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[Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC

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    I was really hoping to come to this thread after a 70 to 35 win and see a lot of bitching and personal attacks and whining and crying. Thank you for not disappointing me.

  • SMU - 42 TCU - 27 4th quarter with about 11min to go

  • Overshown before the game. Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

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Mack Brown would be telling the sideline reporter right now that we ran the ball too much - that we need more balance

So glad we got rid of All Shit Clear Piss Tom

1 minute ago, houstonevo8 said:

Sark heading to the locker room for a cocktail 

I do enjoy happy day drinking more than sad day drinking

I think the offense has scored 19 TDs in 23 drives with Casey.

Just now, Topper13 said:

What was that shit #51 just did?

Finishing a block. It’s football. You go back out 2nd half and throw him around in return. 

46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still the 1st half. Calm down

Dude no one is not calm.

1 minute ago, houstonevo8 said:

Sark heading to the locker room for a cocktail 

Too soon. 

I'm drinking for him

How Sark calls this second half will define his legacy.  Tack on another 4 TDs.  Wear Dicker the fuck out then have him carried off the field!

Fuck you Tom Herman for not playing Bijan more you stupid motherfucker.

At the same time, thank you Tom Herman for not playing Bijan more.

Enjoy the cold weather in Chicago you stupid mother fucker.

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Masturbate

 

(This assumes you’re alone at home)

or on an airplane

11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Robinson is fucking fun to watch. Dude doesn't fall down

He is the anti - Kyle Porter

2 minutes ago, houstonevo8 said:

Sark heading to the locker room for a cocktail 

How dare you

What's Casey's insane scoring drive percentage going back to halftime of the bowl game at now? 

7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

With no timeouts, I woulda called a pass. But that play was pretty damn good

We had 2 left. 

Ok... Points God and Bijan get one series... Then its RSFR NIL phenom make every throw time. 

Glad to see the Oline left their kryptonite underwear at home so Superman and his backup can run wild

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's Casey's insane scoring drive percentage going back to halftime of the bowl game at now? 

84% of his drives are resulting in TDs

18 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

That was a really good throw but Foster didn’t track that ball very well and ended up out of position to make a play. Both TDs are on Foster and both because of poor angles/position.

He’s not a deep field saftey. He’s a “in the box saftey” and even with that he misses tackles. 
 

BJ Has to be better , and I hate his lack of effort at times

We're here to fuck shit up. 42 points in the first half. Know your place ITT. Can't believe these games used to be competitive. it's awesome to see this Longhorn talent shine. 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's Casey's insane scoring drive percentage going back to halftime of the bowl game at now? 

I think it was 16 or 18 before this game.

6 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Gas Giant!  YEAH

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Big shout out to Jupiter for keeping the riff raff out of the neighborhood. 

Let's get a stop, score again, then let Keilan and Brooks run all over this exhausted Tech D'.

rewster

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wreckem4187 said... (original post) They still haven't punted

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they will punt after they substitute their players for cheerleaders in the 3rd.

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Big shout out to Jupiter for keeping the riff raff out of the neighborhood. 

What about beltalowda?

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love how they literally saying Sark was hired to win games like these....We are literally a 4 win program and second worst team in the big 12, tap the breaks, beat OSU or someone

 

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think it was 16 or 18 before this game.

Before this game: 14 TDs, 2 FGs, 2 punts.

We only had one pick 6 with Herman? That can't be right

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11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

SO this erection lasting longer than 4 hours 

 

7 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Hello, I'm here for the gang bang
 

 

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

PM sent

Play safe, boys.

1 minute ago, IBuryPaul said:

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For the team, I'll do it..  I'm a team player, and shes pasty

10 minutes ago, MrBig said:

So glad we got rid of All Shit Clear Piss Tom

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4 minutes ago, MainBldg said:

Someone needs a Burnt Ends tank top c3e997b4860d5be05210c02fe5530661.jpg

Someone needs to ditch the shirt and let those puppies out…

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