Have we ever seen them together?
October 18, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said: It's 57 miles one way from Miami to Bimini. That is a very hairy trip to make on a jet ski. I know right. On my buddies trip, the jet skier was wearing full on ski (snow) helmet and goggles and had a larger boat on the trip for breaks, gas, food and water. 90 miles to Cuba on one would be another thing altogether, but it is doable.
October 18, 20214 yr Who wore it better? DB Cooper or Bald Brian Laundrie? And by "it" I mean "obviously died and body will never be found but pragmatism and occam's razor will be lost to mythology and conspiracy eternal, because it's fun and women have a chromosome that addicts them to true crime, it seems". Edited October 18, 20214 yr by DonkeyCigars
October 18, 20214 yr non-black folks: all black men look the same. everyone: all skinny, bald, goatee white men look the same.
October 18, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: I think fleeing the country is more likely than hiding out in the wilderness. I don't think his parents/family left Florida, so that would rule out the Appalachian Trail. Driving to Texas and crossing into Mexico seems plausible. More plausible than taking a boat from Florida to Cuba. 90 miles sounds easy, but we're talking open ocean. He'd need a pretty serious boat to make the journey safely. Cubans sail north in this. Maybe he went to Haiti and the next earthquake will get him
October 18, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: It's 57 miles one way from Miami to Bimini. That is a very hairy trip to make on a jet ski. This.
October 18, 20214 yr Reminds me of a great George Steinbrenner quote, "....you know that El Duque is one tough SOB, he floated over from Cuba, 90 miles on a '57 Chevy.....I've done it in a 57' yacht and it was hell".
October 18, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: It's 57 miles one way from Miami to Bimini. That is a very hairy trip to make on a jet ski. I think you probably get a little more risk tolerant when the alternative is life in PMITA prison.
October 19, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Cubans sail north in this. Maybe he went to Haiti and the next earthquake will get him
October 20, 20214 yr Some personal items were apparently found on a trail in Florida. Edited October 20, 20214 yr by conVINCEd
October 20, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Some personal items were apparently found on a trail in Florida. I love a good red herring.
October 20, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Some personal items were apparently found on a trail in Florida. I have no faith in law enforcement handling this case, because that looks nothing like Florida.
October 20, 20214 yr I think that's his phone background. Apparently we are screenshotting headlines instead of just posting links now.
October 20, 20214 yr https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/20/us/brian-laundrie-update-gabby-petito/index.html Here we go!
October 20, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: I think that's his phone background. Apparently we are screenshotting headlines instead of just posting links now.
October 20, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: I think that's his phone background. Apparently we are screenshotting headlines instead of just posting links now. This is correct. I’m lazy. Edited October 20, 20214 yr by conVINCEd
October 20, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/20/us/brian-laundrie-update-gabby-petito/index.html Quote Laundrie's parents, Chris and Roberta Laundrie, informed the FBI and the North Port Police Department Tuesday night that they intended to come to the park on Wednesday morning to search for him, family attorney Steven Bertolino said. Law enforcement met them there Wednesday morning, he said. After a "brief search" off a trail Laundrie frequented, the family and law enforcement found "some articles" belonging to him, Bertolino said. He would not give any further information on what or how many items were found. "brief search" yeah right. Edited October 20, 20214 yr by hornbri
October 20, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, hornbri said: "brief search" yeah right. They’re looking for his underwear
October 20, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, hornbri said: "brief search" yeah right. Baldo done shit his draws?
October 20, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, TexasToast said: The parents could have staged this with his help. Sounds amazingly coincidental that the "brief search" was so successful so quickly. Almost like they knew what they were looking for and where. These people suck. I hope their lives go down the toilet along with their son.
October 20, 20214 yr #BREAKING A senior law enforcement officials tells @NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC what appears to be partial human remains have been found in the Carlton Reserve in an area previously underwater. The remains were found near a backpack consistent with items Brian Laundrie may have had
October 20, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, ABSR said: Sounds amazingly coincidental that the "brief search" was so successful so quickly. Almost like they knew what they were looking for and where. These people suck. I hope their lives go down the toilet along with their son. Your lack of faith in honesty, and humanity is disturbingly accurate.
October 20, 20214 yr And now we pick up with the story line from Fletch.......Thank you for the idea Mr. Stanwyk. While this plays out I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.
October 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Sandman said: #BREAKING A senior law enforcement officials tells @NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC what appears to be partial human remains have been found in the Carlton Reserve in an area previously underwater. The remains were found near a backpack consistent with items Brian Laundrie may have had Boooooo
October 20, 20214 yr Well he’s dead I guess. Maybe the protests outside his parents’ house will go away? This would have been a tough case to prosecute. I still can’t believe his parents waited four days to report him missing…wtf? I guess they either didn’t care or didn’t think he might die/off himself or they’d rather it be this outcome than be arrested or in jail?
October 20, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Well he’s dead I guess. Maybe the protests outside his parents’ house will go away? This would have been a tough case to prosecute. I still can’t believe his parents waited four days to report him missing…wtf? I guess they either didn’t care or didn’t think he might die/off himself or they’d rather it be this outcome than be arrested or in jail? He wasn't "missing" to them
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