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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


This may be the year the SEC doesn’t protect aggy and makes them to play us in a bowl game because of their ill fated sabotage attempt on us joining the conference.

it's too early to talk about shit like this but if it did come to pass, the league power structure is certainly pissed at aggy fucking up the timeline which was likely accelerated by weeks

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Does Aggy still need welcoming to the SEC?

from Texags:  "It's not a meltdown when we lose to Arkansas the first time in ten years and are no longer in contention for the single purpose of the program" What the fuck?  The "single purpose of the program" is to lick 'Bama taint.  They will still do that more than any other team in America. 

2 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

Their win streak (and top-5 ranking) were fool's gold.  It was stupid to throw so much $$$$$$ at Jimbo.

They scored 1 TD vs a terrible Colorado team.

1 TD today vs Hogs.

1 first-half TD vs Kent State.

 

 

Their stupid is very entertaining to me.

Please let jimbo coach through his contract.

Thank you, Brakeman.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


This may be the year the SEC doesn’t protect aggy and makes them to play us in a bowl game because of their ill fated sabotage attempt on us joining the conference.

Remind me, which bowl does the 8th place SEC team go to?

1 hour ago, Atticus said:


Georgia is gonna beat arky by about 20

Are they? I say that is risky talk chum. The spread will not be 20.  Clemson just showed us all her ass.

I would take the piggie to cover all night.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


This may be the year the SEC doesn’t protect aggy and makes them to play us in a bowl game because of their ill fated sabotage attempt on us joining the conference.

I hope not because it will mean our season really went down the shitter. 

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51 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Arkansas shoved it up our ass

Good thing y'all are into that.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:
Lateralus Ag
 
AG

Pig will lose four games this year. They still haven't played anyone worth playing.

I would like to see a team lead by Casey play piggie again at a neutral stadium.

Hate to say it but I was rooting for aggy to lose to the pigs and all the while felt kinda bad doing it. They won but it still feels kind of dirty, main difference Is I should have been indifferent. Might bring it up in my next counseling session. 

4 hours ago, Chad said:

Make this aggy eat crow. What goes around comes around.

 

It’s a good thing she’s got nice fake tits because I’m not sure what would otherwise qualify her to be anywhere near a sports website.

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Hate to say it but I was rooting for aggy to lose to the pigs and all the while felt kinda bad doing it. They won but it still feels kind of dirty, main difference Is I should have been indifferent. Might bring it up in my next counseling session. 

nah.  we want aggy and OU to lose as much as possible.  ark will lose enough.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

nah.  we want aggy and OU to lose as much as possible.  ark will lose enough.

I dunno. I thought the game we played against the pigs was just a fluke with us playing the wrong QB with bad playcalling but they impressed me even more today. They aren’t elite but they are tough and anyone they play it won’t be a cakewalk.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I dunno. I thought the game we played against the pigs was just a fluke with us playing the wrong QB with bad playcalling but they impressed me even more today. They aren’t elite but they are tough and anyone they play it won’t be a cakewalk.

fair enough.  I always want dirt burglars and aggy to lose as much as possible for recruiting.

Just now, dcar00 said:

fair enough.  I always want dirt burglars and aggy to lose as much as possible for recruiting.

Well yeah that’s true. 
 

I heard on the radio yesterday that we had a good number of recruits coming in for this game. If so they saw a good show. Hopefully that pays dividends. 

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Listen to this guys opening statement.  It’s the longest run on sentence in the history of Boomhauer   No idea what he’s trying to convey  

 

I feel like aggy should furnish a gibberish interpreter whenever Jimbo has a press conference...

WTF did he just say here??   

 

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Listen to this guys opening statement.  It’s the longest run on sentence in the history of Boomhauer   No idea what he’s trying to convey  

 

Kent State is a good football team.

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Listen to this guys opening statement.  It’s the longest run on sentence in the history of Boomhauer   No idea what he’s trying to convey  

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I feel like aggy should furnish a gibberish interpreter whenever Jimbo has a press conference...

WTF did he just say here??   

 

Dingdondoodatgitwatgoogad

 ... or something to that effect

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lololololol

aggy will rock themselves to sleep, happy that their husband, bama, beat Southern Miss, although the honeymoon phase has ended with Jimblow Cuckfisher.

Lots of Texags chatter implying he is Light Sumlin or Sumlin the Fair.

3 minutes ago, El Squared said:

aggy will rock themselves to sleep, happy that their husband, bama, beat Southern Miss, although the honeymoon phase has ended with Jimblow Cuckfisher.

Lots of Texags chatter implying he is Light Sumlin or Sumlin the Fair.

Someone should remind them that Sumlin never lost to pig.

25 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Kent State is a good football team.

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Colorado State played Iowa tighter.

Respect to Pig. I like their coach and their team. 
Uh no, he hired Kendal Briles.
22 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Holy cow! That's some high speed panicked Boomhower rambling before the coaster drops. Hahaha!

