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Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge...[gestures]…tracts of land.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

And there was much rejoicing.

(Used that today after hearing good news on a project.  No one got it.  Need to rethink who I'm doing business with.)

This is supposed to be a happy occasion.  Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide...it's a killer!

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It still upsets me that Lancelot “rescued” Gallahad from the clutches of the maidens of Castle Anthrax.

14 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

It still upsets me that Lancelot “rescued” Gallahad from the clutches of the maidens of Castle Anthrax.

Before they could all get a good spanking. 

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Before they could all get a good spanking. 

And then the oral sex...

On 9/24/2021 at 4:56 PM, Mach 1 said:

And there was much rejoicing.

(Used that today after hearing good news on a project.  No one got it.  Need to rethink who I'm doing business with.)

yaaaaaaaaay

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

5 hours ago, huge said:

yaaaaaaaaay

You have to move your hand back and forth like you're waiving a flag.

On 9/27/2021 at 3:56 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Well, she turned me into a newt.

“I got better.”

 

The delivery of this line cracks me up so much. 

10 hours ago, huge said:

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

What does he do?  Nibble your bum?

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.

With...............................................a herring!

19 hours ago, Longhorn Fever said:

I’m not dead yet.

I’d like to go for a walk now. 

On 9/29/2021 at 7:23 PM, Longhorn Fever said:

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.

Five is right out!

Oh Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemy to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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What is your favorite color?

Blue…No…Yellooooooooooo
34 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Say this once in a while when I bring in the mail.

"Message for you sir!"

I used that to announce new emails on my computer back in the '90s.  Way too many emails now.

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