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We should change the name of this post to people who don’t know shit about fuck. Family violence cases, particularly impeding breath or circulation, are notoriously bullshit. 

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    Several times Bert Auburn's choking impeded my breathing.

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  • Nah, this isn’t the attitude anymore. If this were 2012 and these guys were still getting barely paid, then sure. I’d pump the amateurism, bled for the university sunshine all day. But this is the new

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Confiscate her computer and look at her search history. 

You could probably just ask her what kind of kinks she’s into.
3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

*Circa 1964, colorized 

Pretty sure that team was all white

21 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I hope he learned his lesson to not get romantically involved with anyone during his career. Instead focus on your career and slay as many pussy as you can buy. 

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23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

3rd party witness probably backed X’s version of events so far. 

 

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This whole story and the events of Saturday in the Moody just really drives home the reality that we should still have our basketball coach. 

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3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This whole story and the events of Saturday in the Moody just really drives home the reality that we should still have our basketball coach. 

Beard didn't get fired because he was arrested. He was fired because he didn't seem to understand, was entirely unapologetic, and lacked any personal responsibility as to how his role in the events was unsuitable for such a prominent figure at the University of Texas. Had he shown even a modicum of remorse for his role in the situation, he probably wouldn't have been fired. 

11 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This whole story and the events of Saturday in the Moody just really drives home the reality that we should still have our basketball coach. 

 

No we shouldn't. There is a difference between dropping all charged from DA side due to evidence and the psycho bitch fiance of Beard refusing to cooperate with authorities to protect her golden ticket even though Beard assaulted her.

There's also a huge difference in expectations of a head coach versus a player.

5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Beard didn't get fired because he was arrested. He was fired because he didn't seem to understand, was entirely unapologetic, and lacked any personal responsibility as to how his role in the events was unsuitable for such a prominent figure at the University of Texas. Had he shown even a modicum of remorse for his role in the situation, he probably wouldn't have been fired. 

The coverup or lack thereof was worse than the crime.

Hopefully this was the necessary reality check for X

Would probably be a good time for someone like Earl Thomas to have a sit down with him about vetting potential partners 

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

This whole story and the events of Saturday in the Moody just really drives home the reality that we should still have our basketball coach. 

Fuck that guy.

2 hours ago, Nope said:

Hopefully this was the necessary reality check for X

Would probably be a good time for someone like Earl Thomas to have a sit down with him about vetting potential partners 

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Hoping Akina returning will mean we see Earl resurface with the program…feels like he’s stayed away 

19 minutes ago, Nope said:

Hoping Akina returning will mean we see Earl resurface with the program…feels like he’s stayed away 

Hate to say it, because he was a badass while here, but his behavior and decision making over the last few years is a bit off. A guy like aaron ross brings more to the program than having ET around. ET is a wildcard at this point. 

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The 34-year-old’s personal life, legal troubles, and general well-being have all been under a negative spotlight. Thomas’ wife was arrested in April of 2020 for pointing a gun at Earl’s head after breaking into an Airbnb rental and catching him in an affair with another woman. She later filed for divorce in November. In 2021, Thomas was arrested for unlawful weapon possession, which was later dismissed after he agreed to surrender the weapon. Last year, he was arrested for multiple protective order violations, including alleged threatening text messages toward his wife and children.

 

3 hours ago, Nope said:

Hopefully this was the necessary reality check for X

Would probably be a good time for someone like Earl Thomas to have a sit down with him about vetting potential partners 

 

1 hour ago, Nope said:

Hoping Akina returning will mean we see Earl resurface with the program…feels like he’s stayed away 

Dude what the fuck are you talking about. We all love ET3 - he's arguably the best defensive back to ever lace them up for Texas - but the guy is pretty clearly a little fucked in the head and it's not like he wasn't eccentric when he was playing at a high level. 

I hope he gets the help he needs and can get his life back in order but that's not the type of dude that Texas football needs hanging around the program right now. 

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10 hours ago, Nope said:

Hopefully this was the necessary reality check for X

Would probably be a good time for someone like Earl Thomas to have a sit down with him about vetting potential partners 

"Let he who is without psycho ex cast the first stone" - Jesus of Nacodogches

3 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

"Let he who is without psycho ex cast the first stone" - Jesus of Nacodogches

I hear you Nacbro 

8 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

"Let he who is without psycho ex cast the first stone" - Jesus of Nacodogches

Fuck  bunch of bitches call rent-a-hoe

10 hours ago, Nope said:

Hoping Akina returning will mean we see Earl resurface with the program…feels like he’s stayed away 

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2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck  bunch of bitches call rent-a-hoe

From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James:

You need a madam,” Rogers said.

“A what?” Abel said.

“You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.”

Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving.

“Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”

2 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James:

You need a madam,” Rogers said.

“A what?” Abel said.

“You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.”

Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving.

“Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”

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4 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James:

You need a madam,” Rogers said.

“A what?” Abel said.

“You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.”

Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving.

“Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”

Yep. You aren't paying for the sex - you're paying her to leave afterwards.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yep. You aren't paying for the sex - you're paying her to leave afterwards.

The definition of "eternity" --The time between when you come and she leaves.

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On 3/7/2025 at 3:31 AM, ztejas said:

Dear God. This is like Surly's version of the Shroud of Turin. 

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On 3/8/2025 at 6:39 PM, Royale with cheese said:

Agree with this approach 100%, but why limit it solely to NFL players?

Regrettably, very few of us have the money to fuck a different bitch everyday.

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

who needs money?

the divorce lawyer

On 3/10/2025 at 11:52 PM, ztejas said:

 

Dude what the fuck are you talking about. We all love ET3 - he's arguably the best defensive back to ever lace them up for Texas - but the guy is pretty clearly a little fucked in the head and it's not like he wasn't eccentric when he was playing at a high level. 

I hope he gets the help he needs and can get his life back in order but that's not the type of dude that Texas football needs hanging around the program right now. 

I would suggest that the love and support of his DBU brothers may be exactly what he needs to pull him out of that dark place

On 3/10/2025 at 11:14 PM, Blotto said:

including alleged threatening text messages toward his wife and children.

 

Fuck ET3 if true.

On 3/11/2025 at 7:10 AM, The Earl of Texas said:

"Let he who is without psycho ex cast the first stone" - Jesus of Nacodogches

I'm OUT!

On 3/11/2025 at 9:44 AM, Royale with cheese said:

From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James:

You need a madam,” Rogers said.

“A what?” Abel said.

“You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.”

Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving.

“Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”

Charlie Sheen approves this message.

On 3/12/2025 at 11:06 PM, MirrOlure said:

Girlfriend ain’t going away without a check 

On 3/12/2025 at 9:06 PM, MirrOlure said:

Cogliano file:

- dog named Ginsburg probably says it all

- Cornell/NYU/Emory = dngaf about football and probably hates it, it's players, and fans

- apparently recently went blonde, no data to show her verdict record as blonde vs natural (Auburn?)

On 3/21/2025 at 8:37 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Girlfriend ain’t going away without a check 

Sounds like she isn't going away without some legal fees.

54 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

bitch broke is PS5......

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Yeah. That's way too far. Can handle the stolen cash, the phony accusations, etc. But you do NOT fuck with your man's PlayStation.

6 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

What’s the measuring tape for?

Scale

12 hours ago, n64ra said:

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12 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

That explains the haircut.

Bitches be crazy. 


Apparently Worthy downloaded the dating app that Chris Beard couldn’t stop raving about. 
 

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