27 minutes ago, El Squared said:

aggy will rock themselves to sleep, happy that their husband, bama, beat Southern Miss, although the honeymoon phase has ended with Jimblow Cuckfisher.

Lots of Texags chatter implying he is Light Sumlin or Sumlin the Fair.

 Never forget they gave Jimbo a national title trophy without a year on it. These fuckin people man 

We got some injuries going into Georgia.  If KJ didnt get hurt we would have beat them by 20+. Fuck the Aggies though they talk like theyre Bama but play like he ATM we all know and love.

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Listen to this guys opening statement.  It’s the longest run on sentence in the history of Boomhauer   No idea what he’s trying to convey  

 

Holy shit that is the most amazing soliloquy without breathing I have ever heard in my life.  What a charlatan.  Good for him.  He is going to get paid a fortune to just fade away and go fishing.

1 minute ago, Texasizsoback said:

We got some injuries going into Georgia.  If KJ didnt get hurt we would have beat them by 20+. Fuck the Aggies though they talk like theyre Bama but play like he ATM we all know and love.

Fuck you, but you’re not wrong. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Holy shit that is the most amazing soliloquy without breathing I have ever heard in my life.  What a charlatan.  Good for him.  He is going to get paid a fortune to just fade away and go fishing.

Them words is too pretty to be talking about either of them two teams 

Lateralus Ag 6:13p   AG

Pig will lose four games this year. They still haven't played anyone worth playing.
So piggie shouldn't have bothered showing up to jerryworld today.

Flawless logic
We all know this person at work. They just keep talking and talking, bullshit after bullshit. But they just keep going, so much so that it sounds like they are so busy and working so hard. And whatever happened wasn’t their fault 
If I had a car dealership I'd hire Jimbo in a heartbeat.
5 hours ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

Y’all got anymore prissy Texas teams y’all want us to play?  

That sounds kinda gay

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Holy shit that is the most amazing soliloquy without breathing I have ever heard in my life.  What a charlatan.  Good for him.  He is going to get paid a fortune to just fade away and go fishing.

This. Jimbo is the perfect fit to cement aggy turdition of mediocrity (at best) and those idiots are emptying their pockets to do so. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

$9 million for that. Lulz.

There's no fucking way I could listen to that whole thing.

2 hours ago, yoladu said:

Does Aggy still need welcoming to the SEC?

They were s'pose to be

53 minutes ago, JMFP said:
5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
Respect to Pig. I like their coach and their team. 

Uh no, he hired Kendal Briles.

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

You mean aggy doubled down on stupidity? 

They went full aggy. You never go full aggy.

 Never forget they gave Jimbo a national title trophy without a year on it. These fuckin people man 

Yo it’s still good though bro.
4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:
Lateralus Ag
 
AG

Pig will lose four games this year. They still haven't played anyone worth playing.

If Arkansas finishes the year 8-4 with their schedule and where they were two years ago then Pittman is shoe in for coach of the year.

Too much Arkansas dick sucking in this thread.

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they just extended him for 10 years at 90 m total right?  yikes

 

10 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Listen to this guys opening statement.  It’s the longest run on sentence in the history of Boomhauer   No idea what he’s trying to convey  

 

From the outside looking in, you can't understand it.  From the inside looking out, you can't explain it.  Certainly this made perfect sense to aggy.

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Holy shit that is the most amazing soliloquy without breathing I have ever heard in my life.  What a charlatan.  Good for him.  He is going to get paid a fortune to just fade away and go fishing.

Thought the best line during said soliloquy was "We self inflicted ourselves in a lot of things"

Arkansas had to limit their offense a lot when Hornsby came in because he's not much of a passer.  This game wouldn't have been close with Jefferson.  ATM is going to lose lots of games this year and it's gonna be glorious.  The shitty job Jimbo has done recruiting quarterbacks is impressive considering the success he's had in recruiting overall.

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Just now, kevwun said:

Arkansas had to limit their offense a lot when Hornsby came in because he's not much of a passer.  This game wouldn't have been close with Jefferson.  ATM is going to lose lots of games this year and it's gonna be glorious.

Arkansas isn’t a bad team. don’t forget that they absolutely fucking destroyed us. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

Arkansas isn’t a bad team. don’t forget that they absolutely fucking destroyed us. 

True, but the aggy offense is a shit show. They couldn't score against Colorado.

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Arkansas had to limit their offense a lot when Hornsby came in because he's not much of a passer.  This game wouldn't have been close with Jefferson.  ATM is going to lose lots of games this year and it's gonna be glorious.  The shitty job Jimbo has done recruiting quarterbacks is impressive considering the success he's had in recruiting overall.

King and Calzone play nothing like Winston and Mond so does Jimbo even have a recruiting philosophy? 

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