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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

A&M has something like 7 penalties on this series.

 

 

They’d have a shit ton more in this game had Sanky not wanted A&M to win.

But their shitastic showing convinced the office to call in to let the refs know that Piggy is now the preferred winner.

Checks calendar....not November yet.  Confused.

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Bimbo earn his big raise, yet?

 

It's coming.  But he did get a nifty trophy.

 

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Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

NYAG95

3:42p

At least we can't play any worse
 

stupid aggy, they haven't run out of time yet

Seems like they are about to eat their own:

aggiepaintrain

3:42p

WHATS THE FAST TALKING COACH GONNA SAY ABOUT THIS BEATDOWN?!?!

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Or a nuclear holocaust 

Whatever it takes 

Good PSA. Get your buttholes checked.

NYAG95

3:42p

At least we can't play any worse


We are barely in the 2nd quarter. Give it time. It will get much worse.
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Pig has 36.6 yard per pass attempt and 8.0 yard per rush attempt.

Thank God, defense is our strength.

 

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Arky defense looks solid. Odom doesn’t fuck around. I’ll admit I’m jealous 

Yup, he’s a badass DC.  He’ll get another head coaching gig soon.

Jimbo battles against prostrate cancer every time he watches his wife get cucked from the closet.

Damn

Ahoy! Early season setback dead ahead 

Does rooms to go want me to fuck my furniture?

I do not get how Cindy Crawford or Latina Boobs mcABC show are qualified to design furniture….

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Checks calendar....not November yet.  Confused.

It climbed really high, really early this year. Safety regulations require an early drop. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's coming.  But he did get a nifty trophy.

 

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Wtf is this

camelmenthol

3:42p

In reply to Rebbasser

9.5 million dollars worth of flags were used in the making of this game

Artorias

3:43p

Good thing we gave Jimbo that raise

Roman Empire

3:43p

Jimbo out of his league. Let's extend his contract.

wrong thread

Edited by dcar00

Man A&M picked up 25 yards of field position on those 2 punts

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Wtf is this

 

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/2/28/17064698/texas-a-m-jimbo-fisher-national-championship-trophy

 

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Well hello there. It’s February, and you probably thought the days of claiming national championships — a la our beloved UCF Knights — were over. Well, folks, Texas A&M’s chancellor, John Sharp, just presented Aggie head coach Jimbo Fisher with an “NCAA Division I Football National Championship” trophy. The date is blank, reading simply “20--” for the year:

 

 

Can we admit that piggy is pretty damn good. Great line play on both sides of the ball. Well coached, fundamentally sound and they play hard. They’re a top 10 team, we had a freshman QB and team who didn’t know what they’re going to face on the road. UGA-piggy next week is going to be the game of the week.

Nessler looks like a broken man and Danielson is super eager to be as wrong as possible with each string of llama shit that escapes his cunthole. 

Just now, hookemATL said:

Nessler looks like a broken man and Danielson is super eager to be as wrong as possible with each string of llama shit that escapes his cunthole. 

well stated

Never thought i would long for the return of Verne Lundquist to booth.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Can we admit that piggy is pretty damn good. Great line play on both sides of the ball. Well coached, fundamentally sound and they play hard. They’re a top 10 team, we had a freshman QB and team who didn’t know what they’re going to face on the road. UGA-piggy next week is going to be the game of the week.

Hard to disagree with that. They are stout on both sides of the ball.

Lol, perfect Aflac trivia question[emoji23][emoji23]

Does Kyle Umlang work for Aflac?

Aggy had to whine for that flag 

Meh probably was PI but it was a dumb one. Would've easily broken it up or made the tackle without it

Too bad this aggy team doesn’t play Georgia. I’d pay good money to watch that defense vs this waste of flesh at qb.

Edited by The Ace of Aces

Sexy one dimensional offense for Jumbo 

My aggy friends told me that their QB play this year would be elevated over Mond’s, lol.

I don't know boys, Jimbo looks like he deserves at least 15 million per year..give him another raise right now

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