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[Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC

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Just now, Snacks said:

10 TDs 

Did I miss a punt?

You did not. 1 INT and that last drive turnover on downs.

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    I was really hoping to come to this thread after a 70 to 35 win and see a lot of bitching and personal attacks and whining and crying. Thank you for not disappointing me.

  • SMU - 42 TCU - 27 4th quarter with about 11min to go

  • Overshown before the game. Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

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Hell of a way to open conference play. 

Love y’all, fuck y’all

Hook’em 

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Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

Has Texas ever played a complete game without punting?

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

SMU breasts TCU 42-34.  Final.

Getting breasted tends to make one lose focus ...

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The fuck are you talking about? He's not even in.

Before Wright came in--when he was pulled.  

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What happened to Danny Young?

Saw him on the sideline not dressed out, but not sure the reasoning, other than being passed up.

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Ok to beer fest.  Fuck Sam Adams.

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Should've let dicker have a go, he needs the practice

Just now, Rimbo said:

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Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

Very Westworld 

42 points in the first half? A'ight.

Only 28 in the second half?  Fuck that shit.  

FIRE SARK!

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Overshown before the game.
Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.
He owns his small Texas town upbringing

So Fred Acker is the last coach to go 3-1 in his first season at Texas? 🙄

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

SMU breasts TCU 42-34.  Final.

Pics? 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

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Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

this is the proper attitude to have when you show u for ball.  pipe hitting mother fuckers do this

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

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Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

That's a man who gets so much pussy it just falls out of his pockets 

21 minutes ago, Modessit said:
22 minutes ago, kevwun said:
As long as he doesn't attack the play by play guy with a bat.

But if we could get him to work with Tim Brando....

[Dean Martin]But I can dream[/Dean Martin]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Let's hang 60 on these fucks.  AGNB.

Aim higher! AGNB.

Just now, ousux said:
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:
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Overshown before the game.
Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

He owns his small Texas town upbringing

i'm honestly questioning my sexuality seeing this photo... get that hot dance club chick back in the thread

 

Just now, Betty Blackwell said:

Last week?

So, this is going to be our thing from now on? 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

holy fuck guys... whats with the fucked angles you keep taking

Seriously. Need to work on this hard this week if we're going to do decently in conference play.

YAY WE WIN!

So Fred Acker is the last coach to go 3-1 in his first season at Texas? [emoji849]

There's a reason it's their first season. Last guy/team was ass my dude.

Great win. Secondary needs work.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The entire 3rd string OL was lined up incorrectly. Not exactly all on the QB there genius.

Guess he's still out there then fuccboi.

Charles Wright should starts?
Got to see him in person. He can ball out against Anderson High. Was surprised Texas offered. Maybe he's Colt 2 buggaloo
Just now, RPM said:

Great win. Secondary needs work.

The entire D needs work, giving up 35 points and 400 yards to a back up QB

Sark saying the D lost mental intensity late in the 4th. Glad he is willing to talk about it from the gate

Not a better feeling than drinking yourself to a nice buzz and finishing it off with an Andygator to take you over to the top and dozing off for the last 5 minutes of the game and seeing your team put up 70 total points and comfortably ahead by 5 TDs. Team Sark here. Texas is on its way back. Hook em

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

Great win. Secondary needs work.

This.

Well said.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech finished with 520 yards of offense

And yet lost by 35 points.

And she was waiting for Sark as he walked away from the microphones.  Dick hardness is becoming beneficial.  Expectijoy in our future.!

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3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Don't know the final score but we're going to double them up. Thinking 34-17 or 42-21.

OK, I'll admit I didn't see 70-35 coming.

Most points at home since oSu in 1996. Yeah Sark could be okay.

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

OK, I'll admit I didn't see 70-35 coming.

Remember when the line was -13 and cut in half immediately? 😂

Something to note: All of our games have been decided by double digits.

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech finished with 520 yards of offense

Those two 75yd TDs and taking the entire 4th quarter off will do that to you. 

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Guess he's still out there then fuccboi.

Just don't understand how "fans" can be such fucking asshats to a freshman QB who was put in a high pressure situation at Arkansas, didn't make any egregious mistakes, but didn't perform well, and are not going to nitpick everything that happens on the field when he's out there. Fuck off with this shit. He's a talented dude who I hope stays here and learns like Casey did so he can be the guy some day. That way we're not playing another talented freshman at some point and complaining about how he sucks.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Remember when the line was -13 and cut in half immediately? 😂

vegas does not believe AGNB yet  but it'll come johnny, it'll come...

Nice win, hook em. Need to really work on the D. Secondary of course didn’t look good but we still can’t get consistent pressure up front.

Hats off to the O-line though. Didn’t see (notice) any glaring issues.

Now, let’s put TCU to bed.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just don't understand how "fans" can be such fucking asshats to a freshman QB who was put in a high pressure situation at Arkansas, didn't make any egregious mistakes, but didn't perform well, and are not going to nitpick everything that happens on the field when he's out there. Fuck off with this shit. He's a talented dude who I hope stays here and learns like Casey did so he can be the guy some day. That way we're not playing another talented freshman at some point and complaining about how he sucks.

I think you are taking this way to personal for some reason. he's a redshirt freshman by the way. big difference.  I believe 99% of the folks put it on Sark.

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11 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Pics? 

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Have been out all day with family drama - is the defense as bad as the points against indicates or have they gone full prevent and allowed garbage yardage?

A little bit of both late… but mid-game, our DBs shit the bed on 3 long TDs
Just now, dcar00 said:

I think you are taking this way to personal for some reason. he's a redshirt freshman by the way. big difference.  I believe 99% of the folks put it on Sark.

LT mafia. They get the pussy vapors if you deign to criticize one of theirs. 

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