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Then I saw a beast coming up out of the sea, having ten horns and seven heads

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Same for Red Bull.  You know what else is red and has horns?  Oh, I don’t know.  Could it be.... Satan?

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God damn, apparently this video is four years old. I guess I'm doing Satan's work sharing this now.

That video was posted on may 11, 2018. 5112018. You know what 5112018 divided by 7675.7027 is? That's right, 666.

You'd think Satan could create a drink that would taste kickass instead of tasting like sewer runoff.

The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.

 

The virgins are all trimming their wicks.

 

Goddamn it, this one and the George Washington song are two of my favorite internet “things” ever. Never gets old.

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