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Hannah Waddingham wins Best Supporting for Ted Lasso!

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Brett Goldstein Ted Lasso! FUCK YEAH!

He's here

He's there

He's everyfuckingwhere!

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Roy Kent wins best supporting actor

Best supporting CGI actor. 

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If it doesn't, it's criminal. They broke ground.

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Roy Kent wins best supporting actor

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4 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

My wife looks like Kate Winslet. They could be sisters.

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You know the rules...

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3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

My wife looks like Kate Winslet. They could be sisters.

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That reminds me....I need to get Apple TV and watch Ted Lasso.

i'm in an airport, i see Kate mentioned...is Murder Durder up for everything limited-series wise?

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5 minutes ago, Tom said:

That reminds me....I need to get Apple TV and watch Ted Lasso.

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There's a Solar system out there.

I would have given Supporting Actress to the chick from Hacks. Love Ted Lasso but she was fantastic. And if you haven't seen Hacks on HBO, start it tonight.

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23 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Man, Cedric the Entertainer sucks!

This.

The Crown and Ted Lasso cleaning up. American critics love British shows. 
 

Also pretty funny that CBS is using actors from their dog shit shows to present every award. 

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I was manning the grill when this thing started.  The GF yells at me "Gil, come here, you gotta see Rebecca's tits. They're squished together like you like".  

She's not wrong. 

Lorne Michaels is why SNL sucks. Dude is a fucking corpse. 

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19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I won’t watch her dumb ass flight attendant show, but Kaley Cuoco can get it. 

It's worth a watch.

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Yeah!

The bits have been terrible but the No Emmy Support group was decent (thanks Jason Alexander).

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I’ve been meaning to get on Hacks. Definitely will now. 

That non-Emmy winners support group sketch was hysterical. 

I’m going to avoid saying what was really in my head, but blondie Paralympic gold medalist can get it. 

Just now, LonghornSean said:

The bits have been terrible but the Emmy Support one was decent (thanks Jason Alexander).

Savage saved the whole bit.   Jason Alexander kills everything he touches.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Savage saved the whole bit.   Jason Alexander kills everything he touches.

 

I’ve been meaning to get on Hacks. Definitely will now. 
That non-Emmy winners support group sketch was hysterical. 

Yeah, that was funny. I love me some Zooey D.

Lucia Aniello, the director who won for Hacks, has gargantuan tits.

What is it with long-winded acceptance speeches from The Queen’s Gambit gang?

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Also pretty funny that CBS is using actors from their dog shit shows to present every award. 

is this your first award show?

What a turd of a production.  Not a wet turd that slides on out, but a dry turd.  A turd that scrapes it's way out, maybe a little blood.

Good to see Ted Lasso win big. Season One was phenomenal and very deserving of the praise. 

Small note, but I know her so gonna give a shoutout:  The Last Week Tonight writer who dedicated their acceptance speech to Adam Driver (and has gone semi-viral) was Chrissy Shackelford, a Texas Ex. 🤘

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45 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Small note, but I know her so gonna give a shoutout:  The Last Week Tonight writer who dedicated their acceptance speech to Adam Driver (and has gone semi-viral) was Chrissy Shackelford, a Texas Ex. 🤘

I know her.  Or knew her, when we overlapped at UT. 

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