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#254

Why do the announcers and Game Day keep slurping up the Aggy D-line?  They suck ass.  They've played no one and Colorado ran all over them before getting -19 yards against Minnesota.

#256

Cowpie completes a pass near 30%, when under pressure, for A&M

If they don't give him more protection, he may cry

#258
Just now, bad_teammate said:

I like how chippy this game is

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Refs letting a lot of aggy cuntiness go 

#259
Just now, ousux said:

Can piggy keep this up and cap off a perfect day?

If they do, that'll make two things that make me feel slightly less awful about our loss to Arky.

#260
Surrender cobra lady can have my baby batter
Her body would reject it

aggy women are genetically engineered to only accept the finest jizz jar blend.
#262
1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Aggy is getting wrecked on the line. I said it last week: Maybe Arkansas has some fucking beef in the trenches.

It think it is more of them having to defend Spiller only. Any defense will look good when they can ignore the QB.

#264
Just now, nineliveslost said:

anyone want to provide some aggy texag misery screen shots?

Shush. Lots of time left in the game. Assuming this game keeps up the way it is, there will be buckets of the stuff.

#265
Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Why do the announcers and Game Day keep slurping up the Aggy D-line?  They suck ass.  They've played no one and Colorado ran all over them before getting -19 yards against Minnesota.

I’d keep our D-line over aggy. Just standard SEC slabbing from the announcers.

#268
Just now, AeroHorn said:

It think it is more of them having to defend Spiller only. Any defense will look good when they can ignore the QB.

It's basically what they did to us and Bijan.

Fuckers.

#269
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arky NG is pretty good.  I see why we offered him.

He passed on playing for Herman, I assume?

#270
Just now, Rimbo said:

Shush. Lots of time left in the game. Assuming this game keeps up the way it is, there will be buckets of the stuff.

I can only stay erect for so long !!!😁

#272
1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arky NG is pretty good.  I see why we offered him.

He’s paired up against an aggy freshman center as well. He should be going off on him throughout the game, hopefully.

#273
5 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Is that fuckin ivanka trump top middle??

[Patrick] Is that Ivanna Trump? What would Ivanna Trump being doing at Texarkana, Patrick… I mean Marcus”  [Bateman] 

#274
Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

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"Our OL can't block 3 DL" FUCK WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE

fuckity fuck

#275
2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Can piggy keep this up and cap off a perfect day?

Almost no chance of a perfect day. West Virginia will need a miracle.  

#276
Just now, nineliveslost said:

I can only stay erect for so long !!!😁

man, you gotta pace yourself. edge it out.

#278
2 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

It think it is more of them having to defend Spiller only. Any defense will look good when they can ignore the QB.

Just like they ignored Card and teed off on Bijan.

#279
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Those Geico commercials about becoming your parents fucking cut deep man.

I’m planning a stock tank pool/ deck remodel around the bye week

#280
3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

anyone want to provide some aggy texag misery screen shots?

Some aggy is downvoting every negative post about a&m...

#281
1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Almost no chance of a perfect day. West Virginia will need a miracle.  

Disagree. I think they can do it. 

#285
4 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

anyone want to provide some aggy texag misery screen shots?

secrant will be amusing 

#291
Starter is out for the season, moose out front shoulda told you

Thanks. I pay zero attention to aggy.
#296

I may have to stop watching this. I'm having PTSD flashbacons.

I mean flashbacks.

